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Alfalfa/Grass Sales Results
August Results
THURSDAY, August 5, 2010
39 Loads
BTW, the listed SUCATASH last week was (is)
50% oats hay, 25% barley hay and 25% wheat hay.
Surprisingly, many farmers/USDA guys did
not know what this was!!! Even this old town gal
learned something! So much fun...especially to
know you are reading this report. THANKS.
*Old* is when:
You do not care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you do not have to go along.
*Getting lucky* means you find your car
in the full parking lot.
Your sweetie says, *Let us go upstairs and
make love,* and you answer, *Pick one; I
can not do both!*
You are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.
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ALFALFA
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THURSDAY, August 12, 2010
28 Loads
HOT, HOT, HOT; Humid, Humid;Humid
Please no more rain tonite or on morrow!
If you read ZITS, and are like me with
no texting capabilites, you should smile
at the cartoon of today. Mom wants
Jeremy to text whenever he goes some-
place so she will know where he is. He
grudgingly agrees. The final block shows
mom sitting on the couch getting text
after text: *Hallway* *Stairs* *Bedroom*
*Hallway* *Bathroom* *Bedroom again*
Mom*s expression is priceless! Those
smart-alecky kids and quick thumbs!!
When you are eating cured ham, don*t
you ever wonder just what was wrong
with it before it got well?
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GRASS
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THURSDAY, August 19, 2010
42 Loads
Hope you have seen our boss at the Dakota
Fest in Mitchell this week in the Hay Booth!
Yard guys say prices were a little higher today.
Donald McDonald went to study at an English
university and moved into a residence hall.
After a month, his mom visited. *How do you
get along with the other students in this hall?*
she asked. Don said the others were very
noisy - one banged his head on the wall on one
side of him and the student on the other side
of him just screamed all night. *How do you put
up with it?* asked Mom. *I just ignore them
and sit here quietly, playing my bagpipes.*
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ALFALFA
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THURSDAY, August 26, 2010
48 Loads
Some thoughts to ponder:
^All of us could take a lesson
from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.
^Life is sexually transmitted.
^Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which
one can die.
^In the 60's, people took acid
to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people
take Prozac to make it normal.
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
39 loads
Light run today with market uneven. Buyers out in fields chopping crops!
Sister Mary worked for a home health agency. Visiting homebound patients, she ran out of gas. Luckily, a gas station was just a block away - to which she walked, asking to borrow a gas can and buy gas. The owner said his only gas can had just been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. The nun walked back to her car and looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to a patient. Being a resourceful nun, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas and carried the bed pan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas in her tank, 2 men watched across the street. One turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
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