Sales Results Archives
Alfalfa/Grass Sales Results
October Results
THURSDAY, October 6, 2011
40 loads. Market steady to
weak. High winds, but clouding
over & getting cooler this
afternoon. Dare we hope for
rain? Farmers are very busy
bringing in the beans & corn.
CHOKE TIME:
G*ma could not unplug the toilet
with a plunger so G'pa dismantled
the fixture; no small feat for a non-
plumber. Jammed inside the drain
was a purple rubber dinosaur be-
longing to the 5 year old grandson.
Painstakingly, G*pa got all the
toilet parts together, filled the tank
with water & flushed. It didn*t work
much better than before. While
thinking about what to do next,
grandson walks into the bathroom.
I pointed to purple dinasaur just
dislodged. *Did you get the green
one, too?* he asked.
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ALFALFA-10 |
GR GRASS-22 |
THTHURSDAY, October 13, 2011
29 Loads.
Alfalfaa market little stronger
today. Generally everything was
stronger today, but quality on grass
a little lower.
Horse-sense: How do you know
if your horse is polite? When you
come up to a fence, he stops, and
lets you go over first...
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ALFALFA |
GRASS-19 |
THURSDAY, October 20, 2011
46 Loads. MONDAY
SALES BEGIN NOV. 7. THURS.
SALES CONTINUE YEAR AROUND.
Today the prices reflect the fact that
hay quality was a lot better. Grass was
average quality. Demand was great
on all classes of hay.
The Dilemna of Works vs. Faith:
A pastor died and came to the gates
of heaven. *Name, please, & what
did you do on earth?* *Olaf Pederson,
& I served churches for 40 years!* He
was given a robe & staff. Next came
a New York taxi cab driver. "Name &
occupation?" "Hosea Baddrive, &
drove for 7 years in NY," he grinned.
He got his reward. Pastor said, *Whoa,
tell me why he got a silk robe & golden
staff & I have a cotton robe & wooden
staff?* *When you preached, people
slept; when he drove, people prayed.
It*s results what count up here.*
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ALFALFA-19
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GRASS-21 |
THURSDAY, October 27, 2011
61 Loads. MONDAY
SALES BEGIN NOV. 7. THURS.
SALES CONTINUE YEAR AROUND.
Market was a little bit stronger today.
2 kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers
waiting to get in operating room. Jake
leans over & asks, *What are you in
here for?* Jimmy says, *I*m here to
get my tonsils out & I*m a little nervous.*
Jake: *Nothing to worry about; I had it
done when I was 4. They put you to sleep
& when you wake up they give you lots
of jello & ice cream. It*s a breeze.*
Jimmy says, *Thanks; what you here for?*
Jake: *A circumcision.* Jimmy says,
*Whoa! Good luck, buddy. I had that
done when I was a baby & could not
walk for a year!*
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ALFALFA-23
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GRASS-27 |
THURSDAY, October 29, 2009
50 loads
NEXT SALE-MONDAY, Nov.2.
Two sales per week now!!!
HALLOWEEN groaners:
Why didn*t the skeleton cross the
road? He didn*t have the guts!
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her *w*.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What happens to a fast witch on a
slow broom? She flies off the handle.
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ALFALFA |
GRASS |
