{"id":602,"date":"2019-04-01T13:32:50","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/?p=602"},"modified":"2019-04-01T13:32:50","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:32:50","slug":"4-1-2019-alfalfa-and-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/4-1-2019-alfalfa-and-grass\/","title":{"rendered":"4-1-2019 Alfalfa and Grass"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Monday April 1, 2019<\/strong><\/h5>\n
21 loads.<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Alfalfa: 3<\/strong><\/h5>\n

SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 \u00a0 $\/TON CUT<\/strong><\/p>\n

3x3\u00a0\u00a0 12240 185.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 51580 177.50 1st<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 53560 145.00 1st<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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GRASS: 11<\/strong><\/h5>\n

SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 $\/TON<\/strong><\/p>\n

3x3\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 7900\u00a0 40.00 \u2013damaged<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 52040 167.50<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 48600 165.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0\u00a0 5060 145.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 49460 145.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 43380 145.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 43520 145.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 52920 140.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 48580 140.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 47500 130.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 39140 120.00<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Gynecologist who became a mechanic<\/p>\n

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.<\/p>\n

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.<\/p>\n

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, \u201cI don\u2019t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?\u201d The instructor said, \u201cDuring the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.\u201d<\/p>\n

After a pause, the instructor added, \u201c I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Monday April 1, 2019 21 loads. Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT! Alfalfa: 3 SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 \u00a0 $\/TON CUT 3×3\u00a0\u00a0 12240 185.00 lgrd\u00a0 51580 177.50 1st lgrd\u00a0 53560 145.00 1st GRASS: 11 SIZE\u00a0 \u00a0LBS\u00a0 $\/TON 3×3\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 7900\u00a0 40.00 \u2013damaged … <\/p>\n

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