Thursday September 12, 2019
70 loads.

Quality varied today and was generally lower from last week. Market was called softer this week. Buyer interest was limited. Straw sold about steady. ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: Beginning Sept 5th, the road through Hudson will be closed and you will not be able to get through that way. It will remain closed for the month of September.. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Straw: 10

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x4   38460  77.50

3x4   38480  77.50

3x4   38700  77.50

3x4   36440  77.50

3x4   38720  77.50

3x4   35160  75.00

lgrd  45340 102.50

lgrd  43400 102.50

lgrd  51120 100.00

lgrd  47820  75.00

Cornstalks: 3

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  44020  62.50

lgrd  46320  60.00

lgrd  44620  57.50

--MIXED-2—

SIZE   LBS    $/TON

3x3   46200 170.00

3x3               165.00

 

** A lawyer boarded an airplane in Miami with a box of frozen crabs and asked the stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s fridge. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in Austin, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Miami please raise your hand?” Not one hand went up… so she took them home and ate them.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday September 12, 2019
70 loads.

Quality varied today and was generally lower from last week. Market was called softer this week. Buyer interest was limited. Straw sold about steady. ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: Beginning Sept 5th, the road through Hudson will be closed and you will not be able to get through that way. It will remain closed for the month of September.. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Alfalfa: 22

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   47740 132.50 3rd

3x3   45500 130.00 3rd

3x3  49480 130.00 3rd

3x4   49980 155.00

3x4   46180 107.50 3rd

3x4   49500  75.00 1st

lgrd  41680 122.50 2nd

lgrd  37080 117.50 2nd

lgrd  37000 117.50 2nd

lgrd  21240 115.00 3rd

lgrd  51980 115.00 2nd

lgrd  38040 110.00 2nd

lgrd  46320 107.50 1st

lgrd  52960 105.00 2nd

lgrd  46220 105.00 2nd

lgrd  41120 100.00 3rd

lgrd  55340  97.50

lgrd  24380  87.50 2nd

lgrd  40640  80.00

lgrd  49640  72.50

lgrd  49600  65.00

lgrd  43500  65.00

GRASS: 33

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   4400  80.00

3x3   46780 115.00

lgrd  43540 122.50

lgrd  41060 122.50

lgrd  44740 120.00

lgrd  45580 120.00

lgrd  44380 117.50

lgrd  22990 110.00

lgrd  50720 107.50

lgrd  47480 100.00

lgrd  47000 100.00

lgrd  45680 100.00

lgrd  46640  90.00

lgrd  58460  87.50

lgrd  28180  82.50

lgrd  44260  82.50

lgrd  45900  80.00

lgrd  44140  80.00

lgrd  18420  80.00

lgrd  47060  77.50

lgrd  52400  77.50

lgrd  61220  75.00

lgrd  52240  75.00

lgrd  54580  75.00

lgrd  50180  72.50

lgrd  54420  72.50

lgrd  33200  70.00

lgrd  51640  70.00

lgrd  56940  70.00

lgrd  54240  70.00

lgrd  48120  70.00

lgrd  36740  67.50

lgrd  38520  60.00

 

** A lawyer boarded an airplane in Miami with a box of frozen crabs and asked the stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s fridge. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in Austin, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Miami please raise your hand?” Not one hand went up… so she took them home and ate them.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday September 5, 2019
63 loads.

ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: Beginning Sept 5th, the road through Hudson will be closed and you will not be able to get through that way. It will remain closed for the month of September. We had a lighter run today with a pretty good buyer crowd in attendance. Alfalfa quality was pretty good and the market on such was the same to slightly stronger from last week. We had a fair amount of grass in and the quality was up and down. The prices reflected accordingly. Straw market was lower. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Straw: 16

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   39720  70.00

3x4   35960  80.00

3x4   54120  75.00

3x4   36760  72.50

3x4   37360  72.50

3x4   35060  72.50

3x4   39180  72.50

3x4   37100  72.50

3x4   39700  70.00

3x4   37620  70.00

lgrd  45280  90.00

lgrd  44040  90.00

lgrd  41660  85.00

lgrd  46340  82.50

lgrd  38440  75.00

lgrd  40060  72.50

--CORNSTALKS-1---

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  43220  50.00

MIXED-5

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   44980 117.50

lgrd  37380  95.00

lgrd  38900  87.50

lgrd  14000  87.50

lgrd  48860  55.00

 

** A man brings his best buddy home for dinner, unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home?!” Husband: Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”

***Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday September 5, 2019
63 loads.

ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: Beginning Sept 5th, the road through Hudson will be closed and you will not be able to get through that way. It will remain closed for the month of September. We had a lighter run today with a pretty good buyer crowd in attendance. Alfalfa quality was pretty good and the market on such was the same to slightly stronger from last week. We had a fair amount of grass in and the quality was up and down. The prices reflected accordingly. Straw market was lower. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Alfalfa: 15

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   41240 127.50 2nd

3x3   41180 110.00

3x3   43580 110.00

lgrd  50280 135.00 2nd

lgrd  44220 135.00 3rd

lgrd  42080 127.50 2nd

lgrd  43580 125.00 3rd

lgrd  44600 125.00 2nd

lgrd  40060 125.00 2nd

lgrd  36920 122.50 2nd

lgrd  45280 120.00 2nd

lgrd  46660 117.50 2nd

lgrd  43680 117.50 2nd

lgrd  42820 110.00 1st

lgrd  40580  92.50 2nd

GRASS: 26

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   7260 155.00

3x4   48520 135.00

3x4   49340 125.00

3x4   44020  87.50

lgrd  42440 145.00

lgrd  42380 137.50

lgrd  54920 137.50

lgrd  42860 135.00

lgrd  44000 130.00

lgrd  43640 115.00

lgrd  56820 110.00

lgrd  58780 110.00

lgrd  33540  92.50

lgrd   52840  90.00

lgrd   4380  90.00

lgrd  51240  87.50

lgrd  44400  85.00

lgrd  43900  85.00

lgrd  48060  85.00

lgrd  47220  85.00

lgrd  19660  82.50

lgrd  30120  80.00

lgrd  24080  77.50

lgrd  50300  77.50 rye

lgrd  41220  77.50

lgrd  28860  70.00 rye

 

** A man brings his best buddy home for dinner, unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home?!” Husband: Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”

***Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday August 29, 2019
85 loads.

Alfalfa was about steady today. Grass was around $20 higher. Bedding sold steady to a little weaker. Have a safe Labor Day weekend. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Straw: 21

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   34920  80.00

3x4   49780  90.00

3x4   36280  82.50

3x4   36500  82.50

3x4   40600  80.00

3x4   38500  80.00

3x4   36780  80.00

3x4   38960  80.00

3x4   54120  77.50

3x4   39080  77.50

3x4   36240  75.00

3x4   52920  75.00 oats

3x4   35540  75.00

3x4   36920  72.50

lgrd  39640 117.50

lgrd  45120 112.50

lgrd  36060  90.00

lgrd  40060  82.50

lgrd  42020  75.00

lgrd  30240  75.00 oats

lgrd  29400  72.50 oats

Mixed: 6

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x4   52040  67.50

lgrd  58400 140.00

lgrd  44420 132.50

lgrd  49600 132.50

lgrd  21180  72.50

lgrd  44560  60.00

--CORNSTALKS-4--

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  39860  77.50

lgrd  33800  72.50

lgrd  42600  62.50

lgrd   9000  60.00

** A state trooper pulled over a man for speeding one afternoon. After the car pulled over the officer took the gentleman out of the car and told him to put his hands on the hood of his car. The trooper told the man, “Sir, the reason I stopped your vehicle is because you were going 80 miles per hour over the posted speed limit and it took me miles to catch up to you.” The man said “I’m sorry officer, but there’s a good reason why I was speeding.” The officer looked at the man and said “if you can give me one good reason why you were speeding, I will let you off with a warning.” The man began to explain, “A few years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, and when I saw you in my rearview mirror, I panicked. I thought you were bringing her back!” Laughing, the officer told the man to have a nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday August 29, 2019
85 loads.

Alfalfa was about steady today. Grass was around $20 higher. Bedding sold steady to a little weaker. Have a safe Labor Day weekend. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

 

Alfalfa: 26

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   43920  75.00

lgrd  55210 140.00 3rd

lgrd  37700 132.50

lgrd  42980 130.00 2nd

lgrd  38620 130.00 2nd

lgrd  53400 125.00 2nd

lgrd  46240 125.00 2nd

lgrd               125.00 1st

lgrd  43620 120.00 2nd

lgrd  47420 115.00 2nd

lgrd  44850 115.00 3rd

lgrd  48000 115.00 2nd

lgrd  44580 115.00 1st

lgrd  44480 115.00 2nd

lgrd  44120 115.00 2nd

lgrd  61380 115.00

lgrd  55120 112.50 2nd

lgrd  46720 112.50 1st

lgrd  52400 110.00

lgrd  53000 110.00 1st

lgrd  46760 110.00 2nd

lgrd  49540 110.00 3rd

lgrd  48640 105.00 1st

lgrd  32180 100.00

lgrd  55440  95.00 3rd

lgrd  40120  90.00 3rd

GRASS: 28

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50020 140.00

lgrd  45540 140.00

lgrd  44480 140.00

lgrd  44480 127.50

lgrd  44700 125.00

lgrd  43800 125.00

lgrd  31860 125.00

lgrd  44540 125.00

lgrd  44100 120.00

lgrd  40820 105.00

lgrd  58920 100.00

lgrd  56040 100.00

lgrd  60300  97.50

lgrd  52260  90.00

lgrd  22740  90.00

lgrd  20860  85.00

lgrd  45160  85.00

lgrd  45280  85.00

lgrd  56460  85.00

lgrd  13780  82.50

lgrd  30100  80.00

lgrd  52000  80.00

lgrd  55860  80.00

lgrd  45100  80.00

lgrd  16040  75.00

lgrd  44940  70.00

lgrd   5020  60.00

lgrd  10320  40.00

 

** A state trooper pulled over a man for speeding one afternoon. After the car pulled over the officer took the gentleman out of the car and told him to put his hands on the hood of his car. The trooper told the man, “Sir, the reason I stopped your vehicle is because you were going 80 miles per hour over the posted speed limit and it took me miles to catch up to you.” The man said “I’m sorry officer, but there’s a good reason why I was speeding.” The officer looked at the man and said “if you can give me one good reason why you were speeding, I will let you off with a warning.” The man began to explain, “A few years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, and when I saw you in my rearview mirror, I panicked. I thought you were bringing her back!” Laughing, the officer told the man to have a nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday August 22, 2019
100 loads.

Quality was lower across the board today. Market on grass was sharply lower. Mid and lower quality grass sold mostly steady to slightly lower. Top quality alfalfa was fully steady. Straw was lower today. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

Straw: 19

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   18600  80.00

3x4   47880  92.50

3x4   36500  87.50

3x4   35660  87.50

3x4   39120  87.50

3x4   34240  85.00

3x4   38500  85.00

3x4   35280  85.00

3x4   34960  82.50

3x4   35420  82.50

3x4   34040  80.00

3x4   33180  80.00

3x4   36620  77.50

3x4   36300  75.00

3x4   38140  67.50

lgrd  41700 112.50

lgrd  41320 105.00

lgrd  30500  30.00

lgrd  26180  15.00

Mixed: 3

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   44500 170.00

lgrd  36040  65.00

3x3   18180  30.00

--CORNSTALKS-3--

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  40160  72.50

lgrd  41920  50.00

lgrd  39620  40.00

 

** Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel even though the nickel is bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it. So far I’ve made $20!”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday August 22, 2019
100 loads.

Quality was lower across the board today. Market on grass was sharply lower. Mid and lower quality grass sold mostly steady to slightly lower. Top quality alfalfa was fully steady. Straw was lower today. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

Alfalfa: 37

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   48380 115.00 3rd

lgrd  49100 170.00 2nd

lgrd  50180 160.00 3rd

lgrd  51260 160.00 3rd

lgrd  45820 132.50 2nd

lgrd  46620 127.50 2nd

lgrd  46520 127.50 2nd

lgrd  45340 127.50 1st

lgrd  52700 125.00 3rd

lgrd  46200 122.50 2nd

lgrd  52940 120.00 1st

lgrd  46980 120.00 2nd

lgrd  53660 120.00 1st

lgrd  53880 120.00 2nd

lgrd  45040 120.00 2nd

lgrd  48200 120.00 1st

lgrd  44860 120.00 2nd

lgrd  47860 117.50

lgrd  53820 117.50 1st

lgrd  53640 117.50 1st

lgrd  55420 117.50 1st

lgrd  56120 117.50 1st

lgrd  44240 117.50 2nd

lgrd  47420 115.00 2nd

lgrd  43920 115.00 1st

lgrd  48820 110.00 1st

lgrd  54880 107.50 2nd

lgrd  40740 105.00 1st

lgrd  60800 100.00 2nd

lgrd  47680  87.50

lgrd  15020  85.00 2nd

lgrd  41060  82.50 3rd

lgrd  50800  82.50 2nd

lgrd  33420  77.50 1st

lgrd  35080  77.50

lgrd  54660  75.00

lgrd  16060  67.50

GRASS: 38

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   54620  75.00

3x3   53840  75.00

lgrd  49760 112.50

lgrd  43800 110.00

lgrd  45740 102.50

lgrd  55500  90.00

lgrd  52780  82.50

lgrd  50440  80.00

lgrd  51320  80.00

lgrd  36880  80.00

lgrd  42240  80.00

lgrd               77.50

lgrd  43900  72.50

lgrd  45120  72.50

lgrd  44740  72.50

lgrd  52320  72.50

lgrd  36400  70.00

lgrd  52100  70.00

lgrd  30220  70.00

lgrd  49440  70.00

lgrd  45780  70.00

lgrd  50020  70.00

lgrd  36320  70.00

lgrd  48380  70.00

lgrd  51880  67.50

lgrd  53340  65.00

lgrd  42860  65.00

lgrd  51340  65.00

lgrd  31880  65.00

lgrd  46120  65.00

lgrd  39980  60.00

lgrd  52520  60.00

lgrd  41260  55.00

lgrd  59900  55.00

lgrd  35800  52.50

lgrd  33360  52.50

lgrd  19120  40.00

lgrd  49580  40.00

 

** Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel even though the nickel is bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it. So far I’ve made $20!”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday August 15, 2019
92 loads.

Alfalfa was steady to slightly lower today on good quality. Grass was called mostly steady. Grass was off decent quality today. Bedding sold mostly steady. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

Straw: 16

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   56040 115.00

3x4   31280 102.50

3x4   35620 100.00

3x4   27720 100.00

3x4   34580 100.00

3x4   34600 100.00

3x4   49220  95.00

3x4   53720  95.00 oats

3x4   57420  82.50

3x4   51240  75.00

3x4   51740  70.00

lgrd  39340 112.50 wheat

lgrd  36820 110.00

lgrd  42660  97.50 oats

lgrd  52440  92.50

lgrd  34060  57.50 bean

Cornstalks: 5

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   7760  50.00

lgrd  38120  50.00

lgrd  43560  45.00

lgrd  46800  42.50

lgrd               40.00

 

 

** At the local church there was a large busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled as she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to find another organist. So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts and this should cause them to shrink in size. She warned Susan not to taste any of the green persimmons because they are so sour that they will make your mouth pucker up and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said, “Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.”