Mixed Hay & Bedding Results 11/12/26

As they're waiting for their physical checkup, the rabbit whispers to the bear, "Hey, I don't wanna go off to fight in a war. Can you just give me a light kick before we go in so that I am limping when the doctor sees me?" The bear says, "Okay, if you'll do the same for me. I don't want to go fight a war either." The rabbit agrees.

The bear discreetly gives the rabbit a kick. It lands squarely in the shin. The rabbit doesn't even have to pretend when he hobbles in to see the doctor. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Nope, the army can't use you."

The rabbit leaves elated, and, true to his word, returns to the waiting room to kick the bear as hard as he can. Unfortunately, the rabbit is a rabbit and the bear is a bear. The bear doesn't even feel it. This is followed by the rabbit spending the next fifteen minutes punching and kicking the bear with everything he's got. But at the end of that, all he has managed to acomplish is to give the bear a nosebleed.

Finally the nurse comes in to take the bear. The bear, dejected, thanks the rabbit for doing what he could and follows the nurse inside. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Nope, the army can't use you."

The bear is elated but can't help asking, "Why? Is it because of this one little nosebleed?"

"No," says the doctor. "It's because the nurse saw you getting your butt kicked by a limping rabbit."