20 Loads ***************************************************** Today we are in competition with Clark's consignment machinery sale. Please be reminded that MONDAY sales continue through April 26th. ***************************************************** If you missed this announcement the in the paper or on TV, please be advised that at 7pm tonight there is a national alert. Be sure to cover all your speakers on your telephones because at that time they intend to blow out all telephone lines. You do not want that radium stuff blowing around in your house. *****************************************************
60 Loads ***************************************************** Spread the laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here. ***************************************************** Johnny's mom looked out the window & noted Johnny "playing church" with their cat. Cat sat quietly & Johnny was preaching away. A little later, Mom heard loud meowing & hissing. Mom ran to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. "Stop that! The cat is afraid of water." Johnny looked up & said, "He should have thought of that before he joined my church." *****************************************************
22 Loads ***************************************************** Please be reminded that MONDAY sales continue through April 29th. ***************************************************** Sammy got lost at the YMCA & found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the ladies burst into shrieks, grabbing towels, & running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement & then asked, "What's the Matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" *****************************************************
28 Loads ***************************************************** Very light test on market today. Another spring snowstorm. When will spring temperatures return? ***************************************************** The last MONDAY sale for this season will be April 29. ***************************************************** A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the womens locker room. When he was spotted, the ladies burst into shrieks, grabbing towels, and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" *****************************************************
Monday, April 22, 2013 17 Loads Another weather related sale!! It is rain/sleet/snow. But it is wet. Again we were short on hay and the prices reflect the need some buyers had! Impatiently waiting for warmer temps. Please be reminded that MONDAY sales continue through APRIL 29th. ONE MORE Monday sale after today. Thurs. sales continue year *round. ********* Experts predict computers will one day replace paper products altogether. Grumpy says they*ve obviously never tried wiping with a laptop. If we were meant to *POP* out of bed, we*d all sleep in toasters.*
Thursday. April 25, 2013 68 loads Across the board, the market was stronger with a good volume of hay available for sale. ******* The last MONDAY sale for this season will be APRIL 29 ***************** 6 year old Annie had her first family planning lesson at school, she said. Mom asked, *How did it go?* *I died of shame. Sam says the stork brings babies. Sally said you can buy babies from an orphanage. Pete says you can buy babies at the hospital.* Mom laughs. *But that's no reason to be ashamed.* Annie: *No, but I can*t tell them we are so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves.* ******************************
Monday, April 29, 2013 37 Loads ********* A BEAUTIFUL, sunny day for the last Monday sale of this season. Farmers finally able to begin field work today. Thursday sales continue year around. ********* Classified ads in a UK news- paper. Good British humor: 1. Free puppies; 1/2 Cocker Spaniel and 1/2 sneaky neighbor*s dog. 2. Puppies for sale: Mom is Kennel Club registered; Dad is Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 3. Wedding Dress for Sale: Worn once by mistake.