October 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

OCTOBER 4, 2018
74 loads

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Grass sold strong. Alfalfa sold strong. Quality varied alot. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES IN NOVEMBER. NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE OUR FIRST ONE!

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GRASS: 36

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 2720 127.50
lgrd  13680 157.50
lgrd  53500 155.00
lgrd  54220 150.00
lgrd  53900 150.00
lgrd  47040 145.00
lgrd  52420 145.00
lgrd  53580 145.00
lgrd  55060 145.00
lgrd  46940 137.50
lgrd  57500 135.00
lgrd  49880 135.00
lgrd  47680 135.00
lgrd  48680 132.50
lgrd  45320 130.00
lgrd  40080 127.50
lgrd  49580 125.00
lgrd              125.00
lgrd  52660 122.50
lgrd  45080 122.50
lgrd  51480 122.50
lgrd  53220 122.50
lgrd  58920 122.50
lgrd  57120 120.00
lgrd  51400 120.00
lgrd  52660 120.00
lgrd              117.50
lgrd  50720 117.50
lgrd  37380 117.50
lgrd  12980 115.00
lgrd  38600 112.50
lgrd  42640 112.50
lgrd  44440 110.00
lgrd  49300 107.50
lgrd  44620 80.00
oats 46900 62.50

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October 11, 2018
69 loads

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Alfalfa was sold strongly today, and grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold steady to stronger today.

REMEMBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOKOFF! COME JOIN US!

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GRASS: 36

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   14300 180.00
3x3   45180 155.00
3x3   51460 150.00
lgrd   46580 150.00
lgrd   54240 150.00
lgrd   31360 147.50
lgrd   43920 145.00
lgrd   52460 140.00
lgrd   51360 135.00
lgrd   24520 130.00
lgrd   53500 125.00
lgrd   35300 125.00
lgrd   51060 125.00
lgrd   52480 125.00
lgrd   50980 125.00
lgrd   49520 125.00
lgrd   6680 120.00
lgrd   47380 120.00
lgrd   49320 120.00
lgrd   57880 120.00
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   48400 117.50
lgrd   37040 117.50
lgrd   47180 117.50
lgrd   49780 117.50
lgrd   56240 115.00
lgrd   53960 112.50
lgrd   48700 110.00
lgrd   50440 110.00
lgrd               110.00
lgrd  56020 105.00
lgrd  47540 105.00
lgrd  49080 102.50
lgrd  50260 100.00
lgrd  64980 100.00
lgrd  35820 95.00

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*Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.* The priest asks, *Is that you little Joey Pagano?* *Yes, Father, It is.* *And who is the girl you were with?* *I can*t tell you Father, I don*t want to ruin her reputation.*

*Well, Joey, I*m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?*

*I cannot say.*

*Was is Teresa Mazzarelli?*

*I will not tell.*

*Was it Nina Capelli?*

*Sorry, but I will not say her name*

*Was it Cathy Piriano?*

*My lips are sealed.*

*Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?*

*Please, Father, I cannot tell you.*

The priest sighs in frustration. *You*re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go behave yourself.* Joey walks back to his pew and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

*What*d you get?*

*Four months vacation and five good leads!*

October 18, 2018
65 loads

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GRASS: 35

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   51220 155.00
lgrd   17420 150.00
lgrd   26260 145.00
lgrd   52520 145.00
lgrd   45520 145.00
lgrd   48500 142.50
lgrd   48880 140.00
lgrd   53020 137.50
lgrd   49120 130.00
lgrd   49760 130.00
lgrd   61160 130.00
lgrd   56460 130.00
lgrd   51800 127.50
lgrd   43440 127.50
lgrd   55640 127.50
lgrd   54620 127.50
lgrd   52180 127.50
lgrd               127.50
lgrd   51680 125.00
lgrd   51460 125.00
lgrd   47840 125.00
lgrd   46900 122.50
lgrd   41200 120.00
lgrd   52040 120.00
lgrd   6640 120.00
lgrd   50980 120.00
lgrd   47280 120.00
lgrd   53940 117.50
lgrd   46620 112.50
lgrd   44820 110.00
lgrd   49880 110.00
lgrd   57360 110.00
lgrd   44560 110.00
lgrd   52320 105.00
lgrd   33040 70.00

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~~I was at the post office when I saw  a blonde woman shouting at an envelope. I asked, *What are you doing?* She replied, *Sending a voicemail!*

~~The temperature when from 80 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.

October 25, 2018
93 loads

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Market was steady to stronger today. Quality was a little better on the alfalfa and grass. We had good buyer interest.

REMEBER: WE WILL BE RESUMING MONDAY SALES NOVEMBER 5TH. WE WILL BE HAVING A CHILI COOK OFF! COME JOIN US!

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GRASS: 25

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   58960 170.00
3x4   47140 145.00
3x4   44900 122.50
lgrd   21040 170.00
lgrd   49380 157.50
lgrd   51060 155.00
lgrd   50160 155.00
lgrd   16040 152.50
lgrd   54500 152.50
lgrd   44600 145.00
lgrd   56700 142.50
lgrd   51420 142.50
lgrd   45180 142.50
lgrd   46340 140.00
lgrd   53880 140.00
lgrd   5690 140.00
lgrd             140.00
lgrd   2880 137.50
lgrd   38440 137.50
lgrd   46140 137.50
lgrd   51040 135.00
lgrd   51220 135.00
lgrd   48460 135.00
lgrd   48240 130.00
lgrd   46520 127.50

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A group of engineering students and their teacher were given a free air-plane ticket to go on a vacation. Once on the plane, the Captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed off of the plane except for the teacher who sat there calmly. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn*t left, he responded *I know the ablilities of my students quite  well. This plane won*t even start.*