March 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

Posted: March 15, 2018 by Director1

GRASS: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 11040 145.00
lgrd 44400 140.00
lgrd 52180 137.50
lgrd 40760 132.50
lgrd 44740 130.00
lgrd 39620 127.50
lgrd 50740 127.50
lgrd 47580 127.50
lgrd 45480 125.00
lgrd 44100 125.00
lgrd 45820 125.00
lgrd 49480 125.00
lgrd 44000 125.00
lgrd 50120 117.50
lgrd 53060 115.00
lgrd 42340 112.50
lgrd 40700 112.50
lgrd 49440 112.50
lgrd 53320 110.00
lgrd 12020 107.50
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 37800 107.50
lgrd 21680 105.00
lgrd 39140 102.50
lgrd 21600 102.50
lgrd 46740 90.00

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

*Well,* the director said, *we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.*

*Oh, I understand,* I said. * A normal person would pick the bucket because it*s bigger than the spoon or teacup.*

*No,* the director said. * A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near to the window?*

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

ALFALFA: 39

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 4480 155.00 3rd
52920 155.00 4th
52940 142.50 3rd
3x3 46080 152.50 4th
3x3 51280 150.00 2nd
3x3 51240 145.00 3rd
3x3 22340 145.00 2nd
3x3 29820 142.50 2nd
3x3 52680 140.00 2nd
3x3 43120 130.00 1st
3x4 46060 145.00 4th
3x4 53700 140.00 2nd
3x4 47740 132.50 1st
lgrd 50540 157.50 2nd
lgrd 52200 155.00 2nd
lgrd 49160 155.00 2nd
lgrd 57700 152.50 2nd
lgrd 52960 147.50 2nd
lgrd 47300 145.00 1st
lgrd 38320 142.50 4th
lgrd 49680 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47880 140.00 3rd
lgrd 44680 140.00 3rd
lgrd 55880 140.00 2nd
lgrd 60220 140.00 4th
lgrd 44740 137.50 2nd
lgrd 56680 137.50 2nd
lgrd 17560 135.00
lgrd 37540 135.00 2nd
lgrd 48560 127.50 1st
lgrd 38720 127.50 3rd
lgrd 49380 127.50 2nd
lgrd 44600 127.50 2nd
lgrd 61640 125.00 2nd
lgrd 51040 125.00 3rd
lgrd 29080 122.50 4th
lgrd 30080 117.50 3rd
lgrd 58500 107.50 1st
lgrd 26760 102.50 1st

GRASS: 35

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6400 150.00
3x4 49820 95.00
lgrd 42880 145.00
lgrd 47880 142.50
lgrd 51960 142.50
lgrd 49100 140.00
lgrd 43020 140.00
lgrd 43360 140.00
lgrd 42700 135.00
lgrd 57640 135.00
lgrd 26700 135.00
lgrd 59780 132.50
lgrd 57180 130.00
lgrd 50900 130.00
lgrd 41240 130.00
lgrd 45120 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 34380 125.00
lgrd 46480 122.50
lgrd 46400 122.50
lgrd 41490 120.00
lgrd 36820 120.00
lgrd 51880 120.00
lgrd 43600 117.50
lgrd 22920 117.50
lgrd 48480 115.00
lgrd 46500 112.50
lgrd 46580 112.50
lgrd 53140 110.00
lgrd 58740 110.00
lgrd 36140 110.00
lgrd 34220 105.00
lgrd 12040 97.50
lgrd 49710 92.50
lgrd 24640 87.50

ALFALFA: 23

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 47220 147.50
3x3 19780 145.00 4th
3x3 51120 137.50 3rd
3x3 13440 102.50 3rd
3x4 46440 150.00 4th
lgrd 66140 155.00 4th
lgrd 44100 147.50 3rd
lgrd 55800 145.00 2nd
lgrd 60400 145.00 2nd
lgrd 51520 145.00 4th
lgrd 42700 145.00 4th
lgrd 58740 145.00 1st
lgrd 43420 145.00 2nd
lgrd 54840 142.50 3rd
lgrd 53860 137.50 1st
lgrd 37100 137.50
lgrd 56420 137.50 4th
lgrd 42360 135.00 3rd
lgrd 40160 130.00 3rd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 45720 110.00 2nd
lgrd 41740 107.50 2nd
oat 47000 97.50

GRASS: 21

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6000 150.00
smsq 5260 140.00
smsq 5920 50.00
lgrd 50660 162.50
lgrd 45500 162.50
lgrd 43900 150.00
lgrd 41020 147.50
lgrd 47820 147.50
lgrd 50780 147.50
lgrd 50560 147.50
lgrd 50540 137.50
lgrd 53680 135.00
lgrd 49840 127.50
lgrd 47780 125.00
lgrd 44180 120.00
lgrd 48380 117.50
lgrd 41520 117.50
lgrd 48120 102.50
lgrd 42640 100.00
lgrd 5040 62.50
lgrd 45840 42.50

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.

Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads

Cornstalks were a little lower today,and straw sold steady to strong. Alfalfa sold strongly today. Grass was called very strong. We had good buyer interest and demand is tight due to ground conditions and nearing the end of the season. We are expecting good quality for hay day next Thursday. We hope to see youthere!!

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

Category: Alfalfa & Grass Results

Rock Valley Hay Auction

March 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

ALFALFA: 15

GRASS: 26

We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.

ALFALFA: 5

GRASS: 3

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS): 3

ALFALFA: 8

GRASS: 13

Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

ALFALFA: 8

GRASS: 12

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.

*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*

The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

ALFALFA: 39

GRASS: 35

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

ALFALFA: 7

GRASS: 6

ALFALFA: 23

GRASS: 21

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA: 6

GRASS: 3

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-

*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!*

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*

The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA: 15

GRASS: 16

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, Look Mama! Its a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. What did you call it? *Its a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture! and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.