Sales Results Archives
Mixed Hay/Bedding Sales Results
April Results
THURSDAY, April 1, 2010
69 loads today.
April Fools* Day and Egbert Kragt is busy
April fooling everybody. I really think there
are enough fools in other months to warrant
them having their own days, too. More important
it is Harry Rozeboom*s birthday-thanks for
the superdelicious carrot cake!! MOST
important it is Holy Week. Have a blessed
Easter! Because of Easter every true Christian
can boast of having three degrees:
B.A. - Born Again
M.A.-Mightily Altered
D.D.-Divinely Destined
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BEDDING |
MONDAY, April 5, 2010
11 loads today
MONDAY SALES (AND THURS.
SALES) CONTINUE THROUGH
APRIL..then it is only Thursday
Sales until November.
Reporter Bob Garfield discovered:
* 59 million Americans have heart disease,
* 53 million Americans have migraines,
* 25 million Americans have osteroporosis,
* 16 million struggle with obesity,
* 3 million have cancer,
* 2 million have servere brain disorders.
In total 543 million Americans consider them-
selves seriously sick. There are 266 million
people in the country. Garfield noted, *Either
as a society we are doomed, or someone is
seriously double-dipping.* There*s a stampede
of fear out there. Let us not get caught in it!
Remember Easter - FEAR NOT!
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 8, 2010
60 loads today.
The snow has finally melted. Some flowers are
blooming. Gals walk by my house in shorts and
sunglasses - tanning season*s begun. The back-
yard grill is ready. Yard tools are in place. But
this is Iowa, so keep the snowblower ready, too,
just in case.
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BEDDING |
MONDAY, April 12, 2010
15 loads today
MONDAY SALES (AND THURS.
SALES) CONTINUE THROUGH
APRIL..then it is only Thursday
Sales until November.
Our former employer, Marge
Harmelink, fell & broke her arm
in 2 places; will have surgery in Sioux
Falls Tuesday. If you remember her,
send her a card, 2147 310th St., RV.
Secrets of success can be found in
your room:
Fan says be cool
Roof says aim high
Window says see the world
Clock says every minute is precious
Carpet says kneel down & pray
Calendar says be up-to-date
Door says push hard for your goals
Mirror says reflect before you act
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MIXED HAY
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 15, 2010
46 loads today.
NOTICE: 2 more MONDAY Sales!
Did you know??
- eggs of a potato bug hatch in 7 days;
- those of a canary hatch in 14 days;
- a barnyard hen in 21 days;
- eggs of a duck and goose in 28 days;
- those of a mallard in 35 days;
- parrot and ostrich hatch in 42 days.
Who orchestrated this? I think we
have an awesome and orderly God!
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BEDDING |
MONDAY, April 19, 2010
16 loads today
ONE (1) MONDAY SALE
left this season.
A mother and her son re-
turned from the grocery
store & began putting
away groceries. The boy
opened the box of animal
crackers & spread them
all over the table. *What
are you doing?* *I am
looking for the seal,* the
boy explained. *The box
says you can not eat them
if the seal is broken.*
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MIXED HAY
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 22, 2010
43 loads today.
NOTICE: 1 more MONDAY Sale!
Johnny went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother
there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. *How did
you know?* his mom asked. *Daddy picked them up
& looked underneath,* he replied. * I think it is printed
on the bottom.*
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MIXED HAY
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BEDDING |
MONDAY, April 26, 2010
10 loads today (rains today)
No more Monday sales this
season; Thursday sales do
run year around!! Come
see us or call in your orders.
A blonde and her husband are
lying in bed listening to the
next door neighbor's dog. It
has been barking for hours &
hours. The blonde jumps up
out of bed, *I have had enough
of this.* She goes downstairs.
When she finally comes back up,
the husband says, *The dog is
still barking. What have you been
doing?* The blonde says, *I put
the dog in our backyard; let us
see how THEY like it!*
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MIXED HAY
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BEDDING |
THURSDAY, April 30, 2009
44 loads sold today
Great Truths that Adults Have Learned:
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing
jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Laughing is good exercise. It's
like jogging on the inside.
5. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes
age comes alone.
6. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's
nut that held its ground.
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