Thursday April 1, 2021

78 Loads

Alfalfa and grass sold steady to slightly stronger than last Monday and Thursdays sales.  Quality was decent.   Buyer attendance was pretty good.  Bedding was weaker.  Limited interest in straw.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   47940 127.50   

lgrd  48380 120.00   

lgrd  46680 100.00-2nd

  

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   42140  17.50

3x4   49820  15.00

lgrd  36580  70.00

lgrd  39060  70.00

lgrd  27980  42.50

 

-----CORNSTALKS-8-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  48270  35.00

lgrd  47880  35.00

lgrd  44260  35.00

lgrd  47300  35.00

lgrd  53380  32.50

lgrd   9900  32.50

lgrd  38220  30.00

lgrd  36880  27.50

 

**An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says “seven points!” His wife rolls over and says, “What the world was that?” He replies “fart football.” A few minutes later his wife lets one rip and says “Touchdown… tie score.” Five minutes later the old man lets on go and says “Aha! I’m ahead. 14 to 7” Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another and ties the score. A few seconds later she lets out a little squeaker. “Field goal. I lead 17-14”Now the pressure is on for the old man. Refusing to be beat by a woman, he strains real hard. He gives it everything he’s got and accidently pooped the bed. The wife says “What the heck was that?!” The old man said “Half time. Switch sides.”

Thursday April 1, 2021

78 Loads

Alfalfa and grass sold steady to slightly stronger than last Monday and Thursdays sales.  Quality was decent.   Buyer attendance was pretty good.  Bedding was weaker.  Limited interest in straw.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

------ALFALFA-28------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   46720 180.00 3rd

3x3   46920 160.00 4th

3x4   52500 180.00 3rd

3x4   47880 130.00   

3x4   41280 127.50   

3x4   47660 122.50   

lgrd  41880 155.00 2nd

lgrd  45880 150.00 2nd

lgrd  46300 145.00 2nd

lgrd  51900 145.00 3rd

lgrd  54620 142.50   

lgrd  52880 135.00 2nd

lgrd  44660 135.00 4th

lgrd  41900 135.00 2nd

lgrd  51120 132.50 3rd

lgrd  51640 127.50 2nd

lgrd  52380 125.00 2nd

lgrd  46760 125.00   

lgrd  52200 125.00 2nd

lgrd  54500 125.00   

lgrd  46120 125.00 1st

lgrd  48040 122.50   

lgrd  40420 122.50 3rd

lgrd  55960 122.50   

lgrd  59140 120.00   

lgrd  57540 115.00 4th

lgrd  42500 100.00 4th

smsq   5820 162.50 3rd

  

-------GRASS-34-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   52120 112.50   

3x3   42080 100.00   

lgrd  47460 147.50-2nd   

lgrd   1500 145.00   

lgrd  54240 132.50   

lgrd  53540 127.50   

lgrd  49200 122.50   

lgrd  47920 120.00   

lgrd  46900 120.00   

lgrd  56120 117.50   

lgrd   5560 115.00   

lgrd  25480 115.00 1st

lgrd  54260 110.00   

lgrd  55080 110.00   

lgrd  47700 107.50   

lgrd  55100 105.00   

lgrd  44660 105.00   

lgrd  44020 100.00   

lgrd  38980  97.50   

lgrd  40820  97.50   

lgrd  11980  95.00   

lgrd  52260  95.00   

lgrd  54120  95.00   

lgrd  48140  95.00   

lgrd  44720  90.00   

lgrd  48940  90.00   

lgrd  45320  87.50   

lgrd  12380  87.50   

lgrd  44540  85.00   

lgrd  45020  85.00   

lgrd  18620  75.00-new   

lgrd   5060  72.50   

lgrd  41960  30.00-millet

smsq   3380 145.00   

**An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says “seven points!” His wife rolls over and says, “What the world was that?” He replies “fart football.” A few minutes later his wife lets one rip and says “Touchdown… tie score.” Five minutes later the old man lets on go and says “Aha! I’m ahead. 14 to 7” Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another and ties the score. A few seconds later she lets out a little squeaker. “Field goal. I lead 17-14”Now the pressure is on for the old man. Refusing to be beat by a woman, he strains real hard. He gives it everything he’s got and accidently pooped the bed. The wife says “What the heck was that?!” The old man said “Half time. Switch sides.”

Monday March 29, 2021

25 Loads

Market was generally lower today.  Buying crowd was fair but not a lot of motivation.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

 

  

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   51340  37.50

lgrd  40380  50.00

 

-----CORNSTALKS-2-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50020  42.50

lgrd  51180  40.00

**Teacher:  “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”  Johnny:  “Seven.”  Teacher:  “No, listen carefully…If I gave you two cats and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny: “Seven.”  Teacher:  “Let me put it to you differently.  If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny: “Six.”  Teacher: “Good.  Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny:  “Seven!”  Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”  Johnny:  “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Monday March 29, 2021

25 Loads

Market was generally lower today.  Buying crowd was fair but not a lot of motivation.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

------ALFALFA-8------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   46260  70.00   

lgrd  51780 130.00   

lgrd  45520 120.00   

lgrd  46740 120.00 4th

lgrd  45380 110.00 2nd

lgrd  54180 105.00 1st

lgrd  34360 105.00 3rd

lgrd  48490 105.00 1st

  

-------GRASS-13-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   40200  80.00-rye,alf,oat   

lgrd  51080 120.00   

lgrd  52280 115.00   

lgrd  44300 112.50   

lgrd  45720 112.50   

lgrd  55160 107.50   

lgrd  45100 105.00   

lgrd  29980 105.00   

lgrd  49360 100.00   

lgrd  40560  82.50   

lgrd  45760  80.00   

lgrd  46640  77.50   

lgrd  43280  75.00 

**Teacher:  “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”  Johnny:  “Seven.”  Teacher:  “No, listen carefully…If I gave you two cats and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny: “Seven.”  Teacher:  “Let me put it to you differently.  If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny: “Six.”  Teacher: “Good.  Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”  Johnny:  “Seven!”  Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”  Johnny:  “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Thursday March 25, 2021

45 Loads

Market was lower today with not much buyer interest.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

------ALFALFA-18------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   48320 135.00   

3x4   44900 117.50 1st

3x4   44200  60.00   

3x4   46260  50.00   

lgrd  32020 145.00   

lgrd  53260 140.00   

lgrd  58460 140.00 2nd

lgrd  64200 140.00 4th

lgrd  51080 137.50 3rd

lgrd  53780 125.00 2nd

lgrd  43400 122.50   

lgrd  41080 120.00 2nd

lgrd  51180 117.50 4th

lgrd  10660 115.00 1st

lgrd  52780 110.00 2nd

lgrd  56040 107.50 1st

lgrd  51020 100.00 2nd

lgrd              110.00

  

-------GRASS-16-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   45000  45.00-oat   

lgrd  25000 140.00   

lgrd  54460 135.00   

lgrd  21020 125.00   

lgrd  57300 125.00   

lgrd  52360 125.00   

lgrd   6520 120.00   

lgrd  35000 105.00   

lgrd  51060  90.00   

lgrd  55410  90.00   

lgrd  46360  85.00   

lgrd  47160  85.00   

lgrd  12540  80.00   

lgrd  39820  62.50   

lgrd  12660  50.00   

smsq   3500 180.00   

**Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.  Tim, a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”  “Manure,” Farmer Evans replied.  “What are you going to do with it? “ asked Tim.  “Put it on my strawberries,” answered the farmer.  Tim replied, “You ought to come eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.”

Thursday March 25, 2021

45 Loads

Market was lower today with not much buyer interest.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

4x4sq  59060 122.50   

3x4   52360 105.00   

lgrd  53720 145.00   

  

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  37940  72.50

lgrd  38440  70.00-wheat

lgrd  40580  67.50

 

 

-----CORNSTALKS-5-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  40380  40.00

lgrd  50780  37.50

lgrd  51320  37.50

lgrd  38780  35.00

lgrd  11900  32.50

**Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.  Tim, a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”  “Manure,” Farmer Evans replied.  “What are you going to do with it? “ asked Tim.  “Put it on my strawberries,” answered the farmer.  Tim replied, “You ought to come eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.”

Monday March 22, 2021

 30 Loads

Market was mostly steady for today’s sale.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

--------Mixed-2--------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

4x4sq           127.50

lgrd                 42.50-barley & rye

  

--------STRAW-1-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  38600  80.00

 

-----CORNSTALKS-2-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50500  32.50

lgrd  50500  32.50

**An elderly couple go to Burger King where they carefully split a burger and fries.  A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.  “It’s alright,” says the husband.  “We share everything.”  A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn’t taken a bite.  “I really wouldn’t mind buying her her own meal,” he insists.  “She’ll eat,” the husband assures him.  “We share everything.”  Unconvinced, the trucker asks the wife, “Why won’t you eat?”  The wife snaps, “Because I’m waiting for the teeth!”

Monday March 22, 2021

 30 Loads

Market was mostly steady for today’s sale.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

------ALFALFA-6-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   48680 127.50 1st

lgrd  64160 167.50 4th

lgrd  47120 162.50   

lgrd  52340 147.50 3rd

lgrd  41980 137.50 2nd

lgrd  51540 132.50 2nd-new

  

-------GRASS-19-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   20600  90.00-millet   

3x3   30900  90.00-millet   

lgrd  48180 125.00   

lgrd  45900 115.00   

lgrd  58540 115.00   

lgrd  44820 102.50   

lgrd  36540  82.50   

lgrd  42540  82.50   

lgrd  45060  82.50   

lgrd  19240  75.00   

lgrd   1560  75.00   

lgrd  46220  70.00   

lgrd  39880  67.50   

lgrd  43260  62.50   

lgrd               65.00

lgrd               62.50

lgrd               55.00

lgrd               77.50

lgrd               75.00

**An elderly couple go to Burger King where they carefully split a burger and fries.  A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.  “It’s alright,” says the husband.  “We share everything.”  A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn’t taken a bite.  “I really wouldn’t mind buying her her own meal,” he insists.  “She’ll eat,” the husband assures him.  “We share everything.”  Unconvinced, the trucker asks the wife, “Why won’t you eat?”  The wife snaps, “Because I’m waiting for the teeth!”

Thursday March 18, 2021

 45 Loads

Lighter run for the sale today, generally a little weaker, with not much buyer interest.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   53360 105.00   

lgrd  47000 145.00 2nd

  

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SIZE  BALES   $/BL

smsq     84   2.75-oat

 

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   50160  67.50

3x4   44310  60.00

3x4   54460  60.00

lgrd  10520  57.50-oat

 

-----CORNSTALKS-8-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  34520  40.00

lgrd  54700  37.50

lgrd  54620  37.50

lgrd  52640  35.00

lgrd  52080  35.00

lgrd  37540  35.00

lgrd  43660  35.00

lgrd  39380  32.50

**So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her that it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, “Well I knew that, but what type of service?”  I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands and being super friendly. She said, well what is BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said, Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he’s been trained to lick my butt clean because I can’t seem to find any toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.