April Fools* Day and Egbert Kragt is busy April fooling everybody. I really think there are enough fools in other months to warrant them having their own days, too. More important it is Harry Rozeboom*s birthday-thanks for the superdelicious carrot cake!! MOST important it is Holy Week. Have a blessed Easter! Because of Easter every true Christian can boast of having three degrees: B.A. - Born Again M.A.-Mightily Altered D.D.-Divinely Destined
MONDAY, April 5, 2010 11 loads today MONDAY SALES (AND THURS. SALES) CONTINUE THROUGH APRIL..then it is only Thursday Sales until November.
Reporter Bob Garfield discovered: * 59 million Americans have heart disease, * 53 million Americans have migraines, * 25 million Americans have osteroporosis, * 16 million struggle with obesity, * 3 million have cancer, * 2 million have servere brain disorders. In total 543 million Americans consider them- selves seriously sick. There are 266 million people in the country. Garfield noted, *Either as a society we are doomed, or someone is seriously double-dipping.* There*s a stampede of fear out there. Let us not get caught in it! Remember Easter - FEAR NOT!
The snow has finally melted. Some flowers are blooming. Gals walk by my house in shorts and sunglasses - tanning season*s begun. The back- yard grill is ready. Yard tools are in place. But this is Iowa, so keep the snowblower ready, too, just in case.
MONDAY, April 12, 2010 15 loads today MONDAY SALES (AND THURS. SALES) CONTINUE THROUGH APRIL..then it is only Thursday Sales until November. Our former employer, Marge Harmelink, fell & broke her arm in 2 places; will have surgery in Sioux Falls Tuesday. If you remember her, send her a card, 2147 310th St., RV.
Secrets of success can be found in your room: Fan says be cool Roof says aim high Window says see the world Clock says every minute is precious Carpet says kneel down & pray Calendar says be up-to-date Door says push hard for your goals Mirror says reflect before you act
THURSDAY, April 15, 2010 46 loads today. NOTICE: 2 more MONDAY Sales!
Did you know?? - eggs of a potato bug hatch in 7 days; - those of a canary hatch in 14 days; - a barnyard hen in 21 days; - eggs of a duck and goose in 28 days; - those of a mallard in 35 days; - parrot and ostrich hatch in 42 days. Who orchestrated this? I think we have an awesome and orderly God!
MONDAY, April 19, 2010 16 loads today ONE (1) MONDAY SALE left this season.
A mother and her son re- turned from the grocery store & began putting away groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers & spread them all over the table. *What are you doing?* *I am looking for the seal,* the boy explained. *The box says you can not eat them if the seal is broken.*
THURSDAY, April 22, 2010 43 loads today. NOTICE: 1 more MONDAY Sale!
Johnny went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. *How did you know?* his mom asked. *Daddy picked them up & looked underneath,* he replied. * I think it is printed on the bottom.*
MONDAY, April 26, 2010 10 loads today (rains today) No more Monday sales this season; Thursday sales do run year around!! Come see us or call in your orders.
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed, *I have had enough of this.* She goes downstairs. When she finally comes back up, the husband says, *The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?* The blonde says, *I put the dog in our backyard; let us see how THEY like it!*
THURSDAY, April 29, 2010 47 loads today. NOTICE: No more MONDAY Sale for the summer. Question: A ship is docked at the harbor. Over the side hangs a rope ladder with rungs a foot apart. The tide rises at a rate of 9 inches per hour. At the end of six hours, how much rope ladder will remain above water, assuming that 9 feet were above the water when the tide began?
