{"id":606,"date":"2019-04-01T13:36:34","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/?p=606"},"modified":"2019-04-01T13:36:54","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:36:54","slug":"4-1-2019-mixed-hay-bedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rockvalleyhay.com\/web\/4-1-2019-mixed-hay-bedding\/","title":{"rendered":"4-1-2019 Mixed Hay & Bedding"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Monday April 1, 2019<\/strong><\/h5>\n
21 loads.<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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--BEAN STRAW-1--<\/strong><\/h5>\n
SIZE\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LBS\u00a0 $\/TON<\/strong><\/h6>\n

3x4\u00a0\u00a0 39820\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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--CORNSTALKS-6--<\/strong><\/h5>\n

SIZE\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LBS\u00a0 $\/TON<\/strong><\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 47240\u00a0 60.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 20180\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 44220\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 52960\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 54340\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n

lgrd\u00a0 54340\u00a0 55.00<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Gynecologist who became a mechanic<\/p>\n

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.<\/p>\n

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.<\/p>\n

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, \u201cI don\u2019t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?\u201d The instructor said, \u201cDuring the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.\u201d<\/p>\n

After a pause, the instructor added, \u201c I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Monday April 1, 2019 21 loads. Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!   –BEAN STRAW-1– SIZE\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LBS\u00a0 $\/TON 3×4\u00a0\u00a0 39820\u00a0 55.00 –CORNSTALKS-6– SIZE\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LBS\u00a0 $\/TON lgrd\u00a0 47240\u00a0 60.00 lgrd\u00a0 20180\u00a0 55.00 lgrd\u00a0 44220\u00a0 55.00 lgrd\u00a0 52960\u00a0 55.00 lgrd\u00a0 54340\u00a0 … <\/p>\n

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