Sales Results Archives
Mixed Hay/Bedding Sales Results
April Results
Monday, April 4, 2011 Report
15 Loads
REMEMBER, sales on Monday continue
through the month of April!!
Success is getting what you want;
happiness is enjoying what you get.
HAY DAY was a great day - lots of
good hay sold, fun was had and the
weather cooperated (NO rain till after
the sale).
Recognition given to these persons:
1. Best 1st or 2nd crop alfalfa - Robert Larsen
2. Best 3rd or 4th crop alfalfa - Ackman-Brockhouse
3. Best alfalfa large squares - Dave Berndt
4. Best alfalfa rounds - Gene Baker
5. Best mixed alf/grass - Glen De Wald
6. Best grass small square - Ja-Le Inc.
7. Best grass large squares - Hills Bros.
8. Best grass rounds - Dan Klaassen
9. Best straw - Dawnna Berndt
10. Neatest load - Hills Bros. II
11. Most unique load - Dallas Fitzgerald
12. Load with highest RFV - Arnold Tiedemann, 217 RFV
13. Seller coming greatest distance - Treeby Farm Partnership, 267 miles
14. Person selling the most hay - Fairmont Foods
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BEDDING-1 |
THURSDAY, April 7, 2011
70 loads
Did you know dolphins are so intelligent
that within only a few weeks of captivity,
they can train humans to stand at the
very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
How is that one careless man can start
a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of
matches to start a camp fire?
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BEDDING-8 |
Monday, April 11, 2011 Report
26 Loads
REMEMBER, sales on Monday continue
through the month of April!!
Susie asked her Mom, *My I take the dog
for a walk around the block?* Mom replies,
*No, because she is in heat.* *What*s that
mean?* asked Susie. *Go ask your father
in the garage.* Off goes Susie, and asks her
dad. Dad says, *Bring Belle over here.* He
took a rag, soaked it with gas and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it to disguise the
scent, and said, *Go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go 1 time round the block*
Susie left, returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash. Surprised Dad asked,
*Where*s Belle?* Susie said, *She ran out of
gas about halfway down the block, so another
dog is pushing her home.*
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BEDDING-2 |
THURSDAY, April 14, 2011
56 loads
RIDDLE: Can you answer all
of the following questions with
the same word?
1. The word has 7 letters
2. It preceded God
3. It is greater than God
4. It is more evil than the Devil
5. All poor people have it
6. Wealthy people need it
7. If you eat it, you will die
Answer at bottom of each category.
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BEDDING-4 |
Monday, April 18, 2011 Report
13 Loads
REMEMBER, ONE more Monday
sale for the season; they end when
May comes & resume in November.
Thursday sales go year round.
MUD and nearly impassable gravel
roads is the watchword today!! Know
where you are going and get the best
route from your buyer!
EASTER says you can put truth in a
grave, but it will not stay there.
-Clarence W. Hall
Jesus took my place on the cross to
give me a place in heaven. -unknown
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BEDDING-1 |
THURSDAY, April 21, 2011
33 loads -more rain today
Have a happy and blessed Easter!
The joyful news that He is risen does not
change the contemporary world. Still before
us lie work, disciplines, sacrifice. But the
fact of Easter gives us the spiritual power
to do the work, accept the discipline and
make the sacrifice. (Henry Knox Sherill)
We live & die; Christ died & lived. (Stott)
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MIXED HAY-3
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BEDDING-2 |
Monday, April 25, 2011 Report
18 Loads - last Monday sale.
See you on THURSDAYS.
Ole & Sven, drinking buddies,
worked as aircraft mechanics
in Minneapolis & one day be-
cause of fog, they were stuck
with nothing to do. *Wish we
had somethin to drink,* says
Ole. Sven says, *I hear you
can drink dat jet fuel & get
a buzz. Let's try it.* So after
a couple glasses, they were
completely smashed. Next
morning Ole wakes & can
not believe how good he feels -
no hangover; no side effects;
NOTHING. He calls Sven &
Sven feels great too. Ole
thinks they ought to do this
more often, but then Sven
said there was yust von ting!
He asked Ole if he had
passed any gas yet? Ole
had to stop & think but finally
said no he had not. Sven
said, *Vell, DO NOT do
dat, cause I am in Iowa.*
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 28, 2011
38 loads
Beautiful, bright, sunny day-
Market was steady to stronger.
Even under ideal conditions people have
trouble locating their car keys in a pocket,
finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail
on the Donkey, but I'll bet everyone can find
and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time ,
every time.
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 30, 2009
44 loads sold today
Great Truths that Adults Have Learned:
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing
jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Laughing is good exercise. It's
like jogging on the inside.
5. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes
age comes alone.
6. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's
nut that held its ground.
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