{"id":507,"date":"2019-01-21T13:48:43","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T19:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/?p=507"},"modified":"2019-01-21T13:48:43","modified_gmt":"2019-01-21T19:48:43","slug":"1-21-2019-mixed-hay-and-bedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/1-21-2019-mixed-hay-and-bedding\/","title":{"rendered":"1-21-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Monday January 21, 2019<\/strong><\/h5>\n
15 loads.<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Market was steady on a very light run.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Straw: 1<\/strong><\/h5>\n

SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 \u00a0 $\/TON\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

3x3\u00a0 31820\u00a0 110.00<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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CORNSTALKS: 2<\/strong><\/h5>\n

SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 $\/TON<\/strong><\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 49320\u00a0 62.50<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 47540\u00a0 57.50<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, \u201cSeven point.\u201d<\/p>\n

His wife rolls over and says, \u201cWhat in the world was that?\u201d The old man replied, \u201cIt\u2019s fart football.\u201d<\/p>\n

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, \u201cTouchdown, tie score\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, \u201cAha! I\u2019m ahead 14 to 7.\u201d<\/p>\n

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, \u201cTouchdown, tie score.\u201d<\/p>\n

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, \u201cField goal, I lead 17 to 14.\u201d<\/p>\n

Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.<\/p>\n

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he\u2019s got, and accidentally poops the bed.<\/p>\n

The wife says, \u201cWhat the heck was that?\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man says, \u201cHalf time, switch sides!\u201d<\/p>\n

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