Thursday, November 30, 2017
87 loads

Market was about $10 off on grass and alfalfa. We had a large supply and beautiful weather today. Not as many calves coming in due to Thanksgiving calls for less demand.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.

GRASS: 49

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
smsq 5680 150.00
3x3    47300 120.00
3x3    45080 115.00
3x3    23960 112.50
lgrd    49160 137.50
lgrd    50240 135.00
lgrd    60320 132.50
lgrd    37820 130.00
lgrd    48020 127.50
lgrd    48640 127.50
lgrd    51000 127.50
lgrd    45940 125.00
lgrd    46420 125.00
lgrd    46720 125.00
lgrd    53900 125.00
lgrd    50480 125.00
lgrd    49280 125.00
lgrd                 125.00
lgrd    38440 122.50
lgrd    15280 122.50
lgrd    49560 120.00
lgrd    14480 120.00
lgrd    45660 120.00
lgrd    47900 120.00
lgrd    41960 120.00
lgrd    39660 117.50
lgrd    55900 117.50
lgrd    45780 117.50
lgrd    24560 115.00
lgrd    51360 115.00
lgrd    57640 115.00
lgrd    49160 115.00
lgrd    34700 115.00
lgrd    20780 115.00
lgrd                 115.00
lgrd    40540 112.50
lgrd    42900 112.50
lgrd    45660 112.50
lgrd    47760 112.50
lgrd    36540 112.50
lgrd    52520 112.50
lgrd    51460 110.00
lgrd    42900 110.00
lgrd    51580 110.00
lgrd    50360 110.00
lgrd    27240 110.00
lgrd    8220 107.50
lgrd    50320 100.00
lgrd    41650 92.50

My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the boat would sink, but they ignored him. However, they were warned again on several occasions, until they kicked him out of the cinema.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

Monday, November 27, 2017
65 loads.

The quality varied today. Prices were mostly steady today, with slightly weaker on the grass. There is not a lot of demand for cornstalks.

GRASS: 32

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3X3  44060 120.00
3X4  27720 120.00
Lgrd  54080 160.00
Lgrd  48840 142.50
Lgrd  49100 140.00
Lgrd  51660 140.00
Lgrd  43820 140.00
Lgrd  52140 140.00
Lgrd  49600 135.00
Lgrd  27120 135.00
Lgrd  46630 135.00
Lgrd  53620 130.00
Lgrd  56180 130.00
Lgrd  44700 127.50
Lgrd  39440 127.50
Lgrd  44380 127.50
Lgrd  48920 125.00
Lgrd  44980 125.00
Lgrd  45680 125.00
Lgrd  50700 122.50
Lgrd  35760 120.00
Lgrd  41380 120.00
Lgrd  23700 120.00
Lgrd  25960 117.50
Lgrd  47560 117.50
Lgrd  117.50
Lgrd  117.50
Lgrd  50080 117.50
Lgrd  53780 112.50
Lgrd  33060 112.50
Lgrd  50460 102.50
Lgrd  21640 95.00

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there was an ad for

Up North Bear Removers. He called them up and the man said he would be there within an hour. The bear remover arrived and got out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 ga. shotgun, and a mean-looking heavily scarred pit bull. The homeowner asked what the plan of action was.

The bear remover said. "I'm going to place the ladder up against the roof and go up there and knock the bear off with the bat. When he falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab the bear by the testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued and I will put him in the cage in the back of the van."

The homeowner asked,What is the shot gun for?
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog!

Thursday, November 20, 2017
35 loads today.

The market was called steady today.

REMEMBER: We will not be having a Thursday Sale this week due to Thanksgiving. We will resume our Regular sale schedule next week.

GRASS: 8

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
Lgrd  41220 150.00
Lgrd              142.50
Lgrd  51940 140.00
Lgrd  49340 132.50
Lgrd  35060 127.50
Lgrd  47460 125.00
Lgrd  47600 122.50
Lgrd  37720 120.00
Lgrd  23700 120.00
Lgrd  14720 120.00
Lgrd              115.00
Lgrd  29120 112.50
Oats  48760   97.50
Lgrd  7700      95.00

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was Thanksgiving and he wanted
Everyone to think that he was a chicken.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving, but couldn't find one Big enough for her family. She asked a Stockboy.
*Do these turkeys get any bigger?*
He replied, * No ma'am, yhey*re dead.*

Q. What did the turkey say to his
Computer?
A. Google, google, google

Q. What sound does a turkeys phone
Make?
A. Wing, wing! Wing, wing!

Thursday, November 16, 2017
71 loads.

Market was called steady compared to Monday*s sale. Today was the 1st day of any volume of cornstalks.

WE WILL NOT HAVE SALE NEXT THURSDAY due to spending Thanksgiving with our families.

GRASS: 8

SIZE  LBS     $/Ton
lgrd   44480 55.00
lgrd   35760 50.00
lgrd   35660 47.50
lgrd   39860 47.50
lgrd   41420 47.50
lgrd   40520 47.50
lgrd   35020 47.50
lgrd   48540 45.00
lgrd   15960 45.00

In preparation for next week Thursday
(you can thank me later)

How to prepare the turkey:
Step 1: Buy a turkey
Step 2: Have a glass of wine
Step 3: Stuff turkey
Step 4: Have a glass of wine
Step 5: Put turkey in oven
Step 6: Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Wine of glass another get
Step 9: Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Set the sable
Step 14: Grab another wottle of bine.
Step 15: Turk the carvey!

September 28, 2017
86 loads

GRASS: 33

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
       49880 105.00
3x3 57240 130.00
lgrd 52020 120.00
lgrd 48920 120.00
lgrd 49960 120.00
lgrd 52800 120.00
lgrd 13960 117.50
lgrd 50820 115.00
lgrd 46740 115.00
lgrd 20200 107.50
lgrd 46820 100.00
lgrd 52920 100.00
lgrd 24140 95.00
lgrd 43530 95.00
lgrd 47980 92.50
lgrd 36560 90.00
lgrd 49560 90.00
lgrd 12100 90.00
lgrd 59000 87.50
lgrd 52600 85.00
lgrd 32520 85.00
lgrd 13480 85.00
lgrd 45320 85.00
lgrd 37220 82.50
lgrd 54560 82.50
lgrd 51600 82.50
lgrd 45840 80.00
lgrd 44220 80.00
lgrd 32300 77.50
lgrd 46020 77.50
lgrd 44830 72.50
lgrd 4600 70.00
lgrd 14840 67.50