11-12-18 | Alfalfa & Grass
Posted: November 12, 2018 by Director1
Monday, November 12, 2018
20 loads.
Very light test today. Corn stalks sold strongly. We had no straw today.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 47160 135.00 2nd
lgrd 46480 127.50 1st
lgrd 41300 127.50
lgrd 43300 125.00 1st
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 152.50
lgrd 51340 145.00
lgrd 43600 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 42300 125.00
lgrd 57860 125.00
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 45440 1 17.50
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged over, and Ole and Sven were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said *I vish ve had something ta drink.*
Sven says *Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?* So they pour themselves a couple glasses of the high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT. No hangover and no bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang and it was Sven who asked *How iss you feelin dis mornin?*
Ole says, *I feel great, how bout you?*
Sven says, *I feel great too! Ya don*t have no hangover?*
Ole says, *No. Dat jet fule iss great stuff --no hangover, nothing. Ve oughta do dis more often.*
Sven agreed. *Yeah, vell, but dere*s yust vun ting.*
Ole asked, *Vat*s dat?*
Sven guestion, *Haff you farted yet?*
Ole stopped to think, *No*
*Vell, DON*T, cause I'm in Iowa.*
Category: Alfalfa & Grass Results
