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Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 49400 150.00 2nd
lgrd 51340 145.00
lgrd 46320 142.50 2nd
lgrd 47700 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47600 140.00 4th
lgrd 49860 135.00 2nd
lgrd 51320 135.00 1st
lgrd 49640 130.00 3rd
lgrd 38540 130.00 2nd
lgrd 57860 120.00 1st
lgrd 44700 120.00 1st
lgrd 115.00 1st
lgrd 112.50 1st
lgrd 43100 110.00 1st
lgrd 46060 110.00 1st
lgrd 52840 110.00
lgrd 44300 107.50 1st
lgrd 44260 97.50 1st
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 45860 130.00 oats
lgrd 59480 165.00
lgrd 21680 142.50
lgrd 30820 140.00
lgrd 55320 140.00
lgrd 55680 140.00
lgrd 12400 137.50
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 54580 122.50 oats
lgrd 50260 120.00
lgrd 39120 120.00
lgrd 52080 117.50
lgrd 51160 117.50
lgrd 53200 110.00
lgrd 46180 110.00
lgrd 17840 105.00
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 46460 100.00
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
Posted: January 24, 2019 by Manager1
Market was steady on a very light run.
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 31820 110.00
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49320 62.50
lgrd 47540 57.50
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”
Posted: January 21, 2019 by Manager1
Market was steady on a very light run.
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 53500 147.50
lgrd 50220 130.00
lgrd 47460 130.00 2nd
lgrd 52300 125.00
lgrd 42480 120.00
lgrd 36280 112.50 3rd
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 57900 145.00
lgrd 52940 135.00
lgrd 49040 127.50
lgrd 51520 125.00
lgrd 52760 125.00
lgrd 51000 102.50
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”
Posted: January 21, 2019 by Manager1
We had a heavy volume today! Market trended a little weaker today, and quality varied greatly.
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49240 160.00
lgrd 58120 145.00
lgrd 18820 125.00
lgrd 48080 120.00
lgrd 45860 97.50
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 32260 100.00
3x4 58120 65.00
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38990 67.50
lgrd 35060 65.00
lgrd 35240 60.00
lgrd 17140 55.00
lgrd 46650 40.00
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber shaved off all of his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty-one years.
Posted: January 17, 2019 by Manager1