THURSDAY, October 1, 2009 39 loads Rainy day, lighter run, auction about steady, Quality a little better. FLU UPDATE What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine flu? Give Up? For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine you need oinkment.
BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE none sold by bale today SOLD BY WEIGHT: lgrds str 37860 65.00 lgrds str 17100 65.00
THURSDAY, October 8, 2009 43 loads Market was steady today. Monday sales will be added in November. First Monday sale will be Nov. 2, at 12:30 p.m.
Joe went to his local gym to ask about yoga classes for beginners. The instructor asked, *How flexible are you?* *Well,* replied Joe, *I can*t do Wednesdays.* How is a hospital gown like insurance? You are never covered as much as you think you are.
BEDDING SIZE TYPE SOLD/BALE none sold by bale today SOLD BY WEIGHT: lgrds str 28060 82.50 lgrds str 38820 80.00 lgrds str 5280 77.50 lgrds str 36360 77.50 lgrds str 3780 65.00 crnstlks 13060 57.50
THURSDAY, October 22, 2009 46 loads Market stronger especially on grass and bedding. Wet weather & harvest limited amount avail- able. Alfalfa sold steady at best. Monday sales will be added in November. First Monday sale will be Nov. 2, at 12:30 p.m.
All over the country, digs are being done. In NY scientists found traces of copper wire 10 feet down, dating back 100 yrs. and concluded their ancestors had phones back then. Not to be outdone, CA dug 20 feet and found 200 yr. old copper wire and said their ancestors had high tech communications 100 years earlier than NY. Ole, a self taught archaeologist in IA, dug as deep as 30 ft. and announced that 300 yrs. ago IA had already gone wireless.
THURSDAY, October 29, 2009 50 loads NEXT SALE-MONDAY, Nov.2. Two sales per week now!!!
HALLOWEEN groaners: Why didn*t the skeleton cross the road? He didn*t have the guts! How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her *w*. What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated milk. What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? She flies off the handle.