Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday March 19, 2020

39 Loads

Market today was at a very light run, steady at a low figure.   **We are currently planning on having Hay Day April 2, 2020

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   47880 137.50

3x4   44580  85.00 1st

3x4    7460  72.50

lgrd  38840 152.50

lgrd  53500 140.00 1st

lgrd  52580 137.50

lgrd  42460 137.50 2nd

lgrd  43360 130.00 3rd

lgrd  53140 130.00

lgrd  46300 125.00 2nd

lgrd  52980 125.00 2nd

lgrd  56840 120.00 1st

lgrd  45400 107.50 3rd

lgrd  52780 102.50

lgrd  39220  87.50 2nd

lgrd               125.00 2nd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   45720  92.50

3x4   42160  20.00

lgrd  44340 120.00

lgrd  46900 120.00

lgrd  44500 100.00-Prairie

lgrd  53620  92.50

lgrd  51620  92.50

lgrd  16340  90.00

lgrd  46460  87.50

lgrd  17700  80.00

lgrd  35000  77.50

lgrd  23260  70.00

lgrd  53240  40.00-Milo

** A young boy walks into a barber’s shop and the barber whispers to the customer to whom he’s currently attending, “This kid has got to be the dumbest kid in the world.  Watch and I’ll prove it to you.”  The barber then puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then he says to the boy, “Hey kid, which do you want the dollar bill or the quarters?”  The boy decides to take the quarters and then he leaves the shop.  “What did I tell you? said the barber.  “That dumb kid never learns!”  Later, when the customer is leaving the barber shop he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.  “Hey, kid!  May I ask you a question?” asks the customer.  “Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”  The boy licks his ice cream for a moment before saying, “Because the day I take the dollar bill the game is over!”

Monday  March 16, 2020

18 Loads

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4    8660 130.00

lgrd  43440 115.00 3rd

lgrd               120.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   53540 110.00

3x4   40320  60.00-Oat

3x4   43300  60.00-Oat

lgrd  37800 100.00

lgrd  10540 100.00

lgrd  37580  92.50

lgrd  19180  90.00

lgrd  51400  85.00

lgrd  40620  30.00-Sudan Grass

**A Professor was traveling by boat.  On his way he asked the sailor:  “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, and Physiology?”  The sailor said no to all his questions.  Professor:  What the hell do you know on Earth.  You will die of illiteracy.  After a while the boat started sinking.  The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?”  The Professor said no.  Sailor:  “Well, sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.