ATTENTION: WE WILL BE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY AUCTIONS. WE HAVE HAY FOR SALE PRIVATE TREATY ON OUR WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE "HAY FOR SALE" TAB AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE. Rock Valley Hay Auction has been selling hay and straw for over 70 years. We sell on average 4500 loads annually. Let our experience in hay and straw marketing work for you.

Auctions are currently Thursdays @ 12:30p.m. Monday auctions are held November through April in addition to the year around Thursday sale.

Contact our office if interested or have any questions at 712-476-5541.

Monday, April 2, 2018
20 loads


Quality was much lower today. Grass was much lower in both quality and price. Market overall was called steady. Cornstalks sold weaker.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, beans and chips, as well as steak sandwiches! Games will be held 10:30-12:00. Hay will start lining up on the street at 9:00. We hope to see you there!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


CORNSTALKS: 19

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   50420 42.50
lgrd   47060 40.00
lgrd   46740 40.00
lgrd   50400 40.00
lgrd   46370 37.50

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, *Fried Chicken.* She said I wasn*t funny, but she couldn*t have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so I did. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal*s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too and told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken because you can make it into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal*s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. My parents told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn*t like it when I am. I don*t understand. Today my teacher told me to tell her what famous military person I admire most. I said, *Colonel Sanders.*
Guess where I am now...

Thursday, April 5, 2018
72 loads


The alfalfa quality was pretty good today. Market sold steady to stronger. The grass market was  strong to very strong today. Quality was good. Stalks were steady to last Thursday*s sale.Today was our annual Hay Day celebration. Check out the home page of our website for contest results! www.rockvalleyhay.com
THANK YOU for helping to make this such a successful Hay Day! We thank you for your loyalty as customers and we look forward to continuing business with you in the future!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   41640 52.50
lgrd   44640 52.50
lgrd   41060 50.00
lgrd   39660 50.00
lgrd   50700 45.00
lgrd   38380 45.00

MIXED: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   49640 170.00
lgrd     6440 140.00

STRAW: 3

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
smsq 72       4.25 oats
3x4    45180 135.00
lgrd    37060 107.50


I need to rehome a small dog. It*s a small terrier and tends to bark alot. If you*re interested let me know and I will jump over my neighbor*s fence and get it for you.

Monday, April 9, 2018
34 loads


Light test across the board today. Market was called about steady. Check out our website homepage for results of the Hay Day winners!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Three Monday sales remaining.


CORNSTALKS: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   46000 52.50
lgrd   40440 50.00
lgrd   42680 50.00
lgrd   47140 47.50
lgrd   50380 47.50
lgrd   48940 47.50
lgrd   40860 47.50
lgrd   47540 45.00

MIXED: 2

SIZE   LBS     $/Ton
lgrd    51980 147.50
lgrd    49240 122.50

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   47220 105.00
3x4   54600 97.50
3x4   41260 92.50


Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: *Windows frozen, won*t open.* Husband texts back: *Gently pour lukewarm water on it, then gently tap around the edges with a
hammer.* Wife texts back 10 minutes later: *Computer*s really messed up now*

Thursday, April 12, 2018
93 loads


Alfalfa was called steady to higher. Grass was steady to lower. Cornstalks sold steady today.
WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES REMAINING!!!

CORNSTALKS: 14

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39920 55.00
lgrd   41600 52.50
lgrd   21780 52.50
lgrd   49220 52.50
lgrd   46920 52.50
lgrd   43220 52.50
lgrd   44440 52.50
lgrd   48360 52.50
lgrd   48260 52.50
lgrd   39940 52.50
lgrd   37800 52.50
lgrd   44840 50.00
lgrd   44240 50.00
lgrd   56840 47.50

MIXED: 1

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
3x3    41600 180.00

STRAW: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   11160 132.50
3x3   10340   47.50
3x4   45820 125.00
3x4   54420   50.00


Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop to ask for directions.

Monday, April 16, 2018
1 loads


After the April blizzard, there was not enough of anything to test. We can sure use more hay and straw.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Two Monday sales remaining.

CORNSTALKS: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   29820 40.00
lgrd   30920 37.50

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0

A man and wife are dining in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging drinks at the bar. The wife asks her husband if he knows her? The husband replies: Yes, she's my ex-girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split 7 years ago, and hasn't been sober since.
The wife: Oh my! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long.

Thursday, Apri 19, 2018
63 load


After yet another April blizzard, the market was called pretty steady. Alfalfa quality was down a bit. We had good quality on grass. Cornstalks were called steady with a decent quantity.
WE HAVE 2 MONDAY SALESREMAINING!!!

CORNSTALKS: 15

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   46300  57.50
lgrd   50920  55.00
lgrd   48800  52.50
lgrd   51520  52.50
lgrd   46420  52.50
lgrd   40340  52.50
lgrd   35960  50.00
lgrd   50220  50.00
lgrd   37040  50.00
lgrd   39520  50.00
lgrd   53200  50.00
lgrd   43480  50.00
lgrd   55420  50.00
lgrd   59940  37.50

lgrd   57460  37.50

MIXED: 3

SIZE   LBS      $/Ton
lgrd     46260 160.00
millet  51980 117.50
millet  53840 115.00

STRAW: 3

SIZE   BALES    $/BL
smsq  52            5.00

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3    58280 100.00
3x4    48980 112.50


10 FUN FACTS
1. You can*t see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can*t count your hair.
3. You can*t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3 you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just check to see if there is a #5.
10. Share this with your friends so they can have some fun too!

Monday, April 23, 2018
34 loads


Market was called steady today on light run. Quality was down a bit today, especially on grass.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. One Monday sale remaining!!


CORNSTALKS: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   47920 52.50
lgrd   44480 52.50
lgrd   51180 50.00
lgrd   47500 50.00
lgrd   55400 50.00
lgrd   20160 42.50
lgrd   10780 37.50

MIXED: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
3x3     53660 140.00

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3    31120 117.50
3x4    49120 80.00


The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on the highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the birds, and to everyone*s relief, it was not bird flu. The cause of death seemed to be from vehicular impact. However, during analysis, it was noted that various colors of paint on the claws and beaks of the crows. Testing of these paints found that 98% of the birds were killed by impact with motorbikes, while the other 2% were impacted by cars. The agency then hired an
Ornithological Behaviourist to determine why the percentage difference between motorcycles vs. cars. The conclusion was that when crows eat road-kill, they always have a lookout bird to warn of incoming danger. They discovered that while all the lookout birds could shout *Cah!* but not a single one could shout *Bike!*

Thursday, April 26, 2018
86 loads


The market continues strong across all classes. Bedding sold a little weaker today.
WE HAVE 1 MONDAY SALE REMAINING!!!

CORNSTALKS: 17

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   56600 45.00-bean
lgrd   44000 50.00
lgrd   41620 47.50
lgrd               47.50
lgrd               47.50
lgrd               47.50
lgrd               45.00
lgrd               45.00
lgrd               45.00
lgrd               45.00
lgrd   45240 45.00
lgrd   47480 45.00
lgrd   19720 45.00
lgrd   40980 45.00
lgrd   49600 45.00
lgrd   59960 45.00
lgrd   49100 40.00
lgrd   9160 35.00

MIXED: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   49900 170.00
3x3   49340 170.00
3x3   41840 165.00
lgrd   46480 165.00
lgrd   52480 157.50

STRAW: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   30920 117.50
3x3   33600   90.00
3x4   49920 100.00
lgrd   35760   95.00
lgrd   36220   92.50
lgrd   35240   92.50


~~As you get older, you have to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, *Wow, that*s the fastest I*ve moved in years!*
~~I sent that *ancestry* site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seed and suggested that I just start over.

Monday, April 30, 2018
26 loads


Quality was much lower today. We had a lot of clean up loads, and the prices reflected the quality. Same hay sold about steady.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING ANYMORE MONDAY SALES UNTIL NOVEMBER. WE WILL CONTINUE THURSDAY SALES YEAR ROUND.

CORNSTALKS: 10

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   42120 52.50
lgrd   44960 50.00
lgrd   48900 50.00
lgrd   52040 47.50
lgrd   50820 47.50
lgrd   50820 47.50
lgrd   36340 47.50
lgrd   48960 45.00
lgrd   41220 45.00
lgrd   49300 45.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   45380 137.50

STRAW: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   44820 77.50


Stuff I wonder about (Part 1):
*If money doesn*t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
* Why does round pizza come in a square box?
* What exactly is cured ham cured of?
*Why is someone *IN a movie,* but *ON tv?*
*When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean that they woke up every 2 hours?
* How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?

Thursday, March 1, 2018
74 loads


Market was called stronger. We had good buyer interest with moderate volume.

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


ALFALFA: 15

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
3x3   49280 165.00 4th
3x3   42260 122.50
3x4   45760 130.00
3x4   58360 122.50 3rd
lgrd   51780 145.00 2nd
lgrd   51420 137.50 2nd
lgrd   42240 137.50 3rd
lgrd   47140 135.00 4th
lgrd   39460 130.00 4th
lgrd   45680 130.00 4th
lgrd   44660 127.50 1st
lgrd   43840 125.00
lgrd   52040 122.50 2nd
lgrd   damaged 100.00
lgrd   damaged 80.00

GRASS: 26

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   11040 145.00
lgrd   44400 140.00
lgrd   52180 137.50
lgrd   40760 132.50
lgrd   44740 130.00
lgrd   39620 127.50
lgrd   50740 127.50
lgrd   47580 127.50
lgrd   45480 125.00
lgrd   44100 125.00
lgrd   45820 125.00
lgrd   49480 125.00
lgrd   44000 125.00
lgrd   50120 117.50
lgrd   53060 115.00
lgrd   42340 112.50
lgrd   40700 112.50
lgrd   49440 112.50
lgrd   53320 110.00
lgrd   12020 107.50
lgrd               102.50
lgrd   37800 107.50
lgrd   21680 105.00
lgrd   39140 102.50
lgrd   21600 102.50
lgrd   46740 90.00

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The  man at the counter asked the older boy,
*Son, how old are you?*
*Eight* the boy replied.
The man continued, *do you know what these are used for?*
The boy replied, *Not exactly, but they aren*t for me. They*re for him. He*s my brother. He*sfour. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can*t do either.*

Monday, March 5, 2018
17 loads


We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


ALFALFA: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   47700 125.00 3rd
lgrd   28980 100.00 3rd
lgrd   30260  80.00 3rd
lgrd   48800  72.50

GRASS: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   48300 135.00
lgrd   19700 122.50
lgrd   9920      95.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS): 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   48460 135.00
lgrd   36140 102.50
lgrd     7740 102.50


A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally  grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.",  as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have  the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land!  No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools,  ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....  "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

Thursday, March 8, 2018
34 loads


Grass and alfalfa were about $10-$25/ton on light volume. Conditions were very poor for loading this week due to the mud/snow/poor roads/and bales were frozen to the ground. We hope to have a better run on Mon. Coming into mud season, it will be challenging to meet the needs of the demand with the spring conditions. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


ALFALFA: 8

SIZE  BALES    $/BL   Cut
smsq 22           4.25

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
smsq 5160 135.00 4th
3x3  43100 157.50 3rd
lgrd  51440 160.00 4th
lgrd  45300 152.50 2nd
lgrd  47120 152.50 4th
lgrd               142.50
lgrd  38760 140.00 1st

GRASS: 13

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton   Cut
smsq  2520 150.00
3x4   53660 132.50
lgrd   45800 142.50
lgrd  51000 140.00
lgrd   40360 137.50
lgrd   52560 135.00
lgrd   40340 135.00
lgrd   42880 135.00
lgrd   57720 135.00
lgrd   52060 135.00
lgrd   13480 130.00
lgrd   53900 125.00
oats  46040 100.00


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
*Well,* the director said, *we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.*
*Oh, I understand,* I said. * A normal person would pick the bucket because it*s bigger than the spoon or teacup.*
*No,* the director said. * A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near to the window?*

Monday, March 12, 2018
33 loads


Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


ALFALFA: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   45340 155.00 2nd
lgrd   38020 150.00
lgrd   42080 150.00 2nd
lgrd   61760 147.50 2nd
lgrd   41040 147.50 2nd
lgrd   64040 147.50
lgrd   58100 145.00
lgrd   42680 140.00 3rd
lgrd   40760 120.00 2nd
balage 54910 67.50 1st

GRASS: 12

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton   Cut
3x3    37840 115.00
lgrd    48520 135.00
lgrd    52460 130.00
lgrd    53120 127.50
lgrd    17220 115.00
lgrd    19480 115.00
lgrd    49660 112.50
lgrd                112.50
lgrd    55780 110.00
lgrd    44740 107.50
lgrd    43820   87.50
lgrd                  87.50


At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.
*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.
*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*
*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*

Thursday, March 15, 2018
92 loads


The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


ALFALFA: 39

SIZE  LBS      $/Ton  Cut
smsq   4480  155.00 3rd
52920 155.00 4th
52940 142.50 3rd
3x3    46080 152.50 4th
3x3    51280 150.00 2nd
3x3    51240 145.00 3rd
3x3    22340 145.00 2nd
3x3    29820 142.50 2nd
3x3    52680 140.00 2nd
3x3    43120 130.00 1st
3x4    46060 145.00 4th
3x4    53700 140.00 2nd
3x4    47740 132.50 1st
lgrd    50540 157.50 2nd
lgrd    52200 155.00 2nd
lgrd    49160 155.00 2nd
lgrd    57700 152.50 2nd
lgrd    52960 147.50 2nd
lgrd    47300 145.00 1st
lgrd    38320 142.50 4th
lgrd    49680 140.00 2nd
lgrd    47880 140.00 3rd
lgrd    44680 140.00 3rd
lgrd    55880 140.00 2nd
lgrd    60220 140.00 4th
lgrd    44740 137.50 2nd
lgrd    56680 137.50 2nd
lgrd    17560 135.00
lgrd    37540 135.00 2nd
lgrd    48560 127.50 1st
lgrd    38720 127.50 3rd
lgrd    49380 127.50 2nd
lgrd    44600 127.50 2nd
lgrd    61640 125.00 2nd
lgrd    51040 125.00 3rd
lgrd    29080 122.50 4th
lgrd    30080 117.50 3rd
lgrd    58500 107.50 1st
lgrd    26760 102.50 1st

GRASS: 35

SIZE   LBS     $/Ton   Cut
smsq  6400   150.00
3x4     49820   95.00
lgrd     42880 145.00
lgrd     47880 142.50
lgrd     51960 142.50
lgrd     49100 140.00
lgrd     43020 140.00
lgrd     43360 140.00
lgrd     42700 135.00
lgrd     57640 135.00
lgrd     26700 135.00
lgrd     59780 132.50
lgrd     57180 130.00
lgrd     50900 130.00
lgrd     41240 130.00
lgrd     45120 127.50
lgrd                  127.50
lgrd     34380 125.00
lgrd     46480 122.50
lgrd     46400 122.50
lgrd     41490 120.00
lgrd     36820 120.00
lgrd     51880 120.00
lgrd     43600 117.50
lgrd     22920 117.50
lgrd     48480 115.00
lgrd     46500 112.50
lgrd     46580 112.50
lgrd     53140 110.00
lgrd     58740 110.00
lgrd     36140 110.00
lgrd     34220 105.00
lgrd     12040 97.50
lgrd     49710 92.50
lgrd     24640 87.50


An Irish priest was driving down to New York. In Connecticut, he was pulled over for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest*s breath and then he sees an empty  bottle of wine on the floor and asks, *Sir, have you been drinking?* *Only water,* the priest replied. The  trooper says, *Then why do I smell wine?*  The priest looks at the bottle and says, *Good Lord! He*s done it again!*
Happy St. Patricks Day!

Monday, March 19, 2018
24 loads


Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


ALFALFA: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
lgrd   44380 142.50
lgrd   60060 140.00 3rd
lgrd   50540 137.50 1st
lgrd   51400 137.50 1st
lgrd   55660 135.00 2nd
lgrd   45140 135.00
lgrd   46740 135.00 3rd

GRASS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
lgrd   47140 142.50
lgrd   46400 137.50
lgrd   30540 135.00
lgrd   45280 127.50
lgrd   55940 112.50
lgrd   15420 110.00


I was having trouble with my computer, so I called my 13 year old over to help me. He clicked a couple of buttons and fixed it. As he was walking back to his room, I asked him what the problem was. He said, *It was an *ID ten T* issue.* Not wanting to sound stupid, but curious in case I had the same problem again, I asked him what an ID ten T was. *Write it down* he said, so I did. ID10T.... he was never my favorite child anyway.

Thursday, March 22, 2018
63 loads


Bedding was in decent supply. Good squares sold steady. Good straw sold well, not much interest in bad straw. Stalks sold well today. Grass sold strongly with limited supply. Lower quality alfalfa sold very strong and medium to upper quality sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers,  chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


ALFALFA: 23

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
3x3   47220 147.50
3x3   19780 145.00 4th
3x3   51120 137.50 3rd
3x3   13440 102.50 3rd
3x4   46440 150.00 4th
lgrd   66140 155.00 4th
lgrd   44100 147.50 3rd
lgrd   55800 145.00 2nd
lgrd   60400 145.00 2nd
lgrd   51520 145.00 4th
lgrd   42700 145.00 4th
lgrd   58740 145.00 1st
lgrd   43420 145.00 2nd
lgrd   54840 142.50 3rd
lgrd   53860 137.50 1st
lgrd   37100 137.50
lgrd   56420 137.50 4th
lgrd   42360 135.00 3rd
lgrd   40160 130.00 3rd
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   45720 110.00 2nd
lgrd   41740 107.50 2nd
oat   47000 97.50

GRASS: 21

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton   Cut
smsq 6000 150.00
smsq 5260 140.00
smsq 5920 50.00
lgrd    50660 162.50
lgrd    45500 162.50
lgrd    43900 150.00
lgrd    41020 147.50
lgrd    47820 147.50
lgrd    50780 147.50
lgrd    50560 147.50
lgrd    50540 137.50
lgrd    53680 135.00
lgrd    49840 127.50
lgrd    47780 125.00
lgrd    44180 120.00
lgrd    48380 117.50
lgrd    41520 117.50
lgrd    48120 102.50
lgrd    42640 100.00
lgrd       5040   62.50
lgrd     45840   42.50


Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n   Elephant
Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?

Monday, March 26, 2018
16 loads


We had a light run today. Stalks sold well, and alfalfa was called steady. There was not enough grass to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD NEXT THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA:  6

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton  Cut
3x3  42560 140.00 1st
lgrd  54820 145.00 5th
lgrd  43220 142.50 2nd
lgrd  44060 142.50
lgrd  37140 137.50 2nd

lgrd  51960 130.00 2nd
GRASS: 3

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton   Cut
3x4    53700 107.50
lgrd    39040 132.50
rye     48020 92.50


A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.
*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.
*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-
*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane?  TURN THE EGGS!!*
At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*
The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.

Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads


Cornstalks were a little lower today,and straw sold steady to strong. Alfalfa sold strongly today. Grass was called very strong. We had good buyer interest and demand is tight due to ground conditions and nearing the end of the season. We are expecting good quality for hay day next Thursday. We hope to see youthere!!
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA: 15

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
3x3   46780 167.50 4th
3x3   50340 165.00 1st
3x3   47840 152.50 2nd
baleage48260 70.00 2nd
3x4   46680 160.00 4th
lgrd   51540 167.50 4th
lgrd   54480 162.50 3rd
lgrd   43080 160.00 2nd
lgrd   53400 160.00 4th
lgrd   47140 160.00 3rd
lgrd   48000 155.00 2nd
lgrd   37720 155.00 1st
lgrd   58720 152.50 1st
lgrd   37120 142.50 2nd
lgrd   55180 130.00

GRASS: 16

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton   Cut
smsq   6780 152.50
3x3    45300 142.50
3x4                147.50
lgrd    38160 175.00
lgrd    21500 165.00
lgrd    54600 160.00
lgrd    50800 155.00
lgrd    10660 155.00
lgrd    52680 152.50
lgrd    46900 150.00
lgrd    51320 150.00
lgrd    11820 145.00
lgrd                 145.00
lgrd    41880 135.00
lgrd    48940 132.50
oats    46620 82.50


A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. *Darling, oh how I*ve missed you!* The husband extends his arm stopping her from embracing him and says, *Whoa there woman! The contract was until death.*

Thursday, March 1, 2018
74 loads


Market was called stronger. We had good buyer interest with moderate volume.

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 19

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   18080 37.50
lgrd   37660 45.00
lgrd   39280 45.00
lgrd   37960 45.00
lgrd   38100 42.50
lgrd   37900 42.50
lgrd   44280 42.50
lgrd   45200 42.50
lgrd   37580 42.50
lgrd   50900 42.50
lgrd   39980 42.50
lgrd   37480 42.50
lgrd   47240 40.00
lgrd   49460 40.00
lgrd   47600 40.00
lgrd   59260 40.00
lgrd   48620 40.00
lgrd   56260 40.00
lgrd   36040 37.50

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton  Cut
3x3   54680 122.50
lgrd   45280 125.00 3rd
lgrd   15000 110.00
lgrd                102.50

STRAW: 10

SIZE   BALES   $/BL
smsq  72           3.75

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   7220 45.00
3x4   1120 110.00
3x4   3960 80.00
3x4   36140 72.50
3x4   49540 62.50
3x4   47740 62.50
3x4   41560 62.50
3x4   54220 55.00

lgrd 40580 35.00

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The  man at the counter asked the older boy,
*Son, how old are you?*
*Eight* the boy replied.
The man continued, *do you know what these are used for?*
The boy replied, *Not exactly, but they aren*t for me. They*re for him. He*s my brother. He*sfour. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can*t do either.*

Monday, March 5, 2018
17 loads


We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   41400 42.50
lgrd   39060 42.50
lgrd   36800 42.50
lgrd   40560 40.00
lgrd   40380 40.00
lgrd   34120 40.00
lgrd  17940 35.00

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally  grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.",  as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have  the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land!  No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools,  ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....  "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

Thursday, March 8, 2018
34 loads


Grass and alfalfa were about $10-$25/ton on light volume. Conditions were very poor for loading this week due to the mud/snow/poor roads/and bales were frozen to the ground. We hope to have a better run on Mon. Coming into mud season, it will be challenging to meet the needs of the demand with the spring conditions. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39260 47.50
lgrd   40460 47.50
lgrd   44260 45.00
lgrd   48440 45.00
lgrd   49860 45.00
lgrd   49560 45.00

MIXED: 5

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
smsq  1800 150.00
3x3    43680 132.50
lgrd    58500 155.00
lgrd    51040 140.00
lgrd    35660 127.50

STRAW: 2

SIZE   BALES   $/BL
smsq 100          3.50

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   30020 150.00


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
*Well,* the director said, *we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.*
*Oh, I understand,* I said. * A normal person would pick the bucket because it*s bigger than the spoon or teacup.*
*No,* the director said. * A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near to the window?*

Monday, March 12, 2018
33 loads


Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   16720 42.50
lgrd   48660 40.00
lgrd   36760 40.00
lgrd   42620 40.00
lgrd   43360 40.00
lgrd   44740 37.50
lgrd   45480 37.50

lgrd   55200 35.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
lgrd   49440 145.00

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   40120 122.50
3x4   58040 117.50


At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.
*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.
*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*
*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*

Thursday, March 15, 2018
92 loads


The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 10

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   43920 50.00
lgrd   39480 47.50
lgrd   40440 47.50
lgrd   34960 47.50
lgrd   43040 47.50
lgrd   40620 45.00
lgrd   44820 45.00
lgrd   43080 42.50
lgrd   49560 42.50
lgrd               30.00

MIXED: 2

SIZE   LBS   $/Ton
3x3   41460 145.00
3x3   48000 145.00

STRAW: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   50780 130.00
3x4   40120 117.50
3x4   44920 82.50
3x4   45420 72.50
lgrd   39600 80.00
lgrd   38740 75.00


An Irish priest was driving down to New York. In Connecticut, he was pulled over for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest*s breath and then he sees an empty  bottle of wine on the floor and asks, *Sir, have you been drinking?* *Only water,* the priest replied. The  trooper says, *Then why do I smell wine?*  The priest looks at the bottle and says, *Good Lord! He*s done it again!*
Happy St. Patricks Day!

Monday, March 19, 2018
24 loads


Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   48180 30.00
lgrd   47700 42.50
lgrd   46820 37.50
lgrd   42660 37.50
lgrd   46980 37.50
lgrd   47920 35.00
lgrd   15400 30.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
lgrd    52400 102.50

STRAW: 6

SIZE   BALES    $/BL
smsq  90            3.50

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   42160 100.00
3x4   48720 110.00


I was having trouble with my computer, so I called my 13 year old over to help me. He clicked a couple of buttons and fixed it. As he was walking back to his room, I asked him what the problem was. He said, *It was an *ID ten T* issue.* Not wanting to sound stupid, but curious in case I had the same problem again, I asked him what an ID ten T was. *Write it down* he said, so I did. ID10T.... he was never my favorite child anyway.

Thursday, March 22, 2018
63 loads


Bedding was in decent supply. Good squares sold steady. Good straw sold well, not much interest in bad straw. Stalks sold well today. Grass sold strongly with limited supply. Lower quality alfalfa sold very strong and medium to upper quality sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers,  chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.


CORNSTALKS: 9

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
millet 46140 102.50
lgrd    27960 47.50
lgrd    42980 47.50
lgrd    47120 47.50
lgrd    48980 47.50
lgrd    48180 47.50
lgrd    49720 45.00
lgrd    48080 45.00
lgrd    43080 42.50

MIXED: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
lgrd                125.00
lgrd   37280 122.50

STRAW: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   31220 112.50
3x4               120.00
3x4   51880 112.50
3x4   50640 90.00
3x4   47920 65.00
lgrd   37480 97.50
lgrd   39720 70.00
lgrd   40160 60.00


Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n   Elephant
Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?

Monday, March 26, 2018
16 loads


We had a light run today. Stalks sold well, and alfalfa was called steady. There was not enough grass to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD NEXT THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   56600 45.00-bean
3x4   52540 40.00-bean
lgrd   48180 57.50
lgrd   50880 52.50
lgrd   49640 52.50
lgrd   48940 50.00

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   40060 102.50


A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.
*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.
*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-
*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane?  TURN THE EGGS!!*
At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*
The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.

Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads


Cornstalks were a little lower today,and straw sold steady to strong. Alfalfa sold strongly today. Grass was called very strong. We had good buyer interest and demand is tight due to ground conditions and nearing the end of the season. We are expecting good quality for hay day next Thursday. We hope to see youthere!!
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

CORNSTALKS: 19

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   51300 50.00
lgrd   52260 50.00
lgrd   51240 50.00
lgrd   50240 50.00
lgrd   52320 50.00
lgrd   48420 45.00
lgrd   47300 42.50
lgrd               42.50
lgrd   50380 40.00
lgrd   36400 40.00
lgrd   48520 40.00
lgrd   44300 40.00
lgrd                37.50
lgrd   53380 37.50
lgrd   32400 37.50
lgrd   52200 37.50
lgrd   48080 37.50
lgrd   47160 37.50
lgrd   41280 37.50

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   45960 142.50
lgrd   50960 177.50
lgrd   50400 155.00
lgrd   49820 150.00

STRAW: 10

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   46700 117.50
3x3   39050 102.50
3x3   32780   90.00
3x4   47180 105.00
3x4   53240 102.50
3x4   49520   77.50
bean 41240   42.50
lgrd   41200 112.50
lgrd   39700    97.50
lgrd   39440    82.50


A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. *Darling, oh how I*ve missed you!* The husband extends his arm stopping her from embracing him and says, *Whoa there woman! The contract was until death.*

Thursday, February 1, 2018
82 loads


Grass trended a little lower today. Alfalfa was called steady. Quality was average. We had good buyer attendence today.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 12

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   33260 42.50
lgrd   33480 40.00
lgrd   44960 40.00
lgrd   34720 40.00
lgrd   45540 40.00
lgrd   36680 40.00
lgrd   40320 40.00
lgrd   38980 40.00
lgrd   25220 40.00
lgrd   34280 40.00
lgrd   34480 37.50
lgrd   10120 35.00

MIXED:  3

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   46340 105.00
lgrd   38040 127.50
lgrd   34700 127.50


Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the utter side!
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn*t chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his neighborhood!
Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all of his animals back!

Monday, February 5, 2018
23 loads


We had a light run today which is difficult to test the market. The weather was a factor and limited the buyer and seller attendance. Market was called slightly lower.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   45120 37.50
lgrd   47840 37.50

STRAW:  2

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x4   46380 100.00
3x3    barley-- 90.00


A man and a woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, *When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!* The neighbors feared him, and the man took pride in this. One evening he died at the age of 98. After the funeral, her neighbors asked the widow, *Aren*t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?* The widow said, *Let him dig! I had him buried upside down, and I know he won*t stop and ask for directions.*

Thursday, February 8, 2018
70 loads


The quality of the hay was much lower today, and the market reflected that accordingly.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 8

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   33400 47.50
lgrd   26640 40.00
lgrd   35300 40.00
lgrd   45040 40.00
lgrd   45900 40.00
lgrd   30320 40.00
lgrd   10320 37.50
lgrd   43380 37.50

STRAW:  5

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   49860 100.00
3x3   34120  90.00
3x3   45740  80.00
3x4   45800  72.50
lgrd   33300  95.00


~~Did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
~~Been married 20 years, but I still carry my wife*s picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. It comforts me knowing that if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

Monday, February 12, 2018
21 loads


There was not really enough hay here to test the market today. Cornstalks sold strongly.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   49460 47.50
lgrd   36320 45.00
lgrd   47260 45.00
lgrd   37720 42.50

MIXED: 1

SIZE     LBS   $/Ton
bailage 60440 60.00

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3    5180  42.50
3x4   57260 95.00


A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:
Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I*ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.
Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

Monday, February 15, 2018
79 loads


Market was called general steady, with quality varying greatly. Supply is beginning to tighten. Demand is moderate. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 11

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   41460 45.00
lgrd   39880 45.00
lgrd   40740 42.50
lgrd   41700 42.50
lgrd   41200 42.50
lgrd   43520 42.50
lgrd   9960 42.50
lgrd   47220 40.00
lgrd   51420 40.00
lgrd   42260 37.50
lgrd   31220 32.50

MIXED: 3

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
lgrd   41900 112.50
lgrd   16540 97.50
lgrd   44440 60.00

STRAW: 5

SIZE   BALES  $/BL
smsq  72          4.50

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x4   32100 55.00-damaged
3x4   52180 47.50-damaged
lgrd   32290 92.50
lgrd   38680 70.00


~~This weekend there was a black widow spider found in a package of grapes. Yet another reason to not be a vegetarian. You never find spiders in packages of bacon.
~~Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.

Monday, February 19, 2018
12 loads


Icy conditions made for a very small sale today. Not enough volume to test the market. Cornstalk sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

 

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 9

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   39760 50.00
lgrd   50440 45.00
lgrd   42160 45.00
lgrd   40760 45.00
lgrd   41740 45.00
lgrd   41640 45.00
lgrd   40520 45.00
lgrd   39420 45.00
lgrd   40900 35.00

MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0

"My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers!" - Pres. Jimmy Carter
Happy President*s Day!

Thursday, February 22, 2018
54 loads


Generally steady market today. We had a light supply. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.


CORNSTALKS: 17

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   42060 52.50
lgrd   43200 47.50
lgrd   37700 47.50
lgrd   42540 45.00
lgrd   37480 45.00
lgrd   35720 45.00
lgrd   45680 45.00
lgrd   41300 45.00
lgrd   44460 45.00
lgrd   41640 45.00
lgrd   45260 45.00
lgrd   45300 45.00
lgrd   57000 42.50
lgrd   49560 42.50
lgrd   14580 42.50
lgrd   53660 42.50
lgrd   11820 37.50

MIXED: 2

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   12220 130.00
lgrd               107.50

STRAW: 8

SIZE   BALES  $/BL
smsq  72         5.25

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x3   40040 80.00
3x4   49500 107.50
3x4   44760 62.50
lgrd   35960 77.50
lgrd   38800 57.50
lgrd   38420 57.50

bean  63660  32.50


~~A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, *Wow! In all my years tending bar, I*ve never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?* *Pop,* goes the weasel.
~~Q. What did the nut say as he was chasing the other nut? A. I*m a cashew!

Monday, February 26, 2018
22 loads


We had a very light test today. The market was called generally steady.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING THROUGH APRIL.

CORNSTALKS: 9

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   17980 40.00
lgrd   37600 50.00
lgrd   46720 45.00
lgrd   38260 45.00
lgrd   38060 45.00
lgrd   35300 45.00
lgrd   46720 40.00
lgrd   54320 40.00
lgrd   57340 40.00

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
lgrd   51520 100.00

STRAW: 4

SIZE  LBS   $/Ton
3x4   45480 90.00
3x4   47580 67.50
3x4   46100 65.00
3x4   50420 62.50


Last Wednesday, a passenger was in a taxi heading to the airport. She leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up on the curb and stop just inches from hitting a storefront window. For a few minutes, everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the shaking driver said, *I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me!* The badly shaken passenger  apologized to the driver and said, *I didn*t realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*
The driver replied, *No, no. I*m the one who is sorry. It*s entire my fault.  Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.*