4-1-2019 Alfalfa and Grass

Monday April 1, 2019

21 loads.

Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!

Alfalfa: 3

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   12240 185.00

lgrd  51580 177.50 1st

lgrd  53560 145.00 1st

GRASS: 11

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3    7900  40.00 –damaged

lgrd  52040 167.50

lgrd  48600 165.00

lgrd   5060 145.00

lgrd  49460 145.00

lgrd  43380 145.00

lgrd  43520 145.00

lgrd  52920 140.00

lgrd  48580 140.00

lgrd  47500 130.00

lgrd  39140 120.00

Gynecologist who became a mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “ I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.”