January 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

Thursday, January 4, 2018
45 loads


We had good buyer interest today due to the holiday schedule and extreme cold. We had a little lighter run, but the quality was generally very good. We have been having good demand with our small sales and extreme cold and plan to see more hay soon.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   33840 45.00
lgrd   47620 45.00
lgrd   46920 45.00
lgrd   48340 42.50

MIXED: 2

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd   50820 135.00
lgrd   37720 122.50

STRAW: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
3x4   41200 110.00


*Winter weather warning:
Southerners: advised not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: you will need your big coat.

*Friends- Please be careful! New Year*s Eve I went to a party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That*s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police roadblock on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without
incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don*t even know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don*t know what to do with it.

Monday, January 8, 2018
50 loads


Market was called generally steady to Thursday*s sale. Quality was a littler lower today.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 9

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39060 42.50
lgrd   43220 42.50
lgrd   38120 42.50
lgrd   38940 40.00
lgrd   46820 40.00
lgrd   44360 40.00
lgrd   43680 40.00
lgrd   37540 40.00
lgrd   46440 40.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd 15360 115.00

STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
3x4 51740 115.00
3x4 39020 102.50
lgrd                80.00


~~A farmer took his cross-eyed dog to the vet. The vet picked the dog up to examine him and said, *Sorry, I*m going to have to put him down.* The farmer said *Oh no! It*s not that bad is it?* The vet said, *No, he*s just very heavy.*

~~I hate when people ask me what I will be doing in two years. I don*t have 2020 vision.

Thursday, January 11, 2018
70 loads.


It was a very cold day in the valley. We had decent buyer interest. Market was called steady to a little weaker.

With great sadness, we have to announce that on Monday we lost a great friend and employee of the Rock Valley Hay Auction. Harvey Driesen died Monday afternoon in an accident while delivering a load of cornstalks west of Hudson, SD. Please keep his family in your prayers. We also want to remind everyone to remain cautious as farming can be very dangerous.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   56920 40.00
lgrd   52860 40.00
lgrd   41860 40.00
lgrd   38120 40.00
lgrd   39840 37.50
lgrd   47600 37.50
lgrd   40420 37.50
lgrd   37560 37.50

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd   39480 127.50

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
3x3   40540 97.50
lgrd   44340 95.00


~~I*m not so sure that I believe all of this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you. I just had a really tasty leg of salmon, and I feel just fine!

~~If seagulls flew over the bay instead of the sea, wouldn*t they be called bagels?

Monday, January 15, 2018
15 loads.


We had a small, very cold sale today. There really was not enough hay here to test the market.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


STRAW: 5

SIZE   BALES    $/BL
smsq  25            3.00

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   10360 110.00
3x4   42180 90.00
lgrd   44000 77.50
lgrd   38840 60.00

CORNSTALKS: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd 45860 42.50


A blonde called her boyfriend and said, *Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can*t figure it out, or how to get started.*
Boyfriend asked, *What*s it supposed to be when it's finished?*
*According to the box, its supposed to be a tiger,* she said. Her boyfriend decided to go over and help her with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box and said, *First of all, no matter how hard we try, we will never assemble these pieces into anything that resembles a tiger.* He took her hand and said, *Second, I want you to relax. Let*s have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then...* he sighed,......*Let*s put all of these frosted flakes back in the box.*

Thursday, January 18, 2018
97 loads.


We had a large volume today. Alfalfa was $10 lower and grass was called steady to $5 lower. We had a large buyer & seller crowd that was taking advantage of the nice weather.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   32840 37.50
lgrd   45160 37.50
lgrd   28500 35.00
lgrd   34620 35.00
lgrd   38920 35.00
lgrd   39020 35.00
lgrd   34680 35.00
lgrd   28260 35.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd   44340  122.50

STRAW: 8

SIZE   BALES    $/BL
smsq  40            4.75

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   37420 65.00
3x3   32800 62.50
3x4   49640 82.50
3x4   36060 77.50
lgrd   11560 72.50
lgrd   36720 70.00
bean 10260 20.00


~~When I told my parents over the phone that my husband had the flu, my dad said, * Have you tried euthanasia?* and in the background, my mom yelled, *For the last time, its echinacea!!*

~~I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 13 brothers and sisters, and they didn*t know either.


Thursday, January 25, 2018
70 loads.


Market was called generally steady with pretty good buyer interest. The quality varied today but was generally ok.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39180 42.50
lgrd   47580 40.00
lgrd   38580 37.50
lgrd   9900 35.00
lgrd   44680 30.00

STRAW: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   38020 87.50
3x3     4380 50.00
3x4   46920 85.00
lgrd   37420 70.00


A firefighter was working on his engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders on the side and a garden hose neatly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter*s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her cat and dog. The fireman walked over to take a closer look.

*That sure is a nice fire-truck* he said.
*Thank you* the girl replied. He took a closer look and noticed that the girl had tied the wagon to the dog*s collar and the cat*s testicles.
*Little partner,* said the fireman, *I don*t want to tell you how to run your rig, but you could probably go faster if you tied the wagon to the cat*s collar instead.*
She said, *You*re probably right sir, but then I wouldn*t have a siren.*


Monday, January 29, 2018
30 loads.


Market was stronger today on a lighter volume of hay. Buyer interest was good today.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   48520 40.00
lgrd   44980 40.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd   43600 105.00 1st

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3     6600 47.50
3x4   50860 92.50


Two ladies were walking down the street and walked past a pet shop. There was a parrot sitting near the door on his perch. As the ladies approach, the parrot says,
*Caw.. You*re ugly.* The woman was appalled and asked, *What did you say?*
So the parrot repeated himself *Caw..You*re ugly.*
The woman said, *If you say that again, I*m gonna tell the manager.* Then the women walked away. The next day the women walk past the pet shop again.
*Caw... you*re ugly.* The woman found the manager and told him what the parrot had been saying to her.
*Don*t worry ma'am. I will have a good talking to with him and I promise he will not say that again.* The next day the two women decide to walk past the pet shop just to check. The woman says, *And what do you have to say for yourself?*The parrot gives her an angry look and says, *Oh, you know!*