May 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: May 15, 2018 by Director1
Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads
Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.
Monday sales are finished until November.
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 39080 52.50
lgrd 38660 47.50
lgrd 45520 42.50
lgrd 40020 40.00
lgrd 45980 40.00
lgrd 39260 30.00
MIXED: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 48460 140.00
3x3 50440 137.50
3x3 45220 132.50
lgrd 49240 117.50
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 39790 82.50
3x4 42370 82.50
lgrd 9440 100.00
Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):
* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?
* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?
* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?
*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?
* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?
* Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads
Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.
Monday sales are finished until November.
CORNSTALKS: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 50420 35.00
lgrd 47980 32.50
lgrd 13720 25.00
lgrd 17680 25.00
lgrd 48660 20.00
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 45140 105.00
lgrd 42460 92.50
lgrd 42420 92.50
lgrd 32620 87.50
lgrd 47940 82.50
STRAW: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 46040 60.00
3x4 44280 57.50
lgrd 42760 65.00
lgrd 41580 65.00
lgrd 57440 50.00
lgrd 38240 50.00
An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*
Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads
Quality was a little lower today. Market was a little lower on mid-quality grass and alfalfa also.
CORNSTALKS: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 54640 47.50
lgrd 44280 47.50
lgrd 39040 47.50
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 50580 45.00
lgrd 39440 42.50
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 46640 117.50
3x3 44440 90.00
lgrd 45840 137.50
lgrd 51240 130.00
lgrd 43980 122.50
STRAW: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 44400 120.00
3x4 49040 115.00
3x4 40860 67.50
3x4 44880 62.50
lgrd 27740 117.50
Boy: Dad, I want to get married
Dad: First say sorry
Boy: For what?
Dad: Say sorry
Boy: But for what? What have I done?
Dad: You say sorry first
Boy: But....What*s my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: But why???
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Ok Dad, I am sorry!
Dad: Now you are ready. Your
training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you are prepared to marry.
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Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads
Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!
CORNSTALKS: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 34520 57.50
lgrd 36400 52.50
lgrd 37980 52.50
lgrd 47.50
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45460 135.00
lgrd 145.00
lgrd 130.00
STRAW: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 40080 72.50
~Knock knock.
Who*s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
~~Who*s the new heifer?
I don*t know. Never seen herbivore
Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads
Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.
CORNSTALKS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 38580 67.50
lgrd 38120 57.50
lgrd 40140 55.00
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 44740 130.00
lgrd 49880 157.50 new
lgrd 8950 145.00 new
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 33320 152.50
3x4 40010 87.50
lgrd 40160 130.00
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*
Category: Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
