THURSDAY, October 6, 2011 40 loads. Market steady to weak. High winds, but clouding over & getting cooler this afternoon. Dare we hope for rain? Farmers are very busy bringing in the beans & corn.
CHOKE TIME: G*ma could not unplug the toilet with a plunger so G'pa dismantled the fixture; no small feat for a non- plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur be- longing to the 5 year old grandson. Painstakingly, G*pa got all the toilet parts together, filled the tank with water & flushed. It didn*t work much better than before. While thinking about what to do next, grandson walks into the bathroom. I pointed to purple dinasaur just dislodged. *Did you get the green one, too?* he asked.
BEDDING-1 SIZE KIND LBS $/T0N lgrdcrns 33580 40.00 NONE SOLD BY BALE
THURSDAY, October 13, 2011 29 Loads. Alfalfaa market little stronger today. Generally everything was stronger today, but quality on grass a little lower. Horse-sense: How do you know if your horse is polite? When you come up to a fence, he stops, and lets you go over first...
BEDDING-0 SIZE KIND LBS $/T0N NONE NONE SOLD BY BALE11
THURSDAY, October 20, 2011 46 Loads. MONDAY SALES BEGIN NOV. 7. THURS. SALES CONTINUE YEAR AROUND. Today the prices reflect the fact that hay quality was a lot better. Grass was average quality. Demand was great on all classes of hay.
The Dilemna of Works vs. Faith: A pastor died and came to the gates of heaven. *Name, please, & what did you do on earth?* *Olaf Pederson, & I served churches for 40 years!* He was given a robe & staff. Next came a New York taxi cab driver. "Name & occupation?" "Hosea Baddrive, & drove for 7 years in NY," he grinned. He got his reward. Pastor said, *Whoa, tell me why he got a silk robe & golden staff & I have a cotton robe & wooden staff?* *When you preached, people slept; when he drove, people prayed. It*s results what count up here.*
THURSDAY, October 27, 2011 61 Loads. MONDAY SALES BEGIN NOV. 7. THURS. SALES CONTINUE YEAR AROUND. Market was a little bit stronger today.
2 kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers waiting to get in operating room. Jake leans over & asks, *What are you in here for?* Jimmy says, *I*m here to get my tonsils out & I*m a little nervous.* Jake: *Nothing to worry about; I had it done when I was 4. They put you to sleep & when you wake up they give you lots of jello & ice cream. It*s a breeze.* Jimmy says, *Thanks; what you here for?* Jake: *A circumcision.* Jimmy says, *Whoa! Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was a baby & could not walk for a year!*
THURSDAY, October 29, 2009 50 loads NEXT SALE-MONDAY, Nov.2. Two sales per week now!!!
HALLOWEEN groaners: Why didn*t the skeleton cross the road? He didn*t have the guts! How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her *w*. What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated milk. What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? She flies off the handle.