Alfalfa & Grass Results 11/12/26

Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday, November 12, 2026

 62 loads


Sale was a little colder today but the sunshine was nice. Market was mostly steady with the exception of a downtick in premium grass. Volume was up again as producers are finishing up fall harvest. Seeing good demand today for hay across the board even with a smaller crowd. See you next week Thursday @ 12:30. No sale the week of Thanksgiving.


 

------ALFALFA-14------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   44940 242.50   

lgrd  60840 265.00 3rd

lgrd  63060 265.00 3rd

lgrd  64300 260.00 3rd

lgrd  48160 255.00 3rd

lgrd  40240 255.00 4th

lgrd  37680 255.00 3rd

lgrd  48260 250.00 3rd

lgrd  45520 250.00 1st

lgrd  54940 250.00 3rd

lgrd  51540 250.00 2nd

lgrd  55040 232.50 4th

lgrd  48060 227.50 1st

lgrd  48060 225.00 1st

-------GRASS-34-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   49680 210.00   

3x4   50560 205.00 2nd

3x4   50880 192.50   

3x4   49480 190.00 2nd

3x4   53580 190.00 2nd

lgrd  60840 230.00   

lgrd  54760 225.00   

lgrd  48340 222.50   

lgrd  48060 210.00   

lgrd  13060 205.00   

lgrd  49460 205.00   

lgrd  65160 205.00   

lgrd  63800 205.00   

lgrd  54820 197.50   

lgrd  53420 197.50   

lgrd  31020 187.50   

lgrd  30940 185.00   

lgrd  42040 185.00   

lgrd  44100 185.00   

lgrd  49060 185.00   

lgrd  41060 182.50   

lgrd  56600 182.50   

lgrd   5060 182.50   

lgrd  53360 167.50 2nd

lgrd  47600 165.00   

lgrd  46700 162.50   

lgrd  46660 160.00   

lgrd  45300 160.00   

lgrd  44920 160.00   

lgrd  52520 157.50   

lgrd  49900 155.00   

lgrd   8780 150.00   

lgrd  22300 150.00   

lgrd  42060 140.00   

 


A bear and a rabbit are conscripted into the army.

As they're waiting for their physical checkup, the rabbit whispers to the bear, "Hey, I don't wanna go off to fight in a war. Can you just give me a light kick before we go in so that I am limping when the doctor sees me?" The bear says, "Okay, if you'll do the same for me. I don't want to go fight a war either." The rabbit agrees.

The bear discreetly gives the rabbit a kick. It lands squarely in the shin. The rabbit doesn't even have to pretend when he hobbles in to see the doctor. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Nope, the army can't use you."

The rabbit leaves elated, and, true to his word, returns to the waiting room to kick the bear as hard as he can. Unfortunately, the rabbit is a rabbit and the bear is a bear. The bear doesn't even feel it. This is followed by the rabbit spending the next fifteen minutes punching and kicking the bear with everything he's got. But at the end of that, all he has managed to acomplish is to give the bear a nosebleed.

Finally the nurse comes in to take the bear. The bear, dejected, thanks the rabbit for doing what he could and follows the nurse inside. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Nope, the army can't use you."

The bear is elated but can't help asking, "Why? Is it because of this one little nosebleed?"

"No," says the doctor. "It's because the nurse saw you getting your butt kicked by a limping rabbit."