Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.
Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!
Mixed: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 39420 142.50
lgrd 34540 175.00
lgrd 47000 162.50
lgrd 51020 155.00
lgrd 52460 152.50
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 42420 85.00
lgrd 35940 80.00
Straw: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 37600 70.00 bean
3x4 53220 82.50
3x4 55280 82.50
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.
Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!
Alfalfa: 19
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 43940 177.50 3rd
lgrd 49800 182.50 3rd
lgrd 50040 177.50 4th
lgrd 46500 167.50 2nd
lgrd 49260 167.50 2nd
lgrd 50460 165.00 2nd
lgrd 47560 165.00 1st
lgrd 46040 157.50 2nd
lgrd 49020 157.50 1st
lgrd 51620 155.00 3rd
lgrd 44940 155.00 1st
lgrd 45420 152.50 2nd
lgrd 52300 152.50 2nd
lgrd 48140 142.50 2nd
lgrd 59000 140.00 2nd
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 49660 132.50 1st
lgrd 51360 132.50 1st
lgrd 44840 130.00 1st
GRASS: 27
SIZE LBS $/TON
smsq 3820 240.00
3x3 14920 185.00
3x3 44100 177.50
3x3 44600 165.00
3x4 50540 200.00
lgrd 50180 190.00
lgrd 23180 190.00
lgrd 48340 180.00
lgrd 51160 172.50
lgrd 48620 170.00
lgrd 53360 170.00
lgrd 50380 162.50
lgrd 49540 162.50
lgrd 48300 160.00
lgrd 37320 157.50
lgrd 48940 155.00
lgrd 48320 155.00
lgrd 49780 155.00
lgrd 48520 145.00
lgrd 51740 145.00
lgrd 49760 145.00
lgrd 12440 140.00
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 44560 137.50
lgrd 48040 137.50
lgrd 52080 137.50
lgrd 45920 127.50
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.
Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 46120 145.00
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38320 77.50
Closing Sermon Words:
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”
He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”
Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.
Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!
Alfalfa: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 44920 157.50 3rd
lgrd 46220 150.00 2nd
lgrd 50100 140.00 1st
lgrd 52640 135.00 2nd
lgrd 51600 135.00 1st
lgrd 47780 135.00 1st
lgrd 132.50 1st
lgrd 44020 125.00
GRASS: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 28980 180.00
lgrd 50280 157.50
lgrd 50320 155.00
lgrd 58360 150.00
lgrd 42660 130.00
lgrd 55920 122.50
lgrd 29120 120.00
Closing Sermon Words:
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”
He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”
Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.
Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!
Cornstalks: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 37060 70.00
Mixed: 0
Straw: 0
Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.
Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 52280 155.00
lgrd 51860 152.50 4th
lgrd 47880 152.50
lgrd 43480 147.50 1st
lgrd 48260 145.00 1st
lgrd 48040 140.00 1st
lgrd 44480 140.00
GRASS: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 7220 147.50
lgrd 57700 142.50
lgrd 41580 135.00
lgrd 1780 130.00
lgrd 50680 130.00
lgrd 3220 130.00
lgrd 43220 130.00
Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.
Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 42060 130.00
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 50860 75.00
lgrd 33680 70.00
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”
Silence followed… complete silence!....
Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”
Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.
Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 42360 170.00 3rd
lgrd 53820 150.00
lgrd 47840 147.50 1st
lgrd 51920 140.00
lgrd 46060 135.00 2nd
lgrd 43300 130.00 2nd
lgrd 54500 122.50 1st
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 57340 147.50
lgrd 43480 140.00
lgrd 49380 140.00
lgrd 47700 140.00
lgrd 49220 137.50
lgrd 55740 132.50
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 47960 127.50
oats 47540 112.50
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”
Silence followed… complete silence!....
Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”
Thursday March 7, 2019
49 loads.
Market was strong today on a somewhat limited run. HAY DAY IS 3 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!!
Mixed: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 41460 125.00
lgrd 52840 162.50
lgrd 53400 160.00
lgrd 45740 157.50
lgrd 50700 155.00
lgrd 49680 152.50
lgrd 47880 150.00
lgrd 46200 142.50
Straw: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 56300 90.00
3x4 55920 80.00
Cornstalks: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 48900 77.50
lgrd 47640 75.00
lgrd 48920 75.00
lgrd 47480 72.50
lgrd 39100 67.50
lgrd 41980 67.50
lgrd 33280 62.50
*****An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the best shave that he has had in years, but he wanted to know what would happen if he accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple day like everyone else does.”
