THURSDAY, Mar. 3, 2011 - 71 Loads 2011 HAY DAY - MARCH 31 vvvvvvvvv Ole and Sven are sittin* in a boat. Ole asks Sven, *Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off der boats?* Sven replies, "Well, ya know, if they fell forwards they*d still be in da friggen boat!*
Mon., Mar. 7, 2011 Report 24 Loads REMEMBER HAY DAY-Mar. 31 vvvvvvvv I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediatelly call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
MARK your calendars for MARCH - annual HAY DAY for 2011 and join us for this fun sale. Watch for details on a strap throwing contest!! Prize Categories 1. Best 1st or 2nd crop alfalfa 2. Best 3rd or 4th crop alfalfa 3. Best alfalfa large squares 4. Best alfalfa rounds 5. Best mixed alf/grass 6. Best grass small squares 7. Best grass large squares 8. Best grass rounds 9. Best straw 10. Neatest load 11. Most unique load 12. Load with highest RFV 13. Seller coming greatest distance 14. Person selling the most hay 15. Person buying the most hay Trucks may start lining up on Main Street @ 9AM.
THURSDAY, Mar. 10, 2011 - 55 Loads 2011 HAY DAY - MARCH 31 vvvvvvvvv Just so you know - Next week Thurs. is the day everyone is Irish - not just the Mc...Gills!! St. Patrick is one of the world*s most popular saints, although St. Nicholas and St. Valentine also share this love. Patrick was born in Scotland, but at the age of 14 he was captured during a raid & taken to Ireland as a slave to herd & tend sheep. During his captivity he turned to God in prayer & escaped Ireland when he was 20. He studied for the priesthood & as a bishop he was sent to take the Gospel to Ireland. He preached & converted most of Ireland for 40 years. He died when he was 74. Patrick used the SHAMROCK to explain the Trinity and this has been associated with him and the Irish since that time.
Mon., Mar. 14, 2011 Report 29 Loads REMEMBER HAY DAY-Mar. 31 vvvvvvvv A former Sergeant with the Marines took a new job as a school teacher. Just before school began he injured his back requiring him to wear a plaster cast on the upper part of his body. The cast fit under his shirt and was not noticeable. The 1st day he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. The smart aleck punks heard he was a Marine, were leery of him, but decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. The new teacher opened the window as he walked in the room and sat at his desk. A strong breeze made his tie flip, so he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. DEAD SILENCE. He had no trouble with discipline that year.
HAY DAY 2011 March 31, 2011 12:30 P.M. Come early & enter the strap throwing contest which will run from 11 to 12 on the Stop Light Corner down town. No food offered at the auction that day. Merchants offer specials and there is a hamburger fry near the Stop Light site. Recognition will be given to these Categories: 1. Best 1st or 2nd crop alfalfa 2. Best 3rd or 4th crop alfalfa 3. Best alfalfa large squares 4. Best alfalfa rounds 5. Best mixed alf/grass 6. Best grass small squares 7. Best grass large squares 8. Best grass rounds 9. Best straw 10. Neatest load 11. Most unique load 12. Load with highest RFV 13. Seller coming greatest distance 14. Person selling the most hay 15. Person buying the most hay
THURSDAY, Mar. 17, 2011 66 loads ST. PATRICK*S DAY!!! Remember: 2011 HAY DAY - MARCH 31 vvvvvvvvv For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way: good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day!.
Monday, March 21, 2011 Report 29 Loads REMEMBER HAY DAY-Mar. 31 Have some fun - enter the strap throwing contest! Eat downtown; sell your hay on Main Streets. Check merchants* bargains. See home page or last week*s report for details. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Disorder in the American Courts: Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact of the cars? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
THURSDAY, Mar. 24, 2011 43 loads Next Thursday: 2011 HAY DAY - MARCH 31 Strap Throwing Contest 11:00-11:30 Stop light corner. Be sure to pre register. Straps provided, wrap you own style. THREE THROWS IN 1 MINUTE JUDGED ON ACCURACY. MEDALS GIVEN vvvvvvvvv A son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps until he realized that his dad was wearing work shoes instead of loafers Anyone can enter.
Monday, March 28, 2011 Report 37 Loads REMEMBER HAY DAY-Mar. 31 Have some fun - enter the strap throwing contest! Eat downtown; sell your hay on Main Streets. Check merchants* bargains. See home page or last week*s report for details. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv When I was walking with my grandson, he picked up something and put it in his mouth. I told him it was dirty and had germs. He asked how I knew all this stuff. I said I had to know to be a Grandma, it is in the Grandma test. He said, so if you dont pass the test, you are a Grandpa. I said, Exactly.
ANNUAL HAY DAY SALE THURSDAY, March 31, 2011 76 loads Strap Throwing Contest Winners: There were 18 entrants in the fun!! Women's Division: Caitlin Rook, Doon, IA Men's Division: 1 - Tim Hovorka, Tyndall, SD 2 - Rick Rook, Doon, IA 3 - Dave Berndt, White, SD 4 - Butch Brockhouse, Harrisburg, SD vvvvvvvvv Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tabacco & drinking beer. Suddenly Bubba says, *Think I am gonna divorce the wife; she aint spoke to me in over 2 months.* Earl spits over board, takes a long slow sip of beer & says, *Better think it over...women like that are hard to find.*