Rock Valley Hay Auction has been selling hay and straw for over 70 years. We sell on average 4500 loads annually. Let our experience in hay and straw marketing work for you.

Auctions are currently Mondays & Thursdays @ 12:30p.m. Monday auctions are held November through April in addition to the year around Thursday sale.

Contact our office if interested or have any questions at 712-476-5541.

OCTOBER 4, 2018
74 loads


Grass sold strong. Alfalfa sold strong. Quality varied alot. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES IN NOVEMBER. NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE OUR FIRST ONE!

CORNSTALKS: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   41560 72.50
lgrd   37740 62.50
lgrd   31980 55.00
lgrd               55.00
lgrd   31860 52.50
lgrd   31240 50.00
lgrd   54500 45.00

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   47260 137.50
lgrd   48340 117.50
lgrd   52700 107.50
lgrd   52720 105.00

STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   48860 122.50
3x4   51240 100.00
bean 48060 50.00


A highly dangerous virus called *Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) is going around. If you come into contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest *Biological Anxiety Relief* (BAR) center to take antidotes known as *Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract* (WINE), Radio-active UnWORK Medicine* (RUM), *Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter* (BEER), or *Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen* (VODKA). Please share this information to raise awareness. You know where you can find all of us tonight.

October 11, 2018
69 loads


Alfalfa was sold strongly today, and grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold steady to stronger today.
REMEMBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOKOFF! COME JOIN US!

CORNSTALKS: 10

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   49820 80.00
lgrd   39420 77.50
lgrd   48120 62.50
lgrd   38480 62.50
lgrd   36200 62.50
lgrd   31900 62.50
lgrd   32640 60.00
lgrd   36880 60.00
lgrd   32260 60.00
lgrd   37520 45.00

MIXED:  3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   44060 147.50
3x4   47700 147.50
lgrd   46020 105.00

STRAW: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   47580 127.50
3x4   51520 120.00
3x4   55920 120.00
3x4   50500 105.00
3x4   50080 95.00
lgrd   48960 137.50


*Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.* The priest asks, *Is that you little Joey Pagano?* *Yes, Father, It is.* *And who is the girl you were with?* *I can*t tell you Father, I don*t want to ruin her reputation.*
*Well, Joey, I*m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?*
*I cannot say.*
*Was is Teresa Mazzarelli?*
*I will not tell.*
*Was it Nina Capelli?*
*Sorry, but I will not say her name*
*Was it Cathy Piriano?*
*My lips are sealed.*
*Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?*
*Please, Father, I cannot tell you.*
The priest sighs in frustration. *You*re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go behave yourself.* Joey walks back to his pew and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
*What*d you get?*
*Four months vacation and five good leads!*

October 18, 2018
65 loads


Market was called steady to strong on grass and alfalfa today. Quantity was a bit limited. Demand was decent, but we had a generally thinner today.
REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOK OFF! COME JOIN US!

CORNSTALKS: 10

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   40440 77.50
lgrd   43320 70.00
lgrd   49440 57.50
lgrd   37020 57.50
lgrd   43880 55.00
lgrd   43920 52.50
lgrd   43280 50.00
lgrd   41440 50.00
lgrd               37.50

MIXED: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   47740 140.00
3x4   43920 140.00
lgrd   46900 120.00

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   30680 115.00
3x4   53360 105.00
3x4   52800 95.00
3x4   53580 92.50
3x4   50810 90.00


~~I was at the post office when I saw  a blonde woman shouting at an envelope. I asked, *What are you doing?* She replied, *Sending a voicemail!*
~~The temperature when from 80 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.

October 25, 2018
93 loads


Market was steady to stronger today. Quality was a little better on the alfalfa and grass. We had good buyer interest.
REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOK OFF! COME JOIN US!

CORNSTALKS: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   15580 57.50
lgrd   38480 55.00
lgrd   36200 55.00
lgrd   38260 37.50
lgrd   36320 37.50

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   41080 120.00


A group of engineering students and their teacher were given a free air-plane ticket to go on a vacation. Once on the plane, the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed off of the plane except for the teacher who sat there calmly. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn*t left, he responded *I know the ablilities of my students quite  well. This plane won*t even start.*

OCTOBER 4, 2018
74 loads


Grass sold strong. Alfalfa sold strong. Quality varied alot. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES IN NOVEMBER. NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE OUR FIRST ONE!

ALFALFA: 24

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton Cut
3x3   56460 155.00
3x3   5700 150.00
3x3   40540 145.00 3rd
3x3   44280 122.50 1st
3x4   25620 162.50 3rd
lgrd   43580 150.00 3rd
lgrd   15940 147.50 3rd
lgrd   50340 140.00 3rd
lgrd   53220 140.00
lgrd   42000 135.00 3rd
lgrd   39740 135.00 2nd
lgrd   44220 130.00 3rd
lgrd   49300 127.50
lgrd   44440 125.00 2nd
lgrd   56820 125.00 1st
lgrd   45880 120.00 2nd
lgrd   42520 120.00 2nd
lgrd   27400 117.50 3rd
lgrd   28540 115.00 2nd
lgrd   44800 115.00 4th
lgrd   52640 97.50
lgrd   71760 95.00 5th
lgrd   42740 80.00 3rd
lgrd   40980 75.00 1st

GRASS: 36

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 2720 127.50
lgrd  13680 157.50
lgrd  53500 155.00
lgrd  54220 150.00
lgrd  53900 150.00
lgrd  47040 145.00
lgrd  52420 145.00
lgrd  53580 145.00
lgrd  55060 145.00
lgrd  46940 137.50
lgrd  57500 135.00
lgrd  49880 135.00
lgrd  47680 135.00
lgrd  48680 132.50
lgrd  45320 130.00
lgrd  40080 127.50
lgrd  49580 125.00
lgrd              125.00
lgrd  52660 122.50
lgrd  45080 122.50
lgrd  51480 122.50
lgrd  53220 122.50
lgrd  58920 122.50
lgrd  57120 120.00
lgrd  51400 120.00
lgrd  52660 120.00
lgrd              117.50
lgrd  50720 117.50
lgrd  37380 117.50
lgrd  12980 115.00
lgrd  38600 112.50
lgrd  42640 112.50
lgrd  44440 110.00
lgrd  49300 107.50
lgrd  44620 80.00
oats 46900 62.50


A highly dangerous virus called *Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) is going around. If you come into contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest *Biological Anxiety Relief* (BAR) center to take antidotes known as *Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract* (WINE), Radio-active UnWORK Medicine* (RUM), *Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter* (BEER), or *Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen* (VODKA). Please share this information to raise awareness. You know where you can find all of us tonight.

October 11, 2018
69 loads


Alfalfa was sold strongly today, and grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold steady to stronger today.
REMEMBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOKOFF! COME JOIN US!

ALFALFA: 14

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton    Cut
3x3   44300 167.50 3rd
3x3   49700 167.50 4th
3x3   56860 157.50 4th
3x3   18920 130.00 2nd
3x4   27800 155.00 2nd
lgrd   52960 162.50 3rd
lgrd   56580 150.00 3rd
lgrd   16720 150.00 3rd
lgrd   50100 140.00 3rd
lgrd   46200 140.00 3rd
lgrd   42340 137.50 3rd
rye    51740 127.50
lgrd   28600 122.50
lgrd   49700 117.50 2nd

GRASS: 36

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   14300 180.00
3x3   45180 155.00
3x3   51460 150.00
lgrd   46580 150.00
lgrd   54240 150.00
lgrd   31360 147.50
lgrd   43920 145.00
lgrd   52460 140.00
lgrd   51360 135.00
lgrd   24520 130.00
lgrd   53500 125.00
lgrd   35300 125.00
lgrd   51060 125.00
lgrd   52480 125.00
lgrd   50980 125.00
lgrd   49520 125.00
lgrd   6680 120.00
lgrd   47380 120.00
lgrd   49320 120.00
lgrd   57880 120.00
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   48400 117.50
lgrd   37040 117.50
lgrd   47180 117.50
lgrd   49780 117.50
lgrd   56240 115.00
lgrd   53960 112.50
lgrd   48700 110.00
lgrd   50440 110.00
lgrd               110.00
lgrd  56020 105.00
lgrd  47540 105.00
lgrd  49080 102.50
lgrd  50260 100.00
lgrd  64980 100.00
lgrd  35820 95.00


*Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.* The priest asks, *Is that you little Joey Pagano?* *Yes, Father, It is.* *And who is the girl you were with?* *I can*t tell you Father, I don*t want to ruin her reputation.*
*Well, Joey, I*m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?*
*I cannot say.*
*Was is Teresa Mazzarelli?*
*I will not tell.*
*Was it Nina Capelli?*
*Sorry, but I will not say her name*
*Was it Cathy Piriano?*
*My lips are sealed.*
*Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?*
*Please, Father, I cannot tell you.*
The priest sighs in frustration. *You*re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go behave yourself.* Joey walks back to his pew and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
*What*d you get?*
*Four months vacation and five good leads!*

October 18, 2018
65 loads


Market was called steady to strong on grass and alfalfa today. Quantity was a bit limited. Demand was decent, but we had a generally thinner today.
REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOK OFF! COME JOIN US!

ALFALFA: 12

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x4   50120 182.50
lgrd   62640 162.50 4th
lgrd   50580 152.50
lgrd   49000 150.00 3rd
lgrd   53360 150.00 3rd
lgrd   33400 145.00 3rd
lgrd   47460 142.50 1st
lgrd   44920 142.50 1st
lgrd   49140 140.00 2nd
lgrd   39060 140.00 3rd
lgrd   39220 137.50
lgrd   53360 105.00 3rd

GRASS: 35

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   51220 155.00
lgrd   17420 150.00
lgrd   26260 145.00
lgrd   52520 145.00
lgrd   45520 145.00
lgrd   48500 142.50
lgrd   48880 140.00
lgrd   53020 137.50
lgrd   49120 130.00
lgrd   49760 130.00
lgrd   61160 130.00
lgrd   56460 130.00
lgrd   51800 127.50
lgrd   43440 127.50
lgrd   55640 127.50
lgrd   54620 127.50
lgrd   52180 127.50
lgrd               127.50
lgrd   51680 125.00
lgrd   51460 125.00
lgrd   47840 125.00
lgrd   46900 122.50
lgrd   41200 120.00
lgrd   52040 120.00
lgrd   6640 120.00
lgrd   50980 120.00
lgrd   47280 120.00
lgrd   53940 117.50
lgrd   46620 112.50
lgrd   44820 110.00
lgrd   49880 110.00
lgrd   57360 110.00
lgrd   44560 110.00
lgrd   52320 105.00
lgrd   33040 70.00


~~I was at the post office when I saw  a blonde woman shouting at an envelope. I asked, *What are you doing?* She replied, *Sending a voicemail!*
~~The temperature when from 80 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.

October 25, 2018
93 loads


Market was steady to stronger today. Quality was a little better on the alfalfa and grass. We had good buyer interest.
REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOK OFF! COME JOIN US!

ALFALFA: 23

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x4   25400 142.50 2nd
lgrd   58280 155.00 3rd
lgrd   46100 172.50 3rd
lgrd   52660 157.50 1st
lgrd   55620 157.50 4th
lgrd   54900 157.50 4th
lgrd   55700 155.00 3rd
lgrd   38500 152.50 3rd
lgrd   47540 150.00 1st
lgrd   40680 150.00 2nd
lgrd   60820 147.50 4th
lgrd   49540 147.50 4th
lgrd   46860 145.00 3rd
lgrd   50920 145.00 1st
lgrd   58240 142.50 3rd
lgrd                142.50 1st
lgrd   49620 142.50 2nd
lgrd   39340 140.00 4th
lgrd   51240 140.00 1st
lgrd   64880 140.00
lgrd   33560 140.00 3rd
lgrd   55720 135.00 2nd
lgrd   49460 127.50

GRASS: 25

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   58960 170.00
3x4   47140 145.00
3x4   44900 122.50
lgrd   21040 170.00
lgrd   49380 157.50
lgrd   51060 155.00
lgrd   50160 155.00
lgrd   16040 152.50
lgrd   54500 152.50
lgrd   44600 145.00
lgrd   56700 142.50
lgrd   51420 142.50
lgrd   45180 142.50
lgrd   46340 140.00
lgrd   53880 140.00
lgrd   5690 140.00
lgrd             140.00
lgrd   2880 137.50
lgrd   38440 137.50
lgrd   46140 137.50
lgrd   51040 135.00
lgrd   51220 135.00
lgrd   48460 135.00
lgrd   48240 130.00
lgrd   46520 127.50


A group of engineering students and their teacher were given a free air-plane ticket to go on a vacation. Once on the plane, the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed off of the plane except for the teacher who sat there calmly. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn*t left, he responded *I know the ablilities of my students quite  well. This plane won*t even start.*

SEPTEMBER 6, 2018
72 loads


On a lighter run, the market was stronger on grass and alfalfa. Stalks were slightly stronger. Straw sold a little weaker. Quality on all categories was average at best.


CORNSTALKS: 12

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton Cut
lgrd   42120 70.00
lgrd   43660 67.50
lgrd   42580 67.50
lgrd   42540 67.50
lgrd   43700 47.50
lgrd   46500 45.00
lgrd   45320 42.50
lgrd   49980 42.50
lgrd   32460 40.00
lgrd   48560 32.50
lgrd   47000 32.50
lgrd   31440 30.00

MIXED: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   60120 100.00
lgrd   64040 90.00
lgrd   39560 57.50
lgrd   47920 50.00
lgrd   13810 40.00

STRAW: 12

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   27820 105.00
3x4   33400 105.00
3x4   49500 97.50
3x4   47620 97.50
lgrd   43080 87.50
lgrd   30720 87.50
lgrd   44140 87.50
lgrd   39400 87.50
lgrd   45780 85.00
lgrd   38400 85.00
lgrd   50060 80.00
lgrd   50080 70.00


In light of our recent fall-like weather and football season starting, we are bringing to you a blonde joke that makes football make sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. *Oh, I really liked it,* she said. *Especially the tight pants and big muscles. I just don*t understand why there were trying to kill each other over $.25.*

Dumbfounded, the boyfriend asked her what she meant. She said, *Well at the start they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then they spent the rest of the game yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back. I*m like, helloooo...it*s only $.25!*

September 13, 2018
89 loads


Market was called weaker on alfalfa and grass. Quality was generally average. Straw sold about steady and cornstalks were stronger today.


CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton 
lgrd   38400 85.00
lgrd   38200 77.50
lgrd   33100 70.00
lgrd   32360 65.00
lgrd   48120 57.50
lgrd   45140 55.00

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   44960 117.50
lgrd               100.00
lgrd   42300 87.50

uncombined oats
59470 50.00

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   49380 92.50
lgrd   50200 85.00
lgrd   47520 82.50
lgrd   37280 75.00


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, *Kin ya swaller?* The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, *Kin ya breathe?*  The woman starts to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks up to the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers, and gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, *Ya know, I*d heerd of that there *Hind Lick Maneuver* but I ain*t niver seed nobody do it!*

September 20, 2018
74 loads


We received 4-6 inches of rain in the past day or so, so all of  the hay was wet. Alfalfa sold almost steady. Grass sold about steady. Cornstalks sold a little weaker on the outside stalks, and a little stronger on the inside stalks. We did not have any straw today.


CORNSTALKS: 9

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton Cut
lgrd   41900 85.00
lgrd   42420 85.00
lgrd   44160 82.50
lgrd   46840 50.00
lgrd   32240 45.00
lgrd   34860 45.00
lgrd   51760 40.00
lgrd   44540 35.00
lgrd   49240 30.00

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   46600 132.50
3x3   44220 50.00
lgrd   39040 100.00
lgrd   38420 85.00

STRAW: 0

After 10 years a wife started to think that their child looked a little strange, so she had a DNA test done and found out that the child was not theirs. She told her husband what she had found out. The husband replied, *You don*t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital and the baby pooped himself, you told me to go change him. So I went inside and got a cleanone and left the dirty one there.* The wife fainted.

September 27, 2018
93 loads


Alfalfa sold steady. Grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold strong to steady.

CORNSTALKS: 15

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton Cut
3x3   46080 40.00
lgrd   41820 107.50
lgrd   43140 102.50
lgrd   53160 85.00
lgrd   37320 85.00
lgrd   37260 82.50
lgrd   34220 80.00
lgrd   32720 70.00
lgrd   52160 67.50
lgrd   33380 62.50
lgrd   32760 47.50
lgrd   31320 40.00
lgrd   39720 32.50
lgrd   38640 32.50
lgrd   34360 27.50

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   31780 115.00
3x4   48280 130.00
3x4   19020 75.00


The plumber said:  *Why haven*t you paid your bill for the work I did last Friday?* Paddy replied:  *Well it was not what you quoted me* The plumber said: *I didn*t give you a quote?* Paddy replied,  *Yes you did! when I asked what day you could come, you said you were free on Friday*

SEPTEMBER 6, 2018
72 loads


On a lighter run, the market was stronger on grass and alfalfa. Stalks were slightly stronger. Straw sold a little weaker. Quality on all categories was average at best.


ALFALFA: 16

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton Cut
3x3   31200 80.00 1st
lgrd   17480 150.00 2nd
lgrd   53900 137.50 2nd
lgrd   53300 135.00 4th
lgrd   49540 132.50 3rd
lgrd   48200 130.00 1st
lgrd   47480 130.00
lgrd   49480 130.00 4th
lgrd   16800 125.00 1st
lgrd   42280 122.50 1st
lgrd   46920 120.00 3rd
lgrd   17340 120.00 3rd
lgrd   53040 105.00 4th
lgrd   24800 95.00 3rd
lgrd   22500 92.50 1st
lgrd   28460 92.50

GRASS: 27

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq    760 85.00
3x3  14630 185.00
3x3  49380 147.50
lgrd  48300 140.00
lgrd  49840 137.50
lgrd  51280 135.00
lgrd  48680 135.00
lgrd  48160 120.00
lgrd  45060 120.00
lgrd  50280 120.00
lgrd              120.00
lgrd   51760 117.50
lgrd   35870 117.50
lgrd   44680 117.50
lgrd  48240 115.00
lgrd  47840 115.00
lgrd  48600 115.00
lgrd  47420 112.50
lgrd   39680 112.50
lgrd  6420 110.00
lgrd  60200 110.00
lgrd  45900 107.50
lgrd  16420 92.50
lgrd              85.00
lgrd  54580 80.00
lgrd  17300 70.00
lgrd  52960 55.00


In light of our recent fall-like weather and football season starting, we are bringing to you a blonde joke that makes football make sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. *Oh, I really liked it,* she said. *Especially the tight pants and big muscles. I just don*t understand why there were trying to kill each other over $.25.*

Dumbfounded, the boyfriend asked her what she meant. She said, *Well at the start they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then they spent the rest of the game yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back. I*m like, helloooo...it*s only $.25!*

September 13, 2018
89 loads


Market was called weaker on alfalfa and grass. Quality was generally average. Straw sold about steady and cornstalks were stronger today.


ALFALFA: 36

SIZE   BALES  $/Ton Cut
smsq 274        4.00    3rd

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton    Cut
3x3   46580 140.00 2nd
3x3   46760 130.00 2nd
3x3   46680 120.00
3x4   47680 120.00 2nd
3x4   51160 115.00 4th
3x4   51760 77.50
lgrd   51060 145.00 2nd
lgrd   15660 137.50 2nd
lgrd   50240 125.00 3rd
lgrd   48620 125.00 3rd
lgrd   47960 125.00 4th
lgrd   45460 120.00 3rd
lgrd   34220 120.00 2nd
lgrd   48440 120.00 3rd
lgrd   55680 117.50 4th
lgrd   53160 117.50 2nd
lgrd   48780 115.00 3rd
lgrd   48140 115.00 3rd
lgrd   48980 115.00 3rd
lgrd   54720 112.50 2nd
lgrd   49180 112.50 3rd
lgrd   41680 110.00 3rd
lgrd   54460 110.00 1st
lgrd   50100 110.00 2nd
lgrd   49320 107.50 3rd
lgrd   49600 105.00 3rd
lgrd  52880 105.00 2nd
lgrd              105.00 2nd
lgrd   38980 100.00 2nd
lgrd   51400 100.00 2nd
lgrd   52780 97.50 1st
lgrd   41040 95.00 3rd
lgrd   38320 95.00 1st
lgrd   42980 87.50 3rd
lgrd   9980 70.00

GRASS: 38

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   51380 150.00
lgrd   47500 140.00
lgrd   5780 137.50
lgrd   44460 137.50
lgrd   49620 130.00
lgrd   45600 130.00
lgrd   49840 125.00
lgrd   51460 122.50
lgrd   46640 120.00
lgrd   48240 120.00
lgrd   49420 120.00
lgrd   47220 120.00
lgrd   49780 120.00
lgrd   50760 120.00
lgrd   14220 117.50
lgrd   52920 115.00
lgrd   35360 115.00
lgrd   47680 112.50
lgrd   46380 112.50
lgrd   47140 110.00
lgrd   45300 110.00
lgrd   45200 110.00
lgrd   45180 110.00
lgrd   54800 110.00
lgrd   47200 110.00
lgrd   55800 107.50
lgrd   52460 105.00
lgrd   42600 105.00
lgrd   14140 97.50
lgrd   51620 95.00
lgrd   4560 95.00
lgrd   56000 90.00
lgrd   33620 87.50
lgrd   51480 85.00
lgrd   26560 85.00
lgrd   49480 80.00
oats  41020 70.00
oats  49700 62.50


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, *Kin ya swaller?* The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, *Kin ya breathe?*  The woman starts to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks up to the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers, and gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, *Ya know, I*d heerd of that there *Hind Lick Maneuver* but I ain*t niver seed nobody do it!*

September 20, 2018
74 loads


We received 4-6 inches of rain in the past day or so, so all of  the hay was wet. Alfalfa sold almost steady. Grass sold about steady. Cornstalks sold a little weaker on the outside stalks, and a little stronger on the inside stalks. We did not have any straw today.


ALFALFA: 30

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   53860 150.00 4th
3x4   55760 112.50 4th
3x4   54860 102.50 2nd
3x4   56860 92.50 2nd
lgrd   54180 135.00 2nd
lgrd   47920 135.00 4th
lgrd   44060 135.00 4th
lgrd   50100 130.00 3rd
lgrd   59920 127.50 4th
lgrd    51220 127.50 2nd
lgrd   51580 127.50 2nd
lgrd   48920 127.50 4th
lgrd   20500 125.00
lgrd   22180 125.00
lgrd   50560 125.00 2nd
lgrd   52180 122.50 2nd
lgrd   52180 120.00
lgrd   49340 117.50 3rd
lgrd   59080 115.00 1st
lgrd   53200 115.00 1st
lgrd   50040 112.50 4th
lgrd   50780 107.50 1st
lgrd   18480 105.00 2nd
lgrd   50640 105.00 3rd
lgrd   43340 105.00 2nd
lgrd   44980 100.00 2nd
lgrd   53040 95.00 2nd
lgrd   41600 95.00 2nd
lgrd   46660 85.00 2nd
lgrd   24580 50.00 1st

GRASS: 31

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   27840 102.50
lgrd   49460 135.00
lgrd   48800 132.50
lgrd   45520 130.00
lgrd   44740 130.00
lgrd   43800 130.00
lgrd   43280 130.00
lgrd   59760 130.00
lgrd   44520 127.50
lgrd   20220 127.50
lgrd   50820 125.00
lgrd   49360 125.00
lgrd   50100 122.50
lgrd   60100 120.00
lgrd                120.00
lgrd   44700 115.00
lgrd   59180 112.50
lgrd   55480 110.00
lgrd   43740 110.00
lgrd   18780 107.50
lgrd   47620 100.00
lgrd   51420 100.00
lgrd   53680 100.00
lgrd   42960 100.00
lgrd   36550 100.00
lgrd   44080 95.00
lgrd   41340 95.00
lgrd   57660 95.00
lgrd   40920 92.50
lgrd   54320 90.00
lgrd   49760 85.00


After 10 years a wife started to think that their child looked a little strange, so she had a DNA test done and found out that the child was not theirs. She told her husband what she had found out. The husband replied, *You don*t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital and the baby pooped himself, you told me to go change him. So I went inside and got a cleanone and left the dirty one there.* The wife fainted.

September 27, 2018
93 loads


Alfalfa sold steady. Grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold strong to steady.

ALFALFA: 27

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   53080 177.50 3rd
3x3   43000 170.00 4th
3x3   44200 150.00 4th
3x4   57100 132.50 2nd
lgrd   54040 155.00 4th
lgrd   49720 140.00 4th
lgrd   59740 137.50 4th
lgrd   55420 135.00 3rd
lgrd   59160 132.50 3rd
lgrd   42820 130.00
lgrd   63380 130.00 3rd
lgrd   41260 130.00
lgrd   49540 130.00 4th
lgrd   46860 127.50 3rd
lgrd   48460 125.00 3rd
lgrd   61560 125.00 1st
lgrd   49400 125.00 2nd
lgrd   38380 122.50
lgrd   50960 120.00 3rd
lgrd   44260 117.50 2nd
lgrd   52740 112.50 4th
lgrd   15720 102.50 3rd
lgrd   24100 100.00 3rd
lgrd   48380 95.00
lgrd   17000 92.50
lgrd   29280 90.00 2nd
lgrd   45120 67.50 1st

GRASS: 48

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 7760 100.00
3x3  47620 120.00
3x3  13240 120.00
3x3  47380 115.00
3x4  21940 135.00
lgrd  21870 135.00
lgrd  45560 135.00
lgrd  43980 135.00
lgrd  48140 132.50
lgrd  49940 132.50
lgrd  46780 130.00
lgrd  50280 127.50
lgrd  18040 127.50
lgrd  53260 127.50
lgrd  53560 125.00
lgrd  46120 125.00
lgrd  50780 125.00
lgrd  54200 120.00
lgrd  52300 120.00
lgrd  51920 120.00
lgrd  53480 120.00
lgrd  49520 117.50
lgrd  50940 117.50
lgrd  27920 117.50
lgrd  44460 115.00
lgrd  49540 115.00
lgrd  40540 112.50
lgrd  56980 112.50
lgrd  40480 112.50
lgrd              112.50
lgrd  49260 110.00
lgrd  48660 110.00
lgrd  52540 107.50
lgrd  51220 107.50
lgrd  52620 107.50
lgrd              107.50
lgrd  51480 105.00
lgrd  12660 105.00
lgrd  43960 102.50
lgrd  54680 102.50
lgrd  45660 100.00
lgrd  42920 100.00
lgrd  43480 100.00
lgrd  34200 95.00
lgrd  45820 90.00
lgrd  41400 90.00
lgrd  40320 87.50
lgrd  49200 80.00
lgrd  17860 60.00


The plumber said:  *Why haven*t you paid your bill for the work I did last Friday?* Paddy replied:  *Well it was not what you quoted me* The plumber said: *I didn*t give you a quote?* Paddy replied,  *Yes you did! when I asked what day you could come, you said you were free on Friday*