THURSDAY, July 7, 2011 71 loads Alfalfa steady today, grass a little weaker as a lot of new grass was put up in the last week. Today s Joke One day mother was out, and dad was in charge of his 3-year-old daughter. One of her favorite toys was a little tea set. Daddy was in the living room watching sports when she brought him a cup of tea (just water). Dad enjoyed several cups of tea and praised his little girl for such a yummy treat. When mom came home, dad told her to watch his little girl bring him a cup of tea because it was so cute. Then mom said, did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is from the toilet? .
THURSDAY, July 14, 2011 56 loads Alfalfa sold steady to stronger. Grass was steady.
If your mind goes blank, do not foget to turn off the sound. If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I wind up sharing small spaces with a lot of bright people!
THURSDAY, July 21, 2011 51 loads Today the alfalfa was steady; grass was generally weaker.
NORWEGIAN LOTTERY Ole & Sven were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. Ole said, *I am goona do dat when I win da lottery.* *What, Ole?* asks Sven. *Send my lawn away to be mowed.*
THURSDAY, July 28, 2011 55 loads Another HOT MUGGY day! Right here in Rock Valley we keep missing the rains so far. It is needed, but not 5 inches at a time! On alfalfa, market was steady to slightly lower. Grass was steady to slightly stronger. There was a first good test on straw today.
Seen on an area church board: *Received a call from Satan. He wants his weather back.*
From Bill Rozeboom: An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paint- ings on display there. *I have good news and bad news,* the owner replied. *The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 paintings.* *That is wonderful! What is the bad news?* asked the artist. *He said he was your doctor.*