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Alfalfa/Grass Sales Results
January Results
MONDAY, January 4, 2010
16 loads today
MARKET strong today with limited supply.
NEW YEARS is a harmless annual institution,
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat
for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and
humbug resolustions. -Mark Twain
-No more Reality show addiction.
-Stop smoking. -Lose 20 pounds
-Call mom more. -Get devorce.
-Have growth on neck looked at.
-Change personality. -Be nicer
-Dump boyfriend. -Change my career.
-Stop boozing. -Find meaning to life.
Stop.................
16 loads today
MARKET strong today with limited supply.
NEW YEARS is a harmless annual institution,
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat
for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and
humbug resolustions. -Mark Twain
-No more Reality show addiction.
-Stop smoking. -Lose 20 pounds
-Call mom more. -Get devorce.
-Have growth on neck looked at.
-Change personality. -Be nicer
-Dump boyfriend. -Change my career.
-Stop boozing. -Find meaning to life.
Stop.................
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
9 loads today
Not enough loads to test the market today
One December morning a husband and wife in
NW Iowa were listening to the radio during
breakfast. The forecast was for 8-10 inches
of snow. Park all cars on the even numbered
side of the street. So wife moved the car.
Next week the forecast was for 10-12 inches
of snow, move cars to odd numbered side.
She moved it again. This morning the forecast
is for 12-14 more inches of snow. The blonde
wife looked so discouraged her husband told
her to leave it in the garage today.
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MONDAY, January 11, 2010
29 loads today
The weather is finally cooperating! Things sold
strong after adverse conditions. There was a good
decent selection and we anticipate Thursday's sale
to be a good size auction as "global warming" sets
in (we hope!!).
3 women go to Mexico to celebrate college graduation.
Someone slipped something in their drinks and they
woke up in jail to find they would be executed shortly.
No. 1, redhead, is strapped in the electric chair &
asked for last words. *I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College & believe God will intervene on the
behalf of the innocent*. Switch is thrown and nothing
happens. She begs forgiveness and they release her.
No. 2, brunette, is strapped in & gives last words,
*I'm a grad of Harvard Law School & believe in the
power of justice to intervene on behalf of innocent.*
Switch is thrown & again nothing happens. All fall to
their knees, beg forgiveness & she is released. Last one
(you knew it - blonde) is strapped in & says, *I am from
the University of TN & graduated with degree in
Electrical Engineering & I can tell ya right now, y*all
ain*t gonna electrocute nobody if you don*t plug this
thing in.*
Someone slipped something in their drinks and they
woke up in jail to find they would be executed shortly.
No. 1, redhead, is strapped in the electric chair &
asked for last words. *I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College & believe God will intervene on the
behalf of the innocent*. Switch is thrown and nothing
happens. She begs forgiveness and they release her.
No. 2, brunette, is strapped in & gives last words,
*I'm a grad of Harvard Law School & believe in the
power of justice to intervene on behalf of innocent.*
Switch is thrown & again nothing happens. All fall to
their knees, beg forgiveness & she is released. Last one
(you knew it - blonde) is strapped in & says, *I am from
the University of TN & graduated with degree in
Electrical Engineering & I can tell ya right now, y*all
ain*t gonna electrocute nobody if you don*t plug this
thing in.*
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THURSDAY, January 14, 2010
92 loads today
Alfalfa steady; grass down slightly; good crowd
& good choice of product!
WHAT IS CELIBACY?
Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition
imposed by circumstances. While attending a
Marriage Weekend, Jack & Betty listened to the
instructor declare, *It is essential husbands & wives
know the things important to each other.* He then
addressed the men, *Can you name & describe your
wife*s favorite flower?* Jack leaned over & whispered,
*Gold Medal All Purpose, is it not?* And thus began
his life of celibacy....
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MONDAY, January 18, 2010
26 loads today
The carnival came to town! Of course, there was
the tent with the girly show. Dad told Johnny, *Do
not go to that show. You will see something you
should not see and I do not want that!* But Johnny
sneeks in and yes, he saw something he should not
have - sure enough, his dad was sitting in the front row.
Contributed by customer Darrell.
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THURSDAY, January 21, 2010
41 loads today
Weather (ice/rain/snow) affected both the run & the
buyers ability to receive hay at their farms! The
market was uneven.
It is the time of year when Darwin Awards are bestowed,
honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the winner:
When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a hold up in Long Beach, CA, would be
robber J. Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.
He peered down the barrel & tried the trigger again. This
time it worked.
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MONDAY, January 25, 2010
8 loads today
Another no school day in all area schools. Visibility is
very poor - wind and snow flurries making big drifts.
This weather, especially on Mons. & Thurs., is getting
really tiring. It certainly wrecks havoc with the sales.
We are hoping it will quit soon and very soon. A few
things to take in stride: *Live is not fair, but it is still
good.* *It is ok to be angry with God. He can take it."
*Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
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THURSDAY, January 28, 2010
68 loads today
Cold day but sun shines brightly!
If we all threw our problems in a
pile and saw everyone else*s,
we*d grab ours back.
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THURSDAY, January 31, 2008
42 Loads
Alfalfa higher, grass continued weak.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Words that soak into you earsare whispered...not yelled.
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