Monday February 24, 2020
26 Loads
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47120 57.50
lgrd 46860 57.50
lgrd 41920 55.00
lgrd 49360 55.00
lgrd 45960 55.00
lgrd 47100 55.00
lgrd 44900 55.00
lgrd 45940 55.00
** Jed goes into a public restroom and he’s barely sat down in the cubicle when he hears a voice say, “Hi, how are you?” Feeling a little embarrassed Jed says politely, “Well, I guess I’m doing fine thank you!” The voice then responds, “So what are you up to?” Jed is even more embarrassed but once again he responds politely, “Well just like you I’m sitting here trying to get a load off my mind.” He then hears the voice say, “Hey, can I come over?” Jed is now extremely embarrassed and starting to get slightly irritated too, so he snaps back, “Look, surely you understand I’m a bit busy right now!” At this point he hears the voice say, “Jane listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps responding to all my questions!”
Monday February 24, 2020
26 Loads
The market today was steady. Quality of alfalfa was poor and grass and cornstalks were steady.
------ALFALFA-5-------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51800 80.00
lgrd 54920 105.00 1st
lgrd 46220 102.50 2nd
lgrd 51000 75.00 3rd
lgrd 42900 70.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 52000 117.50
lgrd 10560 115.00
lgrd 46980 115.00
lgrd 55000 115.00
lgrd 54280 112.50
lgrd 47860 100.00
lgrd 47440 100.00
lgrd 48300 100.00
lgrd 18280 92.50
lgrd 56200 55.00-Oat
lgrd 45620 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 46100 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 46560 37.50-Sudan Grass
** Jed goes into a public restroom and he’s barely sat down in the cubicle when he hears a voice say, “Hi, how are you?” Feeling a little embarrassed Jed says politely, “Well, I guess I’m doing fine thank you!” The voice then responds, “So what are you up to?” Jed is even more embarrassed but once again he responds politely, “Well just like you I’m sitting here trying to get a load off my mind.” He then hears the voice say, “Hey, can I come over?” Jed is now extremely embarrassed and starting to get slightly irritated too, so he snaps back, “Look, surely you understand I’m a bit busy right now!” At this point he hears the voice say, “Jane listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps responding to all my questions!”
Thursday February 20, 2020
102 Loads
Market was mostly steady today with good buyer attendance. The quality of hay varied but was better than previous sales. There was good volume and grass and alfalfa sold steady.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 40920 150.00
lgrd 45580 150.00
lgrd 63550 125.00
lgrd 36120 107.50
lgrd 42420 85.00
lgrd 42640 75.00-30%
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 15760 90.00
3x4 44920 132.50
3x4 49580 117.50-Wheat
3x4 49420 75.00-Wheat
lgrd 45960 70.00
lgrd 43280 62.50
lgrd 10640 60.00
lgrd 56140 60.00-Oat
lgrd 10640 60.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 13600 67.50
lgrd 43160 65.00
lgrd 46080 60.00
lgrd 23360 57.50
lgrd 52000 55.00
lgrd 46100 55.00
lgrd 46340 52.50
lgrd 46600 52.50
lgrd 46680 52.50
lgrd 44760 52.50
lgrd 46920 52.50
lgrd 42640 50.00
lgrd 11080 50.00
** A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming,” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,” and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick did the Trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!”…I just lost it.” “CASE DISMISSED!!”
Thursday February 20, 2020
102 Loads
Market was mostly steady today with good buyer attendance. The quality of hay varied but was better than previous sales. There was good volume and grass and alfalfa sold steady.
------ALFALFA-31------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 42300 150.00 3rd
3x3 38340 127.50
3x4 9020 135.00
3x4 48440 132.50
3x4 50100 102.50
lgrd 56120 182.50 3rd
lgrd 19000 155.00
lgrd 46640 150.00 3rd
lgrd 49600 147.50 3rd
lgrd 52620 145.00 2nd
lgrd 57900 140.00 3rd
lgrd 50460 137.50
lgrd 41680 137.50 2nd
lgrd 47380 130.00 3rd
lgrd 47400 127.50 2nd
lgrd 48720 127.50
lgrd 56720 125.00 2nd
lgrd 37520 122.50 1st
lgrd 53800 120.00 2nd
lgrd 56740 120.00 1st
lgrd 55900 120.00 3rd
lgrd 52740 110.00 1st
lgrd 39140 105.00 3rd
lgrd 43640 102.50 1st
lgrd 40980 97.50 2nd
lgrd 35220 72.50
lgrd 57740 70.00
lgrd 32840 65.00-Rye w/undergrowth
lgrd 41740 62.50 1st
lgrd 50140 62.50-Wheat Hay
lgrd 44660 62.50-Millet
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 49000 160.00
3x3 53540 130.00
3x3 46080 115.00
3x3 41320 60.00
3x4 52560 135.00
lgrd 45860 137.50
lgrd 53140 130.00
lgrd 44180 125.00
lgrd 44180 125.00
lgrd 48640 120.00
lgrd 44300 117.50
lgrd 10980 115.00
lgrd 56960 112.50
lgrd 54800 110.00
lgrd 58360 110.00
lgrd 48880 107.50
lgrd 56360 107.50
lgrd 36500 102.50
lgrd 45860 100.00
lgrd 56220 92.50
lgrd 39700 90.00
lgrd 45840 90.00
lgrd 36700 87.50
lgrd 57540 87.50
lgrd 37260 87.50
lgrd 37060 85.00
lgrd 34700 85.00
lgrd 43540 82.50-Orchard Grass
lgrd 52600 77.50-Oat
lgrd 56860 75.00
lgrd 50640 75.00
lgrd 54500 70.00
lgrd 25400 70.00
lgrd 45380 70.00
lgrd 47860 62.50
lgrd 49040 60.00
lgrd 60260 57.50-Millet
lgrd 46000 42.50
lgrd 46240 42.50-Sudan Grass
lgrd 45900 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 56920 30.00-Sudan Grass mixed w/Millet
smsq 3340 185.00
lgrd 50600 107.50
** A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming,” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,” and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick did the Trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!”…I just lost it.” “CASE DISMISSED!!”
Monday February 17, 2020
20 Loads
Today’s sale was very small with little interest from buyers and the quality of hay was fair overall.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 44260 150.00 1st
lgrd 50440 82.50
lgrd 54520 82.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 40940 110.00
** My 35-year old son and I had just finished our meal when I realized I’d left my wallet in my truck. As I headed out the door, I told the waitress what had happened. “But don’t worry, I said with a grin. “I’m leaving my son for collateral.” She looked at him. He winked at her. She turned back to me. “What else you got?”
Monday February 17, 2020
20 Loads
Today’s sale was very small with little interest from buyers and the quality of hay was fair overall.
------ALFALFA-1-------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 41720 80.00 3rd
-------GRASS-15-------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 47440 145.00-Mixed
3x3 46680 70.00-Oats
lgrd 44640 107.50
lgrd 37540 92.50
lgrd 41060 80.00
lgrd 36260 80.00
lgrd 36260 77.50
lgrd 35920 70.00
lgrd 20580 70.00
lgrd 64200 62.50
lgrd 10740 60.00
lgrd 45960 57.50-Millet
lgrd 43340 55.00-Millet
smsq 3340 125.00
lgrd 54820 87.50-Teff Grass/Oats & Peas
** My 35-year old son and I had just finished our meal when I realized I’d left my wallet in my truck. As I headed out the door, I told the waitress what had happened. “But don’t worry, I said with a grin. “I’m leaving my son for collateral.” She looked at him. He winked at her. She turned back to me. “What else you got?”
2-13-2020 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 14, 2020 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday February 13, 2020
69 Loads
Market was mostly steady today. Some areas were stronger.Quality varied. We had good buyer attendance in spite of the cold.
-----CORNSTALKS-9-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 53720 65.00
lgrd 51560 62.50
lgrd 13300 62.50
lgrd 23660 62.50
lgrd 46760 60.00
lgrd 47280 60.00
lgrd 47520 60.00
lgrd 31100 60.00
lgrd 15220 60.00
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 53140 132.50
lgrd 47120 102.50
lgrd 45420 100.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 41700 115.00
3x4 54220 135.00
3x4 62240 110.00
3x4 38380 102.50
3x4 48220 50.00
3x4 51940 50.00
lgrd 35140 105.00
Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous woman on his arm. A couple days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Just doing what you said Doc! Get a hot mama and be cherrful!” The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. What I said was; You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!”
2-13-2020 Hay Results
Thursday 2-13-2020
69 Loads
Market was mostly steady today. Some areas were stronger.Quality varied. We had good buyer attendance in spite of the cold.
2-13-2020 Alfalfa and Grass
------ALFALFA-21------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 44240 170.00
3x3 37940 125.00
lgrd 54220 175.00 4th
lgrd 64340 165.00 3rd
lgrd 35780 150.00 2nd
lgrd 54520 145.00 2nd
lgrd 56600 142.50 3rd
lgrd 60080 142.50
lgrd 57860 137.50 3rd
lgrd 43920 132.50 2nd
lgrd 52340 127.50
lgrd 51240 125.00 2nd
lgrd 39940 125.00 2nd
lgrd 50080 125.00
lgrd 51660 117.50
lgrd 50720 115.00 1st
lgrd 43980 115.00 1st
lgrd 42640 112.50 2nd
lgrd 43000 107.50 2nd
lgrd 41220 95.00 2nd
lgrd 58000 92.50
2-13-2020 Mixed Hay and Bedding
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 42780 100.00
3x4 56280 130.00
3x4 51860 105.00
3x4 53340 105.00
lgrd 49320 135.00
lgrd 55440 127.50
lgrd 54500 127.50
lgrd 28380 125.00
lgrd 52400 120.00
lgrd 43480 115.00
lgrd 47120 112.50
lgrd 57020 112.50
lgrd 55220 110.00
lgrd 51400 105.00
lgrd 47540 105.00
lgrd 21080 100.00
lgrd 46940 100.00
lgrd 42960 100.00
lgrd 52640 100.00
lgrd 43560 100.00
lgrd 55340 100.00
lgrd 50420 100.00
lgrd 47520 100.00
lgrd 50060 100.00
lgrd 46860 100.00
lgrd 55320 97.50
lgrd 54600 97.50
lgrd 57200 87.50
smsq 3260 155.00
Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous woman on his arm. A couple days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Just doing what you said Doc! Get a hot mama and be cherrful!” The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. What I said was; You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!”
Monday February 10, 2020
28 Loads
The market for today’s sale was generally steady with a lighter volume. The quality varied, generally being on the lower side, and bedding was steady.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 47600 160.00
lgrd 52220 100.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 43260 140.00
lgrd 39720 110.00
lgrd 34580 80.00
-----CORNSTALKS-5-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45660 62.50
lgrd 45530 62.50
lgrd 36940 62.50
lgrd 46080 60.00
lgrd 45500 60.00
**A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. I’d like to be eight again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!"
