Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday January 3, 2019

55 loads.

Quality was called pretty good. Grass sold strong today, and alfalfa was a little weaker. Straw sold a little weaker as well. Cornstalks sold strong today.

Mixed Hay: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   47620 135.00

STRAW: 4

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   30660 115.00

3x3   42490 110.00

3x4   47280 115.00

lgrd  50220 107.50

CORNSTALKS:4

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  47460  62.50

lgrd  49640  60.00

lgrd  50100  60.00

lgrd  49080  55.00

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for 5 minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guys replies, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

Monday, December 31, 2018

18 loads.

We had a light test today on a light sale. Quality was average. There was decent buyer interest.

We, at the Rock Valley Hay Auction, would like to thank all of our customers for your continued support throughout 2018 and we look forward to serving you in 2019. We wish you and yours a Happy New Year!

Mixed Hay: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  38360 150.00

STRAW: 0

CORNSTALKS:4

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  51880  55.00

lgrd  48520  52.50

lgrd  49440  52.50

lgrd  49340  52.50

Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31^st, make sure that you raise your left leg. That way you start off the New Year on the right foot.

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Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

Cop: Yeah, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

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The officer said, “You’re staggering.”

I said “You’re quite handsome yourself.”

We just laughed and laughed... I need bail money.

Thursday, December 27, 2018

28 loads.

Market was called steady on a light volume today due to the storm.

WE WILL BE HAVING A SALE ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 31^ST.

Cornstalks: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON

lgrd  49180  55.00

lgrd  48900  55.00

lgrd  45180  55.00

lgrd  49440  55.00

lgrd  52440  55.00

lgrd  47520  52.50

lgrd  48100  52.50

Straw: 1

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  42280  90.00

Mixed Hay: 0

This is a true story of a poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls out a Mayday. *Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don*t know how to fly. Help me, please, help me!* She hears a voice come over the radio saying: *This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I have had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.* She says, *I*m 5'4" and I*m in the front seat.* (pause) *Ok* says the voice on the radio....*Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven....*