Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday January 13, 2025

28 Loads
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The market was steady on a light test. It was a cold sale today. Consumption is increasing due to colder weather which may be spurring increased demand. Auctions every Monday and Thursday at 12:30 pm.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   50460 115.00 WHEAT

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  31140  65.00

lgrd  32080  65.00

lgrd  31120  65.00

lgrd  50460  65.00

lgrd  50500  65.00

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I was sitting in a bar one day & two large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So, I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So, I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday January 13, 2025

28 Loads
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The market was steady on a light test. It was a cold sale today. Consumption is increasing due to colder weather which may be spurring increased demand. Auctions every Monday and Thursday at 12:30 pm.

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------ALFALFA-12------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   50900 145.00 2nd

3x3   45560 112.50 2nd

3x4   45300 105.00 2nd

lgrd  69800 137.50   

lgrd  43120 120.00 2nd

lgrd  54400 120.00 2nd

lgrd  50840 117.50 1st

lgrd  52280 117.50 3rd

lgrd  50860 115.00 2nd

lgrd  41060  95.00 1st

lgrd  48850  92.50   

lgrd  44840  87.50  

 

-------GRASS-10-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   56220 110.00   

3x4   64840 110.00   

lgrd  59320 120.00   

lgrd  48340 120.00   

lgrd  51680 117.50   

lgrd  48360 102.50   

lgrd  48360  95.00   

lgrd  35240  95.00   

lgrd  34180  90.00 2nd

lgrd  46520  87.50   

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I was sitting in a bar one day & two large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So, I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So, I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday January 9, 2025

71 Loads
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Today we had our first “more normal” size auction for the year. The market remained steady throughout the sale. The quality was better today and the market reflects that. The buyers showed more interest than previous auctions. Auctions every Monday and Thursday at 12:30 pm.
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-----CORNSTALKS-3-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  31000  70.00

lgrd  30080  70.00

lgrd  30680  70.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  62780  95.00   

lgrd  41680  95.00   

lgrd  54680  72.50 OAT   

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   45960 105.00 WHEAT

lgrd  35640 130.00

lgrd  44660 125.00 WHEAT

lgrd  44800 110.00 WHEAT

lgrd  33860  95.00 WHEAT

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Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning!
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday January 9, 2025

71 Loads
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Today we had our first “more normal” size auction for the year. The market remained steady throughout the sale. The quality was better today and the market reflects that. The buyers showed more interest than previous auctions. Auctions every Monday and Thursday at 12:30 pm.
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------ALFALFA-22------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   50700 140.00 2nd

3x3   42520 127.50 1st

3x3   42800 127.50 1st

3x3   49440 112.50 1st

3x4   63280 110.00 3rd

3x4   57600 110.00 3rd

lgrd  47780 132.50 2nd

lgrd  57300 132.50 2nd

lgrd  52460 125.00 3rd

lgrd  23380 120.00 2nd

lgrd  49920 115.00 2nd

lgrd  53620 115.00 3rd

lgrd  49300 115.00 2nd

lgrd  53680 115.00 3rd

lgrd  49360 112.50 2nd

lgrd  52400 105.00 1st

lgrd  47920 105.00   

lgrd  25540 105.00 1st

lgrd  50400  97.50   

lgrd  42840  95.00   

lgrd  37560  95.00 3rd

lgrd  51800  92.50   

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   42200 120.00   

lgrd  49240 145.00 2nd

lgrd  50800 142.50   

lgrd  49180 137.50 2nd

lgrd  53320 125.00   

lgrd  17560 125.00   

lgrd  57180 125.00   

lgrd  28460 125.00 1st

lgrd  58980 122.50   

lgrd  51440 122.50   

lgrd  58040 115.00   

lgrd  42280 115.00   

lgrd  51100 112.50   

lgrd  48280 107.50   

lgrd  53500 107.50   

lgrd  45940 105.00 1st  

lgrd  34680 105.00   

lgrd  36520 105.00   

lgrd  45640 105.00 1st   

lgrd  39880 105.00 1st

lgrd  35100 105.00   

lgrd  48620 105.00   

lgrd  44160 102.50   

lgrd  57360 100.00   

lgrd  51860 100.00   

lgrd  50160 100.00   

lgrd  35640  97.50   

lgrd  46500  97.50   

lgrd  45880  97.50 1st   

lgrd  14040  95.00 2nd

lgrd  18720  95.00   

lgrd  48840  95.00   

lgrd  49540  95.00   

lgrd  37020  92.50   

lgrd  40120  90.00   

lgrd  49620  85.00   

lgrd  22060  85.00 OAT   

lgrd  16060  25.00   

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Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning!
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday January 6, 2025

 21 Loads
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On a very light test the market was generally weaker. Very little interest in squares today. Sales every Monday & Thursday at 12:30

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MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   43360  85.00 2nd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  32340  60.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   46460 110.00 Wheat

3x4   43700  60.00 Wheat

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill."
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday January 6, 2025

 21 Loads
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On a very light test the market was generally weaker. Very little interest in squares today. Sales every Monday & Thursday at 12:30

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------ALFALFA-5-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd   1540 110.00 1st

lgrd  45080 102.50 2nd

lgrd  46400 100.00 2nd

lgrd  49100 100.00 1st

lgrd  50200  97.50 3rd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   47140  77.50 2nd

3x4   64080  72.50   

lgrd  49780 145.00 2nd

lgrd  48340 115.00   

lgrd  60300 100.00   

lgrd  47540  95.00 1st

lgrd  43740  95.00   

lgrd  53220  87.50   

lgrd  44560  87.50   

lgrd  50080  85.00   

lgrd  18620  65.00   

lgrd  49590  60.00   

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill."
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday January 2, 2025

 26 Loads
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Happy New Year everyone! Light test again today as this was our last holiday auction. The buying crowd was present but not aggressively bidding. The market was steady to weak on grass and stronger on the alfalfa. Auctions every Monday & Thursday at 12:30!

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-----CORNSTALKS-2-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  29520  60.00

lgrd  31420  60.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   48420 122.50 Wheat

 

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What’s the worst part about jogging on New Year’s Eve?  The ice falling out of your drink!
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday January 2, 2025

 26 Loads
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Happy New Year everyone! Light test again today as this was our last holiday auction. The buying crowd was present but not aggressively bidding. The market was steady to weak on grass and stronger on the alfalfa. Auctions every Monday & Thursday at 12:30!

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   50320 130.00 1st

3x4   57300 115.00 3rd

3x4   63440 115.00 3rd

lgrd  54020 120.00 3rd

lgrd  42780 117.50 3rd

lgrd  55440 112.50 3rd

lgrd  51000  90.00 3rd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   45600  90.00   

lgrd  37380 145.00 3rd

lgrd  54300 140.00   

lgrd  54400 140.00   

lgrd  52020 140.00

lgrd 52240  140.00   

lgrd  42880 120.00   

lgrd  17440 112.50   

lgrd  52760 110.00   

lgrd  60080 110.00   

lgrd  50600  95.00   

lgrd  56600  90.00   

lgrd  61340  90.00   

lgrd  37200  77.50 2nd

lgrd  59420  62.50   

lgrd  16020  25.00

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What’s the worst part about jogging on New Year’s Eve?  The ice falling out of your drink!
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Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday December 30, 2024

 19 Loads
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Today with the rain coming down we had a very small auction. Not enough to test any category except grass, which was lower. Have a Happy New Year & that 2025 will be an exceptional year for you!
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MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  12620  95.00 1st

lgrd  42660  85.00 1st


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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   47280  92.50

lgrd  42680  65.00 OATS & RYE

-----CORNSTALKS-1-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  29820  52.50

 

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Two hillbillies were out to eat talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute it appears that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her & says ‘kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no! The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts her dress and yanks down her drawers & gives her a right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, & the obstruction flies out of her mouth as she begins to breathe again! The hillbilly walks slowly back to his table & his partner says ‘ya know I’d heerd of that there ‘hide lick maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it before!!
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