**Teacher- “Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?” Billy- “None, the others would fly away.” Teacher- “The answer is 4 but I like the way you think.” Billy- “I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 sucking. Which one is married?” Teacher nervously answers, “The one sucking.” Billy- “The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.”
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