Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday January 10, 2019

79 loads.

Market was called mostly steady today. Stalks sold strong. We had good buyer interest, with a good amount of hay available. Quality varied today.

Alfalfa: 27

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   48520 170.00 3^rd

Lgrd  21460 170.00

lgrd  41000 170.00 4th

lgrd  44260 165.00 4th

lgrd  41480 165.00

lgrd  57580 150.00 2nd

lgrd  64220 147.50 3rd

lgrd  53420 140.00 3rd

lgrd  52240 137.50 3rd

lgrd  50120 135.00 4th

lgrd  46260 135.00 3rd

lgrd  23800 132.50

lgrd  49380 132.50 3rd

lgrd  46620 130.00 3rd

lgrd  39880 130.00

lgrd  50440 130.00

lgrd  51080 127.50 1st

lgrd  54540 127.50

lgrd  56800 127.50 2nd

lgrd  24100 125.00

lgrd              125.00

lgrd  47480 122.50

lgrd  46540 122.50 2nd

lgrd  51300 120.00 1st

lgrd  33280 120.00

lgrd  39780 120.00

lgrd  49340 110.00 1st

GRASS: 29

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   14290 180.00

lgrd  54180 170.00

lgrd  46080 165.00

lgrd  48160 162.50

lgrd  50280 160.00

lgrd  49760 160.00

lgrd  22180 150.00

lgrd  57000 150.00

lgrd  24540 147.50

lgrd  47980 145.00

lgrd  48440 145.00

lgrd  48460 142.50

lgrd  46360 140.00

lgrd  55580 140.00

lgrd  49600 137.50

lgrd  53340 135.00

lgrd  49600 135.00

lgrd  55160 135.00

lgrd  57120 132.50

lgrd  12600 130.00

lgrd  30360 130.00

lgrd  49300 130.00

lgrd  52420 130.00

lgrd  50220 130.00

lgrd  60880 127.50

lgrd  49680 125.00

lgrd  53520 120.00

lgrd              100.00

lgrd  32760 100.00

 

I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own, and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it out. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.

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My wife’s birthday is in two days and she told me that she would be happy as long as I got her something with lots of diamonds in it. She’s gonna love this pack of playing cards

 

Thursday January 7, 2019

23 loads.

The market was lower today, but we had sunshine. Quality varied, and the buyers had their hands in their pockets.

Alfalfa: 6

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   44160 145.00

lgrd  53440 125.00

lgrd  46840 122.50

lgrd  52520 122.50 2nd

lgrd  39960 120.00 2^nd

lgrd              120.00

GRASS: 8

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

Lgrd          142.50

lgrd  50700 135.00

lgrd  52530 132.50

lgrd  52940 132.50

lgrd  49680 132.50

lgrd  48400 130.00

lgrd  48120 127.50

lgrd  52100 105.00

 

How to install a southern home security system:

1. 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
2. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Gun & Ammo
3. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pitbulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.

I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back…

-Cooter

Thursday January 3, 2019

55 loads.

Quality was called pretty good. Grass sold strong today, and alfalfa was a little weaker. Straw sold a little weaker as well. Cornstalks sold strong today.

Alfalfa: 27

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  49080 165.00

lgrd  17960 152.50 1st

lgrd  60840 150.00 2nd

lgrd  48140 150.00 2nd

lgrd  55220 150.00 4th

lgrd  53140 147.50 2nd

lgrd  52100 147.50 3rd

lgrd  16900 145.00

lgrd  51280 145.00 2nd

lgrd  52320 145.00 2nd

lgrd  68640 140.00 3rd

lgrd  58540 137.50 2nd

lgrd  55120 137.50 2nd

lgrd  64160 135.00 3rd

lgrd  50720 135.00 2nd

lgrd  47640 132.50 2nd

lgrd  53980 127.50

lgrd  52520 127.50

lgrd               127.50

lgrd  44600 125.00 2^nd

lgrd              120.00

lgrd  46860 117.50 1st

lgrd  24740 117.50

lgrd  43020 115.00

lgrd  35500 110.00 1st

lgrd  54980 107.50 1st

lgrd  45060 105.00 2nd

GRASS: 19

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   4240 205.00

3x3   40560 152.50

lgrd  58320 175.00

lgrd  18840 170.00

lgrd  46780 165.00

lgrd  56640 165.00

lgrd  46460 162.50

lgrd  49700 160.00

lgrd  46160 157.50

lgrd  23580 155.00

lgrd  46480 152.50

lgrd  56260 145.00

lgrd  48020 145.00

lgrd  52920 140.00

lgrd  17840 125.00

lgrd  36280 120.00

lgrd  37360 120.00

lgrd  30220 120.00

lgrd  53620 112.50 -Sudan

 

 

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for 5 minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guys replies, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”