THURSDAY, June 3, 2010 56 loads Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. I am going to be away for along time, I told him. Iam going to Iraq. Why? he asked. Dont you know there is a war going on over there?
THURSDAY, June 17, 2010 53 loads At the end of the school year, even the teacher was getting tired of school. So she thought working with a few less kids one day would be more enjoyable. She announced that the first person to identify who said a quote would be dismissed for the day. *Who said, Give me liberty or give me death?* A girl jumped up and said, *Patrick Henry.* *You may go home,* said teacher. *Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you...?* Another girl jumped up with the correct answer and was dismissed. And it went on and on with girls giving all the answers. Johnny was just smoking mad at his desk. When the teacher turned her back, he muttered, *I wish those girls would have kept their mouths SHUT!* The teacher whirled around, *Who said that?* Johnny jumped up, *Tiger Woods! See you tomorrow.*
THURSDAY, June 24, 2010 64 loads Alfalfa quality varied today but it held steady; grass was lower.
2 bowling teams, one all blondes & one all brunettes charter a double decker bus for a weeked trip to Omaha! Brunette team rode on bottom and blonde team rode on top level. Brunettes really whooped it up, when one of them realized she had not heard any- thing from the blondes upstairs. She decided to investigate. When the brunette reached the top, she found all blondes in fear, clutching the seats ahead of them with white knubkles. Brunette asked, *What the world is going on up here? We are having a great time downstairs!* One of the blondes looked up and whispered, *Yeah, but you have a driver!*
