Mixed Hay/Bedding Sales Results

May Results

THURSDAY,  May 6, 2010
      39 loads today.

 

A blonde came into a local
garage & asked for a seven-
hundred-ten.  Everyone looked
at each other & finally someone
asked, *What is a seven-
hundred-ten?*  Blondie said,
*You know, the little piece in
the middle of the engine; I lost
it and need a new one.*  She
admitted she did not know
exactly what it was, but this
piece had always been there.
A mechanic gave her a piece of
paper & pen & asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.  She
drew a circle and in the middle of
it wrote 710.  Then he took her to
a car just like hers which had the
hood up and asked, "Is there a
710 on this car?*  She pointed &
said *Of course, it is right there."
If you are not sure what a 710 is,
turn this paper upside down and
read 710.
 

MIXED HAY SIZE  LBS $/Ton 3x4s 18420  120.00 lgrds 22880  110.00 lgrds 45320    77.50

BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE 3x3s str  34  20.00 SOLD BY WEIGHT: lgrds str 37800  75.00 lgrds str 36860  75.00 lgrds str 38122  70.00

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THURSDAY,  May 13, 2010
      43 loads today.

 

A Dutchman, a Canadian & a Texas Redneck were walking
on a beach.  A bottle appeared in the sand & the Dutchman
rubbed the sand off it & a Genie appeared.  *Will give you
3 wishes; one apiece; since you found the bottle, you are first."
The Dutchman thought & said, *I wish for a fleet of ships so
I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland,
The Netherlands.* Poof!  It was done.  The Canadian said, *I
wish for enough Cheby peekups to take my people back to our
homeland, Canada!*  Poof!  It was done.  Turning to the Redneck,
the Genie asked, *What is your wish?*  Redneck watched as the
loaded pickups began moving toward the border.  He looked out
to the sea & watched the loaded ships sail off & said, *Just give
me a Bud Light.  It does not get any better than this.*
 

MIXED HAY SIZE  LBS $/Ton 3x4s 50540    90.00 lgrds 17480  130.00 lgrds 35090  122.50 lgrds 20520  110.00 lgrds 10000    92.50 lgrds 47100    85.00 lgrds 34440    70.00 lgrds 44440    40.00

BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE smsqs oat 22   3.00 lgrds   str  23 30.00 SOLD BY WEIGHT: lgrds wht 28200 20.00

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 THURSDAY,  May 20, 2010
          57 loads today.

British Petro Situation in the Gulf:
A man was driving down the road & ran out of gas.
Just then, a bee flew in his window.  *What seems
to be the problem?*  *Out of gas* said the man.
The bee told the man to wait.  Minutes later a swarm
of bees flew to his car & into his gas tank.  Minutes
later, the bees flew out.  *Try it now,* said one bee.
The car started right up.  *Wow! What did you put
in my gas tank?*  Said the bee, *bp.*

 

 

MIXED HAY SIZE  LBS $/Ton 3x3s 25350 90.00

BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE NONE SOLD BY BALE SOLD BY WEIGHT: 3x3s str 35580  62.50 3x3s str 39280  52.50 3x4s str 36680  32.50 lgrds str 37220  65.00 lgrds str 37480  65.00

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 THURSDAY,  May 27, 2010
        48 loads today.

Women are angels and when someone
breaks our wings we just keep flying
on a broomstick.  We are flexible that way.

MIXED HAY SIZE  LBS $/Ton lgrd   49700    90.00

BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE lgrd  str/grass    2/50.00 SOLD BY WEIGHT: none today

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THURSDAY, May 29, 2008
47 loads

ALL SUMMER THE ROADS OFF HWY 18 LEADING TO OUR AUCTION WILL BE
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! PLEASE WATCH ROADSIGNS.   We will do our best with "signs" to tell you.

Clarence Darrow quote: "When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it."

Why teachers need summer vacation:
Q: Use the word baron in a sentence.
A: Mrs. Jones is baron and can't have children.
Q: The War of 1812 was between _________ & _______.
A: It was between 1811 & 1813.

 

 

MIXED HAY SIZE   LBS     $/Ton lgrds   20880   157.50 lgrds   nowgh   120.00

BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD BY BALE 3x3s   oats    18   40.00 SOLD BY WEIGHT: lgrds  straw  44880   72.50 lgrds  crnsk  41300   55.00 3x4s   straw  28480   45.00