Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday March 19, 2020

39 Loads

Market today was at a very light run, steady at a low figure.   **We are currently planning on having Hay Day April 2, 2020

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   47880 137.50

3x4   44580  85.00 1st

3x4    7460  72.50

lgrd  38840 152.50

lgrd  53500 140.00 1st

lgrd  52580 137.50

lgrd  42460 137.50 2nd

lgrd  43360 130.00 3rd

lgrd  53140 130.00

lgrd  46300 125.00 2nd

lgrd  52980 125.00 2nd

lgrd  56840 120.00 1st

lgrd  45400 107.50 3rd

lgrd  52780 102.50

lgrd  39220  87.50 2nd

lgrd               125.00 2nd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   45720  92.50

3x4   42160  20.00

lgrd  44340 120.00

lgrd  46900 120.00

lgrd  44500 100.00-Prairie

lgrd  53620  92.50

lgrd  51620  92.50

lgrd  16340  90.00

lgrd  46460  87.50

lgrd  17700  80.00

lgrd  35000  77.50

lgrd  23260  70.00

lgrd  53240  40.00-Milo

** A young boy walks into a barber’s shop and the barber whispers to the customer to whom he’s currently attending, “This kid has got to be the dumbest kid in the world.  Watch and I’ll prove it to you.”  The barber then puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then he says to the boy, “Hey kid, which do you want the dollar bill or the quarters?”  The boy decides to take the quarters and then he leaves the shop.  “What did I tell you? said the barber.  “That dumb kid never learns!”  Later, when the customer is leaving the barber shop he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.  “Hey, kid!  May I ask you a question?” asks the customer.  “Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”  The boy licks his ice cream for a moment before saying, “Because the day I take the dollar bill the game is over!”

Monday  March 16, 2020

18 Loads

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4    8660 130.00

lgrd  43440 115.00 3rd

lgrd               120.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   53540 110.00

3x4   40320  60.00-Oat

3x4   43300  60.00-Oat

lgrd  37800 100.00

lgrd  10540 100.00

lgrd  37580  92.50

lgrd  19180  90.00

lgrd  51400  85.00

lgrd  40620  30.00-Sudan Grass

**A Professor was traveling by boat.  On his way he asked the sailor:  “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, and Physiology?”  The sailor said no to all his questions.  Professor:  What the hell do you know on Earth.  You will die of illiteracy.  After a while the boat started sinking.  The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?”  The Professor said no.  Sailor:  “Well, sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Thursday  March 12, 2020

60 Loads

The market for today’s sale was light but stronger than it was.  Quality and demand were also better than the last 2 sales but still lacking.    **Hay Day is April 2, 2020

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   42280 150.00

3x3   41100 120.00 2nd

3x3   47660 110.00 1st

3x3   47720 105.00 1st

3x4   47080 105.00 1st

3x4   45800  95.00

lgrd  54120 150.00 3rd

lgrd  53940 150.00 3rd

lgrd  56180 140.00 2nd

lgrd  46880 130.00 2nd

lgrd  54780 125.00 3rd

lgrd  15640 122.50 2nd

lgrd  53880 120.00 3rd

lgrd  43020 117.50 2nd

lgrd  38140 105.00 2nd

lgrd  44560 105.00

lgrd  47160  95.00 3rd

lgrd  36020  82.50 3rd

lgrd  48640  82.50

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   49820 102.50

3x3   46440  95.00

3x3   40940  52.50

3x4   56160  97.50

lgrd  50580 135.00

lgrd  10400 125.00

lgrd  50120 115.00

lgrd  57300 112.50

lgrd  54540 110.00

lgrd  44220 110.00

lgrd               100.00

lgrd               100.00

lgrd  48860 105.00

lgrd  48980 105.00

lgrd  50820  97.50

lgrd  29660  92.50

lgrd  47720  92.50

lgrd  50380  90.00

lgrd  15920  82.50

lgrd  41100  82.50

lgrd  23060  70.00

lgrd  46180  50.00-sorghum-sudan grass

lgrd  46220  30.00-sudan grass

lgrd  42180  30.00-sudan grass

lgrd  42420  30.00-sudan grass

**A couple are out for a walk when they notice a large sign outside a house which reads, “Talking dog for sale.”  They are both intrigued by the idea of a talking dog, so they knock on the door and ask if they can take a look at this dog.  “Sure! Says the owner, “Come on in.”  The owner escorts them into the lounge where the dog is lying on the sofa watching television.  “Hello,” they say to the dog.  “Hello,” the dog responds.  “What have you done with your life so far then?” the couple ask the dog.  “Well, actually I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “Really?” says the couple.  “Yes, really,” says the dog. “I’ve lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims.  Then I served my country in Iraq  and now I work part-time reading to the residents in a retirement home.  The couple are amazed by this.  They can’t believe any dog could have done quite so much.  One of them then asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of this amazing dog?”  “Oh, we’re getting rid of him because he’s a liar.  He’s not done any of those things,” says the owner.