1-28-2019 Grass and Alfalfa
Posted: January 28, 2019 by Manager1
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Alfalfa: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 104 2.85
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 47600 170.00
lgrd 42120 115.00 2nd
lgrd 43360 112.50 1st
lgrd 44860 102.50
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 55340 140.00
lgrd 46540 135.00
lgrd 54520 130.00
lgrd 53860 130.00
lgrd 45300 127.50
lgrd 53880 125.00
lgrd 55220 117.50
lgrd 17300 112.50
lgrd 58860 102.50
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Category: Alfalfa & Grass Results
