Monday December 2, 2019
20 loads.
Market was called steady to strong on a light test. We will not be having a sale on Thursday, December 26th. All other sales will remain unaffected during this holiday season.
ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 44280 125.00
CORNSTALKS : 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 59700 75.00
STRAW : 0
** Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said……..”Well, would you look at that…. I’m getting a fax!”
Monday December 2, 2019
20 loads.
Market was called steady to strong on a light test. We will not be having a sale on Thursday, December 26th. All other sales will remain unaffected during this holiday season.
ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Alfalfa:8
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 54340 182.50 1st
lgrd 40620 170.00 2nd
lgrd 45920 167.50 2nd
lgrd 54800 145.00 1st
lgrd 46600 137.50 1st
lgrd 46780 125.00
lgrd 47540 120.00 1st
lgrd 55480 115.00 4th
GRASS: 10
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45380 130.00
lgrd 48160 120.00
lgrd 38480 120.00
lgrd 47480 115.00
lgrd 11020 107.50
lgrd 24040 107.50
lgrd 17300 105.00
lgrd 42120 102.50
lgrd 44840 50.00 sudan
lgrd 45080 50.00 sudan
** Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said……..”Well, would you look at that…. I’m getting a fax!”
11-25-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: November 25, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday November 25, 2019
32 loads.
Market was steady on a light volume. We want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you that we will not have a sale this Thursday. We will resume regular sale schedule next week with a sale on Monday and Thursday.
ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Mixed : 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 45200 80.00
lgrd 47340 65.00
Straw : 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51240 115.00
lgrd 22140 50.00
** Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 A.M. for Thanksgiving.
**A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live to a nice ripe old age.” So the cowboy did this religiously every day and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren… and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
Monday November 25, 2019
32 loads.
Market was steady on a light volume. We want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you that we will not have a sale this Thursday. We will resume regular sale schedule next week with a sale on Monday and Thursday.
ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Alfalfa:13
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 46380 170.00 2nd
lgrd 57460 155.00 2nd
lgrd 47480 140.00 2nd
lgrd 50780 140.00 3rd
lgrd 45800 135.00 3rd
lgrd 45380 130.00 2nd
lgrd 50740 127.50
lgrd 47080 120.00 2nd
lgrd 49140 115.00
lgrd 57040 115.00
lgrd 47280 112.50
lgrd 45480 110.00 2nd
lgrd 47560 110.00 2nd
GRASS: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 52440 135.00
3x4 54540 135.00
3x4 50980 132.50
lgrd 46500 130.00
lgrd 17580 125.00
lgrd 53100 120.00
lgrd 47700 107.50
lgrd 50380 105.00
lgrd 54820 105.00
lgrd 51260 105.00
lgrd 105.00
lgrd 47600 95.00
lgrd 43560 92.50
lgrd 27580 80.00
lgrd 45060 40.00 sudan
** Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 A.M. for Thanksgiving.
**A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live to a nice ripe old age.” So the cowboy did this religiously every day and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren… and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
11-21-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: November 21, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday November 21, 2019
72 loads.
Alfalfa sold steady to stronger today on the mid-quality, and sold weaker on lower and upper quality. Grass sold weaker. Generally most of the quality was average at best with a few exceptions. Bedding is scare. We will not be having a sale next week Thursday due to Thanksgiving!! We will still be having a Monday sale.
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DON’T FORGET: Monday sales have started!! ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Mixed : 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 56760 200.00
3x3 50080 192.50
lgrd 47670 187.50
lgrd 17940 137.50
lgrd 42380 100.00
lgrd 9080 100.00
lgrd 38700 95.00
lgrd 38160 90.00
----STRAW-2----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45700 120.00
lgrd 9920 80.00
---CORNSTALKS-3--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 13720 62.50
lgrd 50140 60.00
lgrd 48300 52.50
** A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart Alec when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop blurted out, “I told you we wouldn’t make it very far in this stolen car!” At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”
Thursday November 21, 2019
72 loads.
Alfalfa sold steady to stronger today on the mid-quality, and sold weaker on lower and upper quality. Grass sold weaker. Generally most of the quality was average at best with a few exceptions. Bedding is scare. We will not be having a sale next week Thursday due to Thanksgiving!! We will still be having a Monday sale.
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DON’T FORGET: Monday sales have started!! ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Alfalfa:28
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 54240 210.00 4th
3x4 57940 160.00 2nd
lgrd 46460 175.00
lgrd 46640 175.00
lgrd 27620 170.00 4th
lgrd 46480 170.00 2nd
lgrd 43540 167.50 2nd
lgrd 39960 160.00 3rd
lgrd 45800 155.00 2nd
lgrd 44980 155.00 2nd
lgrd 55120 152.50 4th
lgrd 56900 150.00 1st
lgrd 47140 150.00 4th
lgrd 48100 137.50 3rd
lgrd 13500 135.00 1st
lgrd 54340 130.00
lgrd 52720 127.50 3rd
lgrd 17300 125.00
lgrd 52920 125.00 1st
lgrd 45540 122.50 2nd
lgrd 47520 120.00 2nd
lgrd 48340 117.50 2nd
lgrd 51420 112.50 3rd
lgrd 41320 107.50 1st
lgrd 52320 102.50 3rd
lgrd 49790 97.50 1st
lgrd 35340 95.00
lgrd 51620 50.00
GRASS: 31
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 60880 167.50
3x4 46780 90.00
3x4 56240 70.00
lgrd 46620 145.00
lgrd 48220 135.00
lgrd 38340 130.00
lgrd 56280 130.00
lgrd 19280 125.00
lgrd 44000 120.00
lgrd 50620 117.50
lgrd 47820 112.50
lgrd 47100 110.00
lgrd 30600 110.00
lgrd 50720 107.50
lgrd 54640 105.00
lgrd 54120 105.00
lgrd 27920 105.00
lgrd 56820 102.50
lgrd 44720 102.50
lgrd 44280 100.00
lgrd 47940 100.00
lgrd 50340 97.50
lgrd 37380 95.00
lgrd 46580 95.00
lgrd 19100 95.00
lgrd 90.00
lgrd 37260 85.00
lgrd 35100 85.00
lgrd 52780 85.00
lgrd 35000 80.00
lgrd 34460 80.00
** A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart Alec when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop blurted out, “I told you we wouldn’t make it very far in this stolen car!” At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”
11/18/2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: November 18, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday November 18, 2019
19 loads.
Market was called steady on a light test today.
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DON’T FORGET: Monday sales have started!! ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 4100 232.50 3rd
Straw: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 48420 125.00
** I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty. As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon and set them up on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?” Seeing a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swished it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?” The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “ABSOLUTELY NOT!” I said, “Oh, thank God! That’s a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar.”
Monday November 18, 2019
19 loads.
Market was called steady on a light test today.
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DON’T FORGET: Monday sales have started!! ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
Alfalfa:6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 50120 260.00 4th
lgrd 44040 130.00 2nd
lgrd 50950 127.50 2nd
lgrd 47620 125.00
lgrd 43200 125.00 3rd
lgrd 45820 120.00 3rd
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 48760 145.00
lgrd 44400 135.00
lgrd 50220 125.00
lgrd 40600 125.00
lgrd 35920 110.00
lgrd 9880 107.50
lgrd 50940 95.00
lgrd 35580 90.00
lgrd 49780 90.00
lgrd 38780 90.00
lgrd 51620 75.00
** I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty. As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon and set them up on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?” Seeing a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swished it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?” The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “ABSOLUTELY NOT!” I said, “Oh, thank God! That’s a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar.”
11-14-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: November 14, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday November 14, 2019
59 loads.
The better alfalfa sold well and mid to lower quality alfalfa sold mostly steady. Grass continues to sell steady. We had several loads of preventive plant hay in today – baled mostly out of condition and not much demand. There was not much straw, but straw is selling steady. Cornstalks settled in the 50’s today.
DON’T FORGET: Monday sales have started!! ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!
MIXED-2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 54240 115.00
lgrd 50460 105.00
-----STRAW-3-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 32460 140.00
lgrd 35220 135.00
lgrd 58340 92.50
---CORNSTALKS-4--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45060 57.50
lgrd 43900 55.00
lgrd 48320 52.50
lgrd 45100 50.00
--ODDS & ENDS- 10--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 30980 47.50 millet
lgrd 58160 40.00 sorghum
lgrd 51520 40.00 sorghum
lgrd 46080 40.00 sudan
lgrd 67400 17.50 sorghum
lgrd 59640 17.50 millet
lgrd 41500 15.00 sudan
lgrd 64800 15.00 millet
lgrd 45060 15.00 sudan
lgrd 58520 15.00 millet
** What if a slug is actually just a snail that went through a divorce and his wife got the house?
**Why can’t you explain puns to a kleptomaniac? Because they are always taking things literally.
** What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!
** I’m dating this wonderful girl and she has a twin. People often ask me how I can tell them apart- but it’s easy, really. Jane likes to paint her fingernails and Tom has a willie.
