ATTENTION: WE WILL BE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY AUCTIONS. WE HAVE HAY FOR SALE PRIVATE TREATY ON OUR WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE "HAY FOR SALE" TAB AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE. Rock Valley Hay Auction has been selling hay and straw for over 70 years. We sell on average 4500 loads annually. Let our experience in hay and straw marketing work for you.

Auctions are currently Thursdays @ 12:30p.m. Monday auctions are held November through April in addition to the year around Thursday sale.

Contact our office if interested or have any questions at 712-476-5541.

June 7, 2018
72 loads


Market was called weaker with etter supply available. Lots of new hay today, and most was of decent quality.

ALFALFA: 28

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
3x3   50280 152.50 new
3x3   48100 125.00 new
3x4   50940 170.00 3rd
3x4   46120 150.00 new
3x4   58260 145.00 new
lgrd   57820 157.50 4th
lgrd   51580 155.00 1st
lgrd   51220 150.00 new
lgrd   14220 147.50 new
lgrd   39680 145.00 new
lgrd   52400 140.00 new
lgrd   33720 137.50 3rd
lgrd   34340 135.00 new
lgrd   59580 130.00 new
lgrd   40560 130.00 3rd
lgrd   46640 127.50 new
lgrd   42500 127.50 new
lgrd   44720 125.00 new
lgrd   46660 125.00 3rd
lgrd   41480 125.00 new
lgrd   59620 125.00 new
lgrd   44580 125.00 new
lgrd   19980 125.00 new
lgrd   52460 120.00 new
lgrd   43560 117.50 new
lgrd   40380 110.00 1st
lgrd                105.00
lgrd   36540 95.00 3rd

GRASS: 22

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   47480 150.00 new
3x3   4900 65.00
3x4   38180 175.00
lgrd   54040 160.00 new
lgrd   51580 150.00
lgrd   59120 150.00
lgrd   49700 150.00
lgrd   48520 145.00
lgrd   23400 142.50 new
lgrd   52440 137.50
lgrd               137.50
lgrd   49900 135.00
lgrd   51720 135.00
lgrd               135.00
lgrd               132.50
lgrd   53360 127.50
lgrd   23440 125.00 new
lgrd   54280 117.50
lgrd   22940 117.50
lgrd   41090 117.50
rye   35400 115.00 new
lgrd   54940 110.00


When I was a kid, my parent*s would always say pardon my French after every swear word. I will never forget my first day of school when my teacher asked us if any of us knew French.

June 14, 2018
91 loads


Alfalfa sold lower today with old and new crop bringing about the same $. Quality was average at best. Market is transitioning into the new hay year. Grass market was lower today. $10-$20 lower on old hay. New grass was pretty well accepted. Cornstalks sold steady. Straw was a little weaker.

ALFALFA: 46

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3  56060 145.00
3x3  7580 140.00 new
3x3  49360 140.00 new
3x3  40380 140.00 new
3x3  12540 132.50 new
3x3  52660 125.00 1st
3x3  43860 125.00 1st
3x3  46980 102.50 new
3x4  46500 155.00 2nd
3x4  67200 120.00 1st
3x4  53400 115.00 3rd
lgrd  39600 140.00
lgrd  61300 140.00 new
lgrd  47160 135.00 2nd
lgrd  36360 132.50 new
lgrd  50140 130.00 new
lgrd  41420 130.00 new
lgrd  50580 130.00 1st
lgrd  36080 130.00 new
lgrd  45420 127.50 1st
lgrd  49440 127.50 new
lgrd  54560 127.50 1st
lgrd  53160 125.00 2nd
lgrd  44140 125.00 3rd
lgrd  51760 122.50 3rd
lgrd  59880 122.50 new
lgrd  52060 122.50 new
lgrd  55340 120.00 1st
lgrd  51060 120.00 new
lgrd  38300 120.00 new
lgrd  36440 120.00 new
lgrd  44900 117.50 new
lgrd  50260 117.50 new
lgrd  43520 117.50 new
lgrd  50340 115.00 new
lgrd  43800 115.00 1st
lgrd  45120 112.50 new
lgrd  32380 112.50 2nd
lgrd  22200 112.50 new
lgrd  40080 110.00 new
lgrd  51120 110.00 new
lgrd  49580 105.00 1st
lgrd  48020 105.00
lgrd  48180 87.50 new
lgrd  52500 85.00 new

baleage 51760 67.50

GRASS: 29

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   53060 162.50 new
lgrd   52340 160.00 new
lgrd   55440 145.00
lgrd   36540 135.00
lgrd   52040 135.00
lgrd   41980 130.00
lgrd   21320 130.00
lgrd   47980 130.00 new
lgrd               130.00
lgrd   46160 127.50
lgrd   42640 127.50
lgrd   48420 127.50
lgrd   53080 127.50
lgrd   42280 125.00
lgrd   15980 125.00
lgrd   47940 125.00 new
lgrd   45600 122.50
lgrd   33960 122.50
lgrd   35400 122.50
lgrd   52580 120.00
lgrd  52780 120.00
lgrd  43560 120.00
lgrd   49660 120.00
lgrd   49500 120.00
lgrd   47060 120.00
lgrd   49080 117.50
lgrd   33880 115.00
lgrd   5360 110.00 new

rye  37720 60.00


I went to the liqour store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and but it in the bicycle basket. I was about to leave, then I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home, just in case. That turned out to be a very good decision because I fell of my bicycle seven times on the way home.

June 21, 2018
44 loads


Alfalfa sold lower today, all hay was very waterlogged. Grass sold stronger with a light volume.

ALFALFA: 20

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   53180 145.00 1st
3x3   45720 135.00 1st
3x3   38740 130.00 1st
3x3   11840 120.00 4th
lgrd   45560 125.00 1st
lgrd   45960 120.00 2nd
lgrd   45800 117.50 3rd
lgrd   47980 115.00 1st
lgrd   44080 112.50 1st
lgrd   48000 107.50
lgrd   49740 107.50
lgrd   49760 105.00 1st
lgrd   51100 105.00 1st
lgrd   42280 105.00 1st
lgrd   46860 105.00 1st
lgrd   46760 102.50 1st
lgrd   49720 102.50 1st
lgrd   50720 97.50 1st
lgrd   54600 97.50 1st
lgrd   38460 92.50 1st
lgrd   57240 75.00 1st

GRASS: 11

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   55900 165.00
lgrd   20220 165.00
lgrd   29140 162.50
lgrd   29760 160.00
lgrd   43760 157.50
lgrd   52180 140.00
lgrd   41240 140.00
lgrd   27540 135.00
lgrd   54100 130.00
lgrd   48200 125.00
lgrd   43140 37.50

Why cant you take a turkey to church? Beacause they use such fowl language.
*****************************
There was this blonde who bought two new dogs. Her friend asked the name of the dogs. She replied Timex and Rolex. Her friend replied Those are the names of watches, not dogs. Helloooo!! She replied, They are watchdogs!

June 28, 2018
48 loads


Alfalfa sold steady and weak today. A lot of both alfalfa and grass hay had a lot of rain. Prices reflected being rained on. Most grass hay was new cutting.
WE WILL HAVE A SALE NEXT THURSDAY, JULY 5, AT 12:30!

ALFALFA: 23

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   54000 182.50 2nd
3x3   43440 130.00 1st
3x3   13510 115.00 new
3x3   34106 110.00 4th
3x4   11140 120.00 new
3x4   55020 95.00 3rd
lgrd   57560 125.00 new
lgrd   44360 120.00 1st
lgrd   48180 117.50 1st
lgrd   42640 115.00 1st
lgrd   20360 115.00 new
lgrd   36350 112.50 2nd
lgrd   45080 112.50 new
lgrd   54360 112.50 1st
lgrd   51680 112.50 new
lgrd   47600 110.00
lgrd   46940 110.00 new
lgrd   50960 110.00 new
lgrd   25580 110.00 1st
lgrd   10840 107.50 4th
lgrd   53640 107.50 new
lgrd   56260 105.00 new
lgrd   53320 105.00 new

GRASS: 12

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   42600 167.50
rye   59760 77.50
lgrd  52720 175.00
lgrd  57580 170.00-old
lgrd  50190 165.00
lgrd  22420 165.00
lgrd  48420 160.00
lgrd  45680 155.00
lgrd  20240 147.50
lgrd  36920 145.00
lgrd  16680 140.00
lgrd  61500 117.50


One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn*t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, *You still haven*t used the one I got you last year.* And that*s how the fight started.

June 29, 2018
106 loads


Market was called stead to lower on the alfalfa. Grass was called steady to lower on top quality. If you are interested in small square straw bales, please contact Paul 712.470.1274.

ALFALFA: 60

SIZE   BALES   $/BL  Cut
smsq 130          2.75  1st

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
smsq 3700 110.00
3x3  55400 130.00 2nd
3x3  51940 125.00 new
3x3  49120 120.00 new
3x3  49040 120.00 new
3x3  46960 117.50 new
3x3  43780 110.00 2nd
3x3  45180 102.50 2nd
3x3  52740 100.00 2nd
3x3  52060 92.50 new
3x3  45940 87.50 4th
3x3  44000 77.50 4th
3x4  51940 112.50 new
3x4  51640 90.00 new
3x4  50460 90.00 new
3x4  22480 87.50 3rd
3x4  30480 87.50 3rd
lgrd  57920 140.00 4th
lgrd  57640 120.00 2nd
lgrd  48060 115.00 1st
lgrd  49400 115.00 new
lgrd  53220 115.00 new
lgrd  33800 112.50 new
lgrd  48460 112.50 new
lgrd  53100 112.50 new
lgrd  51400 112.50 new
lgrd  50380 110.00 1st
lgrd  52940 110.00 new
lgrd  52200 110.00 new
lgrd  53780 105.00 new
lgrd  49480 105.00
lgrd  51600 102.50 new
lgrd  46860 102.50 2nd
lgrd  51680 102.50 new
lgrd  18420 100.00
lgrd  47960 100.00 new
lgrd  44380 100.00 new
lgrd  19120 97.50 new
lgrd  40240 97.50 5th
lgrd  48760 95.00 new
lgrd  58260 95.00
lgrd  25000 95.00 2nd
lgrd  45640 95.00 4th
lgrd  51000 92.50 new
lgrd  60920 92.50 new
lgrd              92.50 new
lgrd  46660 90.00 5th
lgrd  50080 90.00 new
lgrd  47940 90.00 new
lgrd  47320 90.00 new
lgrd  48920 87.50 new
lgrd  51860 87.50 3rd
lgrd              85.00
lgrd  44740 80.00 5th
lgrd  52480 80.00 new
lgrd  42140 80.00 new
lgrd  32780 77.50 2nd
lgrd  43280 77.50 2nd
lgrd              75.00

GRASS: 38

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   16730 127.50
3x4   45820 90.00
lgrd   50220 125.00
lgrd   52280 120.00 new
lgrd   52060 117.50 new
lgrd   51820 107.50 new
lgrd   20300 105.00 new
lgrd   18620 105.00
lgrd   53860 95.00 new
lgrd   47240 95.00
lgrd   21580 95.00
lgrd   53800 92.50 new
lgrd   41280 92.50
lgrd   52800 90.00
lgrd   55230 90.00
lgrd   90.00 new
lgrd   51860 90.00 new
lgrd   56360 87.50 new
lgrd   16340 85.00
lgrd   51140 85.00 new
lgrd   53540 82.50 new
lgrd   82.50 new
lgrd   57900 82.50 new
lgrd   49020 82.50
lgrd   54700 80.00 new
lgrd   58400 80.00 new
lgrd   39760 77.50 new
lgrd   48860 77.50
lgrd   45180 77.50
lgrd   55040 75.00 new
lgrd   41100 75.00
lgrd   49740 75.00
lgrd   10240 72.50 new
lgrd   42560 72.50
lgrd   48720 70.00
lgrd   47840 67.50
lgrd   11920 65.00
lgrd   40060 60.00 new


Reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman: *And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?* the reporter asked. She simply replied, *No peer pressure.*
Growing your own tomatoes is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads


Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.

Monday sales are finished until November.


CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39080 52.50
lgrd   38660 47.50
lgrd   45520 42.50
lgrd   40020 40.00
lgrd   45980 40.00
lgrd   39260 30.00

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   48460 140.00
3x3   50440 137.50
3x3   45220 132.50
lgrd   49240 117.50

STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   39790 82.50
3x4   42370 82.50
lgrd   9440 100.00


Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):

* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?

* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?

* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?

*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?

* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?

* Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads


Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.

Monday sales are finished until November.


CORNSTALKS: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   50420 35.00
lgrd   47980 32.50
lgrd   13720 25.00
lgrd   17680 25.00
lgrd   48660 20.00

MIXED: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   45140 105.00
lgrd   42460 92.50
lgrd   42420 92.50
lgrd   32620 87.50
lgrd   47940 82.50

STRAW: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   46040 60.00
3x4   44280 57.50
lgrd   42760 65.00
lgrd   41580 65.00
lgrd   57440 50.00
lgrd   38240 50.00


An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*

Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads


Quality was a little lower today. Market was a little lower on mid-quality grass and alfalfa also.


CORNSTALKS: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   54640 47.50
lgrd   44280 47.50
lgrd   39040 47.50
lgrd               45.00
lgrd               45.00
lgrd   50580 45.00
lgrd   39440 42.50

MIXED: 5

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   46640 117.50
3x3   44440 90.00
lgrd   45840 137.50
lgrd   51240 130.00
lgrd   43980 122.50

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   44400 120.00
3x4   49040 115.00
3x4   40860 67.50
3x4   44880 62.50
lgrd   27740 117.50


Boy: Dad, I want to get married

Dad: First say sorry

Boy: For what?

Dad: Say sorry

Boy: But for what? What have I done?

Dad: You say sorry first

Boy: But....What*s my fault?

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy:  But why???

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy: Ok Dad, I am sorry!

Dad: Now you are ready. Your

training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you are prepared to marry.

***************************************

Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads


Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!

CORNSTALKS: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   34520 57.50
lgrd   36400 52.50
lgrd   37980 52.50

lgrd               47.50

 

MIXED: 3

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   45460 135.00
lgrd               145.00
lgrd               130.00

STRAW: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   40080 72.50


~Knock knock.
Who*s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
~~Who*s the new heifer?
I don*t know. Never seen herbivore

Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads


Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.

CORNSTALKS: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   38580 67.50
lgrd   38120 57.50
lgrd   40140 55.00

MIXED: 3

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   44740 130.00
lgrd   49880 157.50 new
lgrd     8950 145.00 new

STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   33320 152.50
3x4   40010 87.50
lgrd   40160 130.00


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*

Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads


Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.

Monday sales are finished until November.


ALFALFA: 37

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
3x3   44340 160.00 2nd
3x3   50740 157.50 2nd
3x3   50980 157.50 2nd
3x3   11400 155.00 3rd
3x3   47700 155.00 2nd
3x3   47420 147.50 2nd
3x3   51660 147.50 4th
3x3   20640 145.00 2nd
3x3   44600 135.00
3x3   34000 132.50
3x3   58220 130.00 2nd
3x3   24880 130.00 2nd
3x4   52580 150.00 2nd
3x4   47940 135.00
lgrd   62720 160.00 2nd
lgrd   63420 160.00 4th
lgrd    53580 157.50 2nd
lgrd  50620 155.00 2nd
lgrd   55180 155.00 3rd
lgrd   52560 155.00
lgrd   44120 150.00
lgrd   55660 150.00 3rd
lgrd   56160 147.50 3rd
lgrd   46980 145.00 3rd
lgrd   48210 142.50 1st
lgrd   54300 142.50 1st
lgrd   54440 142.50 1st
lgrd   36760 142.50 3rd
lgrd   38640 142.50
lgrd   37100 142.50 1st
lgrd   54840 140.00 2nd
lgrd   43540 140.00 4th
lgrd   47300 140.00 1st
lgrd   46980 135.00
lgrd   52620 132.50
lgrd  27780 130.00 4th
lgrd   34440 127.50 1st

GRASS: 31

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 5240 215.00
3x3   50300 150.00
lgrd   52220 177.50
lgrd    46720 160.00
lgrd   54460 147.50
lgrd   50260 145.00
lgrd   31800 140.00
lgrd   46060 140.00
lgrd   20600 135.00
lgrd               135.00
lgrd   33960 132.50
lgrd   49880 132.50
lgrd   35040 130.00
lgrd   59260 130.00
lgrd   52680 130.00
lgrd   42540 127.50
lgrd   30960 117.50
lgrd   51260 117.50
lgrd   31440 117.50
lgrd                115.00
lgrd   65740 115.00
lgrd   52060 115.00
lgrd   52620 115.00
lgrd   44540 112.50
lgrd   52620 112.50
lgrd   44780 112.50
lgrd   51180 110.00
lgrd   42440 110.00
lgrd   50720 110.00
lgrd   46840 110.00
lgrd   45100 95.00
lgrd   16860 85.00
lgrd   43420 85.00


Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):

* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?

* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?

* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?

*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?

* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?

* Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads


Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.

Monday sales are finished until November.


ALFALFA: 35

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   49540 187.50 1st
3x3   50660 185.00 1st
3x3   47540 185.00 1st
3x3   46940 150.00 1st
3x3   47180 150.00 2nd
3x3   17800 135.00 4th
3x3   17320 130.00 4th
3x4   49140 180.00 5th
3x4   51300 180.00 5th
3x4   47380 165.00 3rd
3x4   50080 160.00 3rd
lgrd   53600 175.00 4th
lgrd   14000 160.00 1st
lgrd   44600 160.00
lgrd   58340 152.50 4th
lgrd   47020 152.50 1st
lgrd  56400 152.50 4th
lgrd  59480 150.00 3rd
lgrd   20400 150.00 1st
lgrd   53260 145.00 1st
lgrd   34560 140.00 2nd
lgrd               140.00 3rd
lgrd               140.00 3rd
lgrd               140.00 3rd
lgrd   45080 137.50 3rd
lgrd   53240 137.50 2nd
lgrd   57580 137.50 2nd
lgrd   43460 137.50 2nd
lgrd   59500 135.00 2nd
lgrd   47060 135.00 1st
lgrd   15600 125.00
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   44600 120.00 2nd
lgrd   48880 117.50 3rd
lgrd   39160 97.50

GRASS: 33

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 2480 130.00
3x3  49300 142.50
3x3  50160 130.00
lgrd  22240 175.00
lgrd  51980 172.50
lgrd  14840 162.50
lgrd  44680 152.50
lgrd  48000 145.00
lgrd  58040 142.50
lgrd  48940 140.00
lgrd  46640 140.00
lgrd  33960 132.50
lgrd  56540 130.00
lgrd  19240 130.00
lgrd  44620 127.50
lgrd  54060 125.00
lgrd  52240 125.00
lgrd               125.00
lgrd  46620 120.00
lgrd  40440 120.00
lgrd  57620 120.00
lgrd  32360 120.00
lgrd  47880 117.50
lgrd   35420 117.50
lgrd  32160 117.50
lgrd  53920 115.00
lgrd  6960 115.00
lgrd  57280 112.50
lgrd  42580 112.50
lgrd  19780 110.00
lgrd  52440 105.00
lgrd 7960 100.00
lgrd  18060 55.00


An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*

Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads


Quality was a little lower today. Market was a little lower on mid-quality grass and alfalfa also.


ALFALFA: 17

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x4   44840 115.00 1st
lgrd   54700 150.00 1st
lgrd   56240 142.50 3rd
lgrd   49120 142.50 2nd
lgrd   49160 140.00 3rd
lgrd   55880 140.00
lgrd   49120 140.00 3rd
lgrd   55580 140.00 3rd
lgrd   47240 137.50 3rd
lgrd   47360 130.00 3rd
lgrd   34360 125.00
lgrd   45160 125.00 1st
lgrd   54100 122.50 3rd
lgrd   60140 120.00 2nd
lgrd   54240 120.00 2nd
lgrd   46440 107.50 1st
lgrd   36820 85.00 2nd

GRASS: 25

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   51020 125.00
3x3   4560 90.00
lgrd   22880 200.00
lgrd   48360 152.50
lgrd   54560 150.00
lgrd   44160 150.00
lgrd   45760 140.00
lgrd   56180 135.00
lgrd   31480 130.00
lgrd   46460 125.00
lgrd   51580 125.00
lgrd   49200 122.50
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   46480 120.00
lgrd   47080 120.00
lgrd   45660 117.50
lgrd   45940 112.50
lgrd   34300 110.00
lgrd   14660 110.00
lgrd               107.50
lgrd   19140 105.00
lgrd   40920 105.00
lgrd   47100 90.00
lgrd   45500 90.00
lgrd   9920 70.00


Boy: Dad, I want to get married

Dad: First say sorry

Boy: For what?

Dad: Say sorry

Boy: But for what? What have I done?

Dad: You say sorry first

Boy: But....What*s my fault?

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy:  But why???

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!

Dad: You first say sorry

Boy: Ok Dad, I am sorry!

Dad: Now you are ready. Your

training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you are prepared to marry.

***************************************

Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads


Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!

ALFALFA: 21

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   56380 177.50
3x3   46680 172.50 1st
3x3   19800 165.00 2nd
3x4   46500 162.50 2nd
lgrd   48200 175.00 1st
lgrd   47240 170.00 3rd
lgrd   55520 155.00 1st
lgrd   39920 155.00 3rd
lgrd   33160 152.50 2nd
lgrd   52780 147.50 1st
lgrd   49180 145.00 2nd
lgrd   52100 145.00 1st
lgrd   67200 140.00 2nd
lgrd   48700 140.00 3rd
lgrd   62500 137.50 4th
lgrd   33610 127.50 2nd
lgrd   53140 125.00 1st
lgrd   54100 125.00 3rd
lgrd   38960 125.00 2nd
lgrd   15720 120.00 2nd
lgrd   55040 110.00 1st

GRASS: 27

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   22820 185.00
lgrd   39820 165.00
lgrd   38900 155.00
lgrd   42980 152.50
lgrd   43360 150.00
lgrd   46400 150.00
lgrd   48240 150.00
lgrd   46400 142.50
lgrd   43240 142.50
lgrd   56680 140.00
lgrd   53280 140.00
lgrd   37760 137.50
lgrd  30660 130.00
lgrd  41500 127.50
lgrd   40820 127.50
lgrd   36900 125.00
lgrd   44900 125.00
lgrd   53840 125.00
lgrd   37760 122.50
lgrd   7020 122.50
lgrd   46120 120.00
lgrd                115.00
lgrd   40060 112.50
lgrd   39180 105.00
lgrd   12600 90.00

oats     53980 30.00
wheat  53340 25.00


~Knock knock.
Who*s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
~~Who*s the new heifer?
I don*t know. Never seen herbivore

Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads


Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.

ALFALFA: 21

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3   44100 160.00
3x3   43060 160.00 3rd
3x4   54240 160.00 new
3x4   50440 157.50 new
lgrd   50560 165.00 2nd
lgrd   50200 165.00 3rd
lgrd   50220 162.50 new
lgrd   53860 157.50 new
lgrd   49340 157.50 new
lgrd   50140 155.00 2nd
lgrd   52740 155.00 1st
lgrd   52680 155.00 1st
lgrd   51600 152.50 new
lgrd   30920 150.00 2nd
lgrd   34900 150.00 2nd
lgrd   52280 147.50 2nd
lgrd   52680 142.50 1st
lgrd   48300 137.50 new
lgrd   40000 127.50
lgrd   34260 125.00 3rd
lgrd   25740 112.50

GRASS: 16

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   5600 180.00
3x4   38020 185.00
lgrd   47740 195.00
lgrd   48640 172.50
lgrd   52760 157.50
lgrd   51380 155.00
lgrd   43480 155.00
lgrd   40400 150.00
lgrd   50800 150.00
lgrd   52520 140.00
lgrd   47920 137.50
lgrd   47080 130.00
lgrd   48400 125.00
lgrd   45260 115.00
lgrd   44760 100.00


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*

Monday, April 2, 2018
20 loads


Quality was much lower today. Grass was much lower in both quality and price. Market overall was called steady. Cornstalks sold weaker.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, beans and chips, as well as steak sandwiches! Games will be held 10:30-12:00. Hay will start lining up on the street at 9:00. We hope to see you there!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


ALFALFA: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   50420 42.50
lgrd   57860 157.50
lgrd   38000 155.00 1st
lgrd   47560 150.0

oats 46540 82.50

GRASS: 11

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   31600 145.00
lgrd   49340 145.00
lgrd   5080 145.00
lgrd   20420 142.50
lgrd   43960 130.00
lgrd   38040 127.50
lgrd   44650 125.00
lgrd   54320 125.00
lgrd   40880 120.00
lgrd   37740 115.00
lgrd   28730 115.00


Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, *Fried Chicken.* She said I wasn*t funny, but she couldn*t have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so I did. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal*s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too and told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken because you can make it into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal*s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. My parents told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn*t like it when I am. I don*t understand. Today my teacher told me to tell her what famous military person I admire most. I said, *Colonel Sanders.*
Guess where I am now...

Thursday, April 5, 2018
72 loads


The alfalfa quality was pretty good today. Market sold steady to stronger. The grass market was  strong to very strong today. Quality was good. Stalks were steady to last Thursday*s sale.Today was our annual Hay Day celebration. Check out the home page of our website for contest results! www.rockvalleyhay.com
THANK YOU for helping to make this such a successful Hay Day! We thank you for your loyalty as customers and we look forward to continuing business with you in the future!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


ALFALFA: 26

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
smsq 4520 190.00 2nd
3x3   5120 200.00 2nd
3x3  44300 195.00 3rd
3x3  49600 180.00
3x3  46080 177.50 1st
3x3  56760 172.50 1st
3x3  43220 172.50 3rd
3x3  46720 165.00 4th
lgrd  47560 170.00 3rd
lgrd  48760 165.00 1st
lgrd  46080 165.00 2nd
lgrd  50100 165.00 2nd
lgrd  54260 165.00
lgrd  46040 162.50 3rd
lgrd  52460 160.00 1st
lgrd  23460 160.00 1st
lgrd  45860 155.00 1st
lgrd  46620 155.00 5th
lgrd  44120 152.50 2nd
lgrd  38440 152.50 2nd
lgrd  47260 150.00 1st
lgrd  54060 150.00 1st
lgrd  37860 145.00 4th
lgrd  46680 142.50 1st
lgrd  30480 135.00
lgrd  51780 120.00 1st

GRASS: 11

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 2500 162.50
smsq 6640 160.00
3x3  14840 187.50
3x3  47640 185.00
3x3  48360 185.00
3x3  41780 165.00
3x3  45260 160.00
3x3  48400 160.00
3x3  46680 157.50
3x3  2270 155.00
3x3  45060 140.00
3x4  53720 155.00
3x4  50500 120.00
lgrd  54420 165.00
lgrd  40240 162.50
lgrd  58260 160.00
lgrd  53460 160.00
lgrd  56100 160.00
lgrd  55340 160.00
lgrd  14960 157.50
lgrd  55920 157.50
lgrd  49420 157.50
lgrd  53440 157.50
lgrd  40340 157.50
lgrd  56360 152.50
lgrd  36100 150.00
lgrd  53140 150.00
lgrd  54540 150.00
lgrd  20780 150.00
lgrd  12740 147.50
lgrd  47600 145.00
lgrd  47320 145.00
lgrd              145.00
lgrd  46220 137.50
lgrd  5480 130.00


I need to rehome a small dog. It*s a small terrier and tends to bark alot. If you*re interested let me know and I will jump over my neighbor*s fence and get it for you.

Monday, April 9, 2018
34 loads


Light test across the board today. Market was called about steady. Check out our website homepage for results of the Hay Day winners!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Three Monday sales remaining.


ALFALFA: 3

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   48320 175.00 4th
lgrd   56680 167.50
lgrd   140.00             2nd

GRASS: 11

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   53860 160.00
lgrd   51640 150.00
lgrd   50180 147.50
lgrd   51400 145.00
rye    13940 102.50


Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: *Windows frozen, won*t open.* Husband texts back: *Gently pour lukewarm water on it, then gently tap around the edges with a
hammer.* Wife texts back 10 minutes later: *Computer*s really messed up now*

Thursday, April 12, 2018
93 loads


Alfalfa was called steady to higher. Grass was steady to lower. Cornstalks sold steady today.
WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES REMAINING!!!

ALFALFA: 32

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3    51060 177.50 1st
3x3    59440 177.50 1st
3x3    47440 175.00 1st
3x3    49020 175.00 3rd
3x3    47560 175.00 1st
3x3    51780 170.00 4th
3x3    51180 165.00 4th
3x3    53420 157.50 1st
lgrd    49520 185.00 4th
lgrd                 182.50
lgrd    50780 180.00 4th
lgrd    54820 177.50 2nd
lgrd    47400 177.50 3rd
lgrd    51100 175.00 4th
lgrd    57240 167.50 2nd
lgrd    52480 167.50 2nd
lgrd    47900 165.00 2nd
lgrd    53480 165.00
lgrd    51660 165.00 2nd
lgrd    58360 162.50 1st
lgrd    49500 162.50 2nd
lgrd    44320 160.00 2nd
lgrd    45800 160.00
lgrd    51820 157.50 4th
lgrd    41000 157.50 3rd
lgrd    53880 155.00 3rd
lgrd    54800 155.00 2nd
lgrd    52520 155.00 4th
lgrd    54420 150.00
lgrd    55440 145.00 3rd
lgrd    47900 140.00 2nd

GRASS: 42

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
smsq 5500 105.00
smsq 8040    95.00
2x3   43020 145.00
3x3   45140 155.00
3x3   38540 150.00
3x3   47640 135.00
3x3   37280 120.00
3x3   32200 117.50
3x3   50800 110.00
3x4   44640 120.00
lgrd   38520 157.50
lgrd   50920 155.00
lgrd   50720 150.00
lgrd   45980 150.00
lgrd   51280 145.00
lgrd   12020 140.00
lgrd      6340 140.00
lgrd   42880 140.00
lgrd   47380 140.00
lgrd   36720 135.00
lgrd   52360 135.00
lgrd   50580 135.00
lgrd   43380 135.00
lgrd   11180 130.00
lgrd   39240 130.00
lgrd   43890 130.00
lgrd   45480 127.50
lgrd   39200 125.00
lgrd   20760 125.00
lgrd   50040 117.50
lgrd   54280 117.50
lgrd   59200 117.50
lgrd   39420 117.50
lgrd   30500 115.00
lgrd   54360 115.00
lgrd   49880 115.00
lgrd   48780 115.00
lgrd   45200 115.00
lgrd   46660 112.50


Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop to ask for directions.

Monday, April 16, 2018
1 loads


After the April blizzard, there was not enough of anything to test. We can sure use more hay and straw.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Two Monday sales remaining.

ALFALFA: 3

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3    46700 172.50 2nd

GRASS: 10

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
lgrd    24080 155.00
lgrd    25920 150.00
lgrd    39380 145.00
lgrd    14320 145.00
lgrd    51980 142.50
lgrd    55580 140.00
lgrd    5140 130.00
lgrd    4740 130.00
lgrd    9480 130.00
lgrd    54700 125.00


A man and wife are dining in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging drinks at the bar. The wife asks her husband if he knows her? The husband replies: Yes, she's my ex-girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split 7 years ago, and hasn't been sober since.
The wife: Oh my! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long.

Thursday, Apri 19, 2018
63 load


After yet another April blizzard, the market was called pretty steady. Alfalfa quality was down a bit. We had good quality on grass. Cornstalks were called steady with a decent quantity.
WE HAVE 2 MONDAY SALESREMAINING!!!

ALFALFA: 26

SIZE    LBS   $/Ton   Cut
smsq  2400  105.00
smsq              220.00
3x3     46540 175.00
3x3     50880 170.00 2nd
3x3     58100 170.00 1st
3x3     45480 155.00 1st
3x3     47880 150.00 1st
3x3     49720 145.00 1st
3x4     47100 162.50 2nd
3x4     47900 155.00 1st
lgrd     52120 170.00 3rd
lgrd     49800 165.00 3rd
lgrd     51180 162.50 1st
lgrd     51620 157.50 2nd
lgrd     55380 157.50 2nd
lgrd     53200 157.50 3rd
lgrd     31420 157.50 3rd
lgrd     47340 155.00 3rd
lgrd     35200 155.00 2nd
lgrd     44400 155.00
lgrd     38720 152.50 3rd
lgrd     32000 142.50 3rd
lgrd     38900 140.00 2nd
lgrd     49700 140.00 1st
lgrd     47040 122.50 2nd
lgrd     38460 117.50 3rd

GRASS: 14

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3    8460   150.00
3x3    43540 147.50
3x3    50260 137.50
3x4    45920 135.00
lgrd                170.00
lgrd    53940 165.00
lgrd    20120 165.00
lgrd    50580 160.00
lgrd    54480 160.00
lgrd    47320 150.00
lgrd    55300 140.00
lgrd                 140.00
lgrd    12700 130.00
lgrd                 117.50


10 FUN FACTS
1. You can*t see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can*t count your hair.
3. You can*t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3 you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just check to see if there is a #5.
10. Share this with your friends so they can have some fun too!

Monday, April 23, 2018
34 loads


Market was called steady today on light run. Quality was down a bit today, especially on grass.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. One Monday sale remaining!!


ALFALFA: 12

SIZE    LBS   $/Ton   Cut
smsq  47760 190.00
3x3     45920 175.00 2nd
3x3     40020 167.50
3x3     56920 157.50 2nd
3x3     8000 70.00 2nd
lgrd    14140 172.50 1st
lgrd    40340 160.00 3rd
lgrd    32740 155.00 3rd
lgrd    47480 155.00 1st
lgrd   50140 147.50 2nd
lgrd    48420 145.00 3rd
lgrd    35940 100.00

GRASS: 12

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
smsq   1440 125.00
3x4    50420 110.00
lgrd    56080 177.50
lgrd    53660 150.00
lgrd    44440 122.50
lgrd    59520 120.00
lgrd    43580 120.00
lgrd    25040 112.50
oats    44800 85.00
oats    44440 85.00
millet  50120 80.00
millet  55140 75.00


The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on the highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the birds, and to everyone*s relief, it was not bird flu. The cause of death seemed to be from vehicular impact. However, during analysis, it was noted that various colors of paint on the claws and beaks of the crows. Testing of these paints found that 98% of the birds were killed by impact with motorbikes, while the other 2% were impacted by cars. The agency then hired an
Ornithological Behaviourist to determine why the percentage difference between motorcycles vs. cars. The conclusion was that when crows eat road-kill, they always have a lookout bird to warn of incoming danger. They discovered that while all the lookout birds could shout *Cah!* but not a single one could shout *Bike!*

Thursday, April 26, 2018
86 loads


The market continues strong across all classes. Bedding sold a little weaker today.
WE HAVE 1 MONDAY SALE REMAINING!!!

ALFALFA: 30

SIZE    LBS  $/Ton   Cut
smsq  4560 220.00 2nd
smsq  4820 210.00 2nd
smsq  50420 172.50 3rd
3x3     48600 210.00 1st
3x3     46440 192.50 2nd
3x3     51040 190.00 1st
3x3     42320 190.00 3rd
3x3     45620 190.00
3x3     51740 172.50 4th
baleage 5740 30.00 1st
3x4     46800 190.00 2nd
3x4     47860 190.00 2nd
3x4     50420 170.00
3x4     46220 167.50 3rd
3x4     44400 167.50 3rd
3x4     43540 167.50 3rd
lgrd    52600 180.00 2nd
lgrd    50740 175.00 2nd
lgrd    54160 170.00 2nd
lgrd    51720 167.50 1st
lgrd    47440 165.00 3rd
lgrd    53040 162.50 2nd
lgrd    49560 157.50 2nd
lgrd   54420 157.50 3rd
lgrd   55760 157.50 1st
lgrd    55000 157.50 3rd
lgrd   34480 150.00 2nd
lgrd   55020 150.00
lgrd   40000 145.00
lgrd   45920 145.00 1st
lgrd   35960 120.00

GRASS: 28

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
smsq 2700 125.00
3x3  34680 147.50
3x3  18560 145.00
3x3  57260 137.50
3x3  37660 100.00
3x4  51680 120.00
lgrd  13060 165.00
lgrd  52000 160.00
lgrd  59240 155.00
lgrd  43440 150.00
lgrd  46660 150.00
lgrd  20580 150.00
lgrd  10340 150.00
lgrd  50020 150.00
lgrd  51700 145.00
lgrd  51460 145.00
lgrd  14080 145.00
lgrd  43620 145.00
lgrd  41280 142.50
lgrd  57940 142.50
lgrd  38680 142.50
lgrd  51980 140.00
lgrd  25080 140.00
lgrd  38520 135.00
lgrd  24520 135.00
lgrd  43260 130.00
lgrd  50200 130.00


~~As you get older, you have to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, *Wow, that*s the fastest I*ve moved in years!*
~~I sent that *ancestry* site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seed and suggested that I just start over.

Monday, April 30, 2018
26 loads


Quality was much lower today. We had a lot of clean up loads, and the prices reflected the quality. Same hay sold about steady.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING ANYMORE MONDAY SALES UNTIL NOVEMBER. WE WILL CONTINUE THURSDAY SALES YEAR ROUND.

ALFALFA: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
3x3   54080 150.00 4th
3x4   49640 155.00 2nd
lgrd   49300 175.00
lgrd   54520 165.00 4th
lgrd   33500 145.00 2nd
lgrd   38440 140.00
lgrd   40960 125.00 2nd
lgrd   41420 112.50 3rd

GRASS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   14020 150.00
lgrd   10780 170.00
lgrd   40040 140.00
lgrd               130.00
lgrd   35340 120.00
oats  50960 75.00


Stuff I wonder about (Part 1):
*If money doesn*t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
* Why does round pizza come in a square box?
* What exactly is cured ham cured of?
*Why is someone *IN a movie,* but *ON tv?*
*When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean that they woke up every 2 hours?
* How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?