Thursday January 7, 2019
23 loads.
The market was lower today, but we had sunshine. Quality varied, and the buyers had their hands in their pockets.
Alfalfa: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 44160 145.00
lgrd 53440 125.00
lgrd 46840 122.50
lgrd 52520 122.50 2nd
lgrd 39960 120.00 2nd
lgrd 120.00
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
Lgrd 142.50
lgrd 50700 135.00
lgrd 52530 132.50
lgrd 52940 132.50
lgrd 49680 132.50
lgrd 48400 130.00
lgrd 48120 127.50
lgrd 52100 105.00
How to install a southern home security system:
- 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
- 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Gun & Ammo
- 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pitbulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back…
-Cooter
Thursday January 3, 2019
55 loads.
Quality was called pretty good. Grass sold strong today, and alfalfa was a little weaker. Straw sold a little weaker as well. Cornstalks sold strong today.
Alfalfa: 27
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 49080 165.00
lgrd 17960 152.50 1st
lgrd 60840 150.00 2nd
lgrd 48140 150.00 2nd
lgrd 55220 150.00 4th
lgrd 53140 147.50 2nd
lgrd 52100 147.50 3rd
lgrd 16900 145.00
lgrd 51280 145.00 2nd
lgrd 52320 145.00 2nd
lgrd 68640 140.00 3rd
lgrd 58540 137.50 2nd
lgrd 55120 137.50 2nd
lgrd 64160 135.00 3rd
lgrd 50720 135.00 2nd
lgrd 47640 132.50 2nd
lgrd 53980 127.50
lgrd 52520 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 44600 125.00 2nd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 46860 117.50 1st
lgrd 24740 117.50
lgrd 43020 115.00
lgrd 35500 110.00 1st
lgrd 54980 107.50 1st
lgrd 45060 105.00 2nd
GRASS: 19
SIZE LBS $/TON
smsq 4240 205.00
3x3 40560 152.50
lgrd 58320 175.00
lgrd 18840 170.00
lgrd 46780 165.00
lgrd 56640 165.00
lgrd 46460 162.50
lgrd 49700 160.00
lgrd 46160 157.50
lgrd 23580 155.00
lgrd 46480 152.50
lgrd 56260 145.00
lgrd 48020 145.00
lgrd 52920 140.00
lgrd 17840 125.00
lgrd 36280 120.00
lgrd 37360 120.00
lgrd 30220 120.00
lgrd 53620 112.50 -Sudan
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for 5 minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guys replies, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Thursday January 3, 2019
55 loads.
Quality was called pretty good. Grass sold strong today, and alfalfa was a little weaker. Straw sold a little weaker as well. Cornstalks sold strong today.
Mixed Hay: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 47620 135.00
STRAW: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 30660 115.00
3x3 42490 110.00
3x4 47280 115.00
lgrd 50220 107.50
CORNSTALKS:4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47460 62.50
lgrd 49640 60.00
lgrd 50100 60.00
lgrd 49080 55.00
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for 5 minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guys replies, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
12-31-2018 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: December 31, 2018 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday, December 31, 2018
18 loads.
We had a light test today on a light sale. Quality was average. There was decent buyer interest.
We, at the Rock Valley Hay Auction, would like to thank all of our customers for your continued support throughout 2018 and we look forward to serving you in 2019. We wish you and yours a Happy New Year!
Mixed Hay: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38360 150.00
STRAW: 0
CORNSTALKS:4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51880 55.00
lgrd 48520 52.50
lgrd 49440 52.50
lgrd 49340 52.50
Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, make sure that you raise your left leg. That way you start off the New Year on the right foot.
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Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop: Yeah, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.
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The officer said, “You’re staggering.”
I said “You’re quite handsome yourself.”
We just laughed and laughed... I need bail money.
Monday, December 31, 2018
18 loads.
We had a light test today on a light sale. Quality was average. There was decent buyer interest.
We, at the Rock Valley Hay Auction, would like to thank all of our customers for your continued support throughout 2018 and we look forward to serving you in 2019. We wish you and yours a Happy New Year!
Alfalfa: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 4400 160.00
lgrd 50240 150.00 1st
lgrd 52420 145.00 1st
lgrd 52300 140.00 3rd
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 39980 150.00
lgrd 54860 160.00
lgrd 56300 145.00
lgrd 50980 145.00
lgrd 48160 145.00
lgrd 51000 145.00
lgrd 50160 130.00
lgrd 43860 112.50
lgrd 27860 80.00
Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, make sure that you raise your left leg. That way you start off the New Year on the right foot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop: Yeah, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The officer said, “You’re staggering.”
I said “You’re quite handsome yourself.”
We just laughed and laughed... I need bail money.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
28 loads.
Market was called steady on a light volume today due to the storm.
WE WILL BE HAVING A SALE ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 31ST.
Cornstalks: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49180 55.00
lgrd 48900 55.00
lgrd 45180 55.00
lgrd 49440 55.00
lgrd 52440 55.00
lgrd 47520 52.50
lgrd 48100 52.50
Straw: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 42280 90.00
Mixed Hay: 0
This is a true story of a poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls out a Mayday. *Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don*t know how to fly. Help me, please, help me!* She hears a voice come over the radio saying: *This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I have had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.* She says, *I*m 5'4" and I*m in the front seat.* (pause) *Ok* says the voice on the radio....*Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven....*
Thursday, December 27, 2018
28 loads.
Market was called steady on a light volume today due to the storm.
WE WILL BE HAVING A SALE ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 31ST.
Alfalfa: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 59060 152.50 2nd
lgrd 41760 145.00
lgrd 38860 142.50
lgrd 48640 140.00 2nd
lgrd 50940 140.00 2nd
GRASS: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51100 152.50
lgrd 22840 147.50
lgrd 61960 145.00
lgrd 46880 145.00
lgrd 54780 142.50
lgrd 51840 140.00
lgrd 50260 135.00
lgrd 46260 135.00
lgrd 50480 130.00
lgrd 34660 130.00
lgrd 13180 125.00
lgrd 56720 125.00
lgrd 52620 117.50
lgrd 52020 117.50
lgrd 34760 110.00
This is a true story of a poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls out a Mayday. *Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don*t know how to fly. Help me, please, help me!* She hears a voice come over the radio saying: *This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I have had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.* She says, *I*m 5'4" and I*m in the front seat.* (pause) *Ok* says the voice on the radio....*Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven....*
Monday, December 20, 2018
80 loads.
Market was called weaker today. Quality was variable. We had a good buyer crowd, but they were not very active. We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and want to thank you all for another awesome year of patronage.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING A SALE ON MONDAY, DEC. 24. We WILL be having a sale on Monday, December 31st.
Alfalfa: 25
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 34420 132.50
3x3 40280 80.00 1st
3x4 30820 95.00
lgrd 53000 177.50 4th
lgrd 50440 167.50
lgrd 52200 162.50 4th
lgrd 59160 147.50 3rd
lgrd 42280 145.00 2nd
lgrd 50980 140.00 2nd
lgrd 48180 140.00 2nd
lgrd 41880 140.00
lgrd 59100 140.00 2nd
lgrd 60960 135.00 4th
lgrd 43180 135.00 2nd
lgrd 44040 132.50 2nd
lgrd 44620 130.00 3rd
lgrd 54720 130.00 4th
lgrd 44600 130.00 3rd
lgrd 16620 130.00 1st
lgrd 50660 125.00 2nd
lgrd 51020 125.00 2nd
lgrd 45680 120.00 2nd
lgrd 47660 112.50 1st
lgrd 51240 110.00 1st
lgrd 55140 107.50 2nd
GRASS: 35
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 2140 137.50
3x3 38800 137.50
3x3 44640 97.50
3x4 58100 140.00
lgrd 47180 167.50
lgrd 49660 167.50
lgrd 41560 160.00
lgrd 53880 150.00
lgrd 53980 150.00
lgrd 54260 150.00
lgrd 21120 145.00
lgrd 47480 145.00
lgrd 51840 142.50
lgrd 49080 140.00
lgrd 24720 137.50
lgrd 52020 135.00
lgrd 53060 135.00
lgrd 46220 132.50
lgrd 50580 132.50
lgrd 51040 130.00
lgrd 51080 127.50
lgrd 57840 125.00
lgrd 47780 125.00
lgrd 42040 122.50
lgrd 54080 122.50
lgrd 53780 120.00
lgrd 53540 120.00
lgrd 49560 120.00
lgrd 9000 120.00
lgrd 53940 120.00
lgrd 34360 115.00
lgrd 53780 110.00
lgrd 33120 110.00
lgrd 30040 100.00
lgrd 34720 75.00
- A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
Monday, December 20, 2018
80 loads.
Market was called weaker today. Quality was variable. We had a good buyer crowd, but they were not very active. We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and want to thank you all for another awesome year of patronage.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING A SALE ON MONDAY, DEC. 24. We WILL be having a sale on Monday, December 31st.
STRAW: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 31580 130.00
3x3 40290 120.00
3x4 45820 117.50
lgrd 41800 115.00
lgrd 41320 112.50
lgrd 50520 92.50
lgrd 52980 92.50
lgrd 42280 90.00
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 13100 125.00
lgrd 49560 110.00
lgrd 19940 105.00
CORNSTALKS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 21940 65.00
lgrd 37400 62.50
lgrd 15720 60.00
lgrd 46360 55.00
lgrd 48160 55.00
lgrd 46760 52.50
lgrd 46560 52.50
lgrd 46720 52.50
lgrd 46820 52.50
- A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
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