Rock Valley Hay Auction

March 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

GRASS: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 11040 145.00
lgrd 44400 140.00
lgrd 52180 137.50
lgrd 40760 132.50
lgrd 44740 130.00
lgrd 39620 127.50
lgrd 50740 127.50
lgrd 47580 127.50
lgrd 45480 125.00
lgrd 44100 125.00
lgrd 45820 125.00
lgrd 49480 125.00
lgrd 44000 125.00
lgrd 50120 117.50
lgrd 53060 115.00
lgrd 42340 112.50
lgrd 40700 112.50
lgrd 49440 112.50
lgrd 53320 110.00
lgrd 12020 107.50
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 37800 107.50
lgrd 21680 105.00
lgrd 39140 102.50
lgrd 21600 102.50
lgrd 46740 90.00

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

*Well,* the director said, *we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.*

*Oh, I understand,* I said. * A normal person would pick the bucket because it*s bigger than the spoon or teacup.*

*No,* the director said. * A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near to the window?*

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

ALFALFA: 39

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 4480 155.00 3rd
52920 155.00 4th
52940 142.50 3rd
3x3 46080 152.50 4th
3x3 51280 150.00 2nd
3x3 51240 145.00 3rd
3x3 22340 145.00 2nd
3x3 29820 142.50 2nd
3x3 52680 140.00 2nd
3x3 43120 130.00 1st
3x4 46060 145.00 4th
3x4 53700 140.00 2nd
3x4 47740 132.50 1st
lgrd 50540 157.50 2nd
lgrd 52200 155.00 2nd
lgrd 49160 155.00 2nd
lgrd 57700 152.50 2nd
lgrd 52960 147.50 2nd
lgrd 47300 145.00 1st
lgrd 38320 142.50 4th
lgrd 49680 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47880 140.00 3rd
lgrd 44680 140.00 3rd
lgrd 55880 140.00 2nd
lgrd 60220 140.00 4th
lgrd 44740 137.50 2nd
lgrd 56680 137.50 2nd
lgrd 17560 135.00
lgrd 37540 135.00 2nd
lgrd 48560 127.50 1st
lgrd 38720 127.50 3rd
lgrd 49380 127.50 2nd
lgrd 44600 127.50 2nd
lgrd 61640 125.00 2nd
lgrd 51040 125.00 3rd
lgrd 29080 122.50 4th
lgrd 30080 117.50 3rd
lgrd 58500 107.50 1st
lgrd 26760 102.50 1st

GRASS: 35

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6400 150.00
3x4 49820 95.00
lgrd 42880 145.00
lgrd 47880 142.50
lgrd 51960 142.50
lgrd 49100 140.00
lgrd 43020 140.00
lgrd 43360 140.00
lgrd 42700 135.00
lgrd 57640 135.00
lgrd 26700 135.00
lgrd 59780 132.50
lgrd 57180 130.00
lgrd 50900 130.00
lgrd 41240 130.00
lgrd 45120 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 34380 125.00
lgrd 46480 122.50
lgrd 46400 122.50
lgrd 41490 120.00
lgrd 36820 120.00
lgrd 51880 120.00
lgrd 43600 117.50
lgrd 22920 117.50
lgrd 48480 115.00
lgrd 46500 112.50
lgrd 46580 112.50
lgrd 53140 110.00
lgrd 58740 110.00
lgrd 36140 110.00
lgrd 34220 105.00
lgrd 12040 97.50
lgrd 49710 92.50
lgrd 24640 87.50

ALFALFA: 23

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 47220 147.50
3x3 19780 145.00 4th
3x3 51120 137.50 3rd
3x3 13440 102.50 3rd
3x4 46440 150.00 4th
lgrd 66140 155.00 4th
lgrd 44100 147.50 3rd
lgrd 55800 145.00 2nd
lgrd 60400 145.00 2nd
lgrd 51520 145.00 4th
lgrd 42700 145.00 4th
lgrd 58740 145.00 1st
lgrd 43420 145.00 2nd
lgrd 54840 142.50 3rd
lgrd 53860 137.50 1st
lgrd 37100 137.50
lgrd 56420 137.50 4th
lgrd 42360 135.00 3rd
lgrd 40160 130.00 3rd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 45720 110.00 2nd
lgrd 41740 107.50 2nd
oat 47000 97.50

GRASS: 21

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6000 150.00
smsq 5260 140.00
smsq 5920 50.00
lgrd 50660 162.50
lgrd 45500 162.50
lgrd 43900 150.00
lgrd 41020 147.50
lgrd 47820 147.50
lgrd 50780 147.50
lgrd 50560 147.50
lgrd 50540 137.50
lgrd 53680 135.00
lgrd 49840 127.50
lgrd 47780 125.00
lgrd 44180 120.00
lgrd 48380 117.50
lgrd 41520 117.50
lgrd 48120 102.50
lgrd 42640 100.00
lgrd 5040 62.50
lgrd 45840 42.50

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.

Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads

Cornstalks were a little lower today,and straw sold steady to strong. Alfalfa sold strongly today. Grass was called very strong. We had good buyer interest and demand is tight due to ground conditions and nearing the end of the season. We are expecting good quality for hay day next Thursday. We hope to see youthere!!

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

Posted: March 15, 2018 by Director1

March 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

*Well,* the director said, *we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.*

*Oh, I understand,* I said. * A normal person would pick the bucket because it*s bigger than the spoon or teacup.*

*No,* the director said. * A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near to the window?*

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.

Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

Posted: March 15, 2018 by Director1

February 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

A man and a woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! The neighbors feared him, and the man took pride in this. One evening he died at the age of 98. After the funeral, her neighbors asked the widow, Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?* The widow said, Let him dig! I had him buried upside down, and I know he wont stop and ask for directions.*

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I*ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

Last Wednesday, a passenger was in a taxi heading to the airport. She leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up on the curb and stop just inches from hitting a storefront window. For a few minutes, everything was silent in the cab.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

Posted: February 15, 2018 by Director1

February 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

ALFALFA: 32

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 22720 142.50 3rd
3x3 28660 140.00 2nd
3x3 52080 140.00 2nd
3x3 14180 132.50 1st
3x3 48040 127.50 3rd
3x3 49420 107.50
3x4 50480 117.50 3rd
3x4 47820 110.00
lgrd 56720 145.00 2nd
lgrd 31040 135.00 4th
lgrd 57680 135.00 4th
lgrd 55380 132.50 2nd
lgrd 24340 130.00 1st
lgrd 51820 130.00 2nd
lgrd 51200 130.00 2nd
lgrd 45380 127.50 3rd
lgrd 40780 127.50 4th
lgrd 59200 125.00 1st
lgrd 44300 125.00 2nd
lgrd 53720 125.00 2nd
lgrd 44920 125.00 1st
lgrd 31640 125.00 4th
lgrd 50700 122.50 3rd
lgrd 46000 120.00 2nd
lgrd 42720 120.00 1st
lgrd 53140 120.00 1st
lgrd 50120 120.00 3rd
lgrd 48360 115.00 3rd
lgrd 47800 115.00 2nd
lgrd 29000 112.50 2nd
lgrd 15360 105.00 3rd
lgrd 47340 100.00 1st

GRASS: 35

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 110.00
3x3 46060 82.50
3x3 44700 80.00
3x4 56740 137.50
lgrd 43520 157.50
lgrd 51520 137.50
lgrd 48700 137.50
lgrd 60940 135.00
lgrd 44520 130.00
lgrd 53400 127.50
lgrd 21120 127.50
lgrd 49960 125.00
lgrd 49200 122.50
lgrd 54280 122.50
lgrd 46260 122.50
lgrd 21740 122.50
lgrd 46400 120.00
lgrd 46180 120.00
lgrd 55080 120.00
lgrd 46140 120.00
lgrd 52860 117.50
lgrd 40740 115.00
lgrd 48120 115.00
lgrd 17260 115.00
lgrd 51520 115.00
lgrd 64160 115.00
lgrd 47900 112.50
lgrd 53460 112.50
lgrd 35200 112.50
lgrd 47160 110.00
lgrd 54720 107.50
lgrd 46280 107.50
lgrd 50760 105.00
lgrd 40960 100.00
lgrd 62700 100.00

GRASS: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 21620 155.00
lgrd 52480 145.00
lgrd 42860 145.00
lgrd 54020 142.50
lgrd 53160 140.00
lgrd 49780 137.50
lgrd 46740 137.50
lgrd 48700 137.50
lgrd 42420 135.00
lgrd 51240 135.00
lgrd 53860 135.00
lgrd 45660 135.00
lgrd 43020 135.00
lgrd 50720 135.00
lgrd 20860 132.50
lgrd 50760 132.50
lgrd 48340 130.00
lgrd 41180 125.00
lgrd 48040 122.50
lgrd 32700 120.00
lgrd 38680 120.00
lgrd 16960 117.50
lgrd 48240 115.00
lgrd 53980 115.00
lgrd 40920 115.00
lgrd 41180 95.00

A man and a woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! The neighbors feared him, and the man took pride in this. One evening he died at the age of 98. After the funeral, her neighbors asked the widow, Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?* The widow said, Let him dig! I had him buried upside down, and I know he wont stop and ask for directions.*

ALFALFA: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 47340 112.50 3rd
3x3 50000 157.50 1st
3x3 51340 135.00 2nd
3x3 51000 127.50 1st
3x3 51000 127.50 2nd
3x3 51320 125.00 3rd
3x3 29120 120.00 2nd
3x4 55260 97.50 3rd
lgrd 57860 135.00 2nd
lgrd 49000 130.00 3rd
lgrd 21420 125.00 2nd
lgrd 32340 122.50 4th
lgrd 32940 122.50 4th
lgrd 44600 120.00 5th
lgrd 44040 117.50 1st
lgrd 66040 117.50 4th
lgrd 38540 112.50 2nd
lgrd 43960 112.50 5th
lgrd 51840 110.00 1st
lgrd 48020 110.00 1st
lgrd 24780 105.00 2nd
lgrd 50960 105.00 1st
lgrd 44740 102.50 1st
lgrd 50240 100.00 1st
lgrd 50040 100.00 2nd
lgrd 51940 90.00 2nd

GRASS: 31

SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 6520 107.50
3x3 44680 75.00
3x3 45400 70.00
3x4 49620 107.50
lgrd 43180 127.50
lgrd 41060 120.00
lgrd 63580 120.00
lgrd 51140 117.50
lgrd 47280 115.00
lgrd 33020 115.00
lgrd 45640 112.50
lgrd 19940 112.50
lgrd 110.00
lgrd 55180 110.00
lgrd 45380 110.00
lgrd 49360 107.50
lgrd 18920 107.50
lgrd 52660 105.00
lgrd 49090 105.00
lgrd 42400 105.00
lgrd 52600 102.50
lgrd 44720 102.50
lgrd 52440 100.00
lgrd 52660 97.50
lgrd 56040 95.00
lgrd 50340 95.00
lgrd 16680 92.50
lgrd 51260 90.00
lgrd 52340 90.00
lgrd 22000 90.00
lgrd 40940 85.00

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I*ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

ALFALFA: 28

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 48500 145.00 1st
3x3 48440 130.00 2nd
3x3 47340 125.00
3x3 45820 125.00 2nd
3x3 52600 120.00 2nd
3x3 18300 117.50 1st
3x4 51740 122.50 1st
3x4 48240 122.50 2nd
3x4 14960 97.50 2nd
lgrd 59380 167.50 4th
lgrd 49940 135.00 2nd
lgrd 52220 125.00
lgrd 53920 125.00 1st
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 51960 120.00 3rd
lgrd 49300 120.00 3rd
lgrd 45760 120.00 3rd
lgrd 12600 117.50 1st
lgrd 57020 117.50
lgrd 27400 115.00 2nd
lgrd 45540 112.50 2nd
lgrd 48340 110.00 3rd
lgrd 51960 110.00
lgrd 46040 110.00 3rd
lgrd 41480 107.50 2nd
lgrd 51000 107.50 1st
lgrd 33800 100.00 3rd

lgrd 44480 90.00

GRASS: 31

SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 2540 150.00
smsq 6700 117.50
3x3 45820 120.00
3x3 47480 85.00
lgrd 42860 137.50
lgrd 49280 137.50
lgrd 56060 125.00
lgrd 45300 125.00
lgrd 51020 125.00
lgrd 40560 125.00
lgrd 52450 122.50
lgrd 58280 122.50
lgrd 43080 120.00
lgrd 53740 120.00
lgrd 18780 115.00
lgrd 44620 115.00
lgrd 58680 115.00
lgrd 47900 112.50
lgrd 46600 110.00
lgrd 105.00
lgrd 46520 105.00
lgrd 8720 105.00
lgrd 43040 102.50
lgrd 36560 102.50
lgrd 100.00
lgrd 42160 100.00
lgrd 47920 100.00
lgrd 45920 95.00
lgrd 54800 95.00
lgrd 38880 90.00
lgrd 46780 77.50

cattails 47500 40.00

Last Wednesday, a passenger was in a taxi heading to the airport. She leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up on the curb and stop just inches from hitting a storefront window. For a few minutes, everything was silent in the cab.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

Posted: February 15, 2018 by Director1

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March 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

ALFALFA: 15

GRASS: 26

We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.

ALFALFA: 5

GRASS: 3

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS): 3

ALFALFA: 8

GRASS: 13

Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

ALFALFA: 8

GRASS: 12

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.

*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*

The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

ALFALFA: 39

GRASS: 35

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

ALFALFA: 7

GRASS: 6

ALFALFA: 23

GRASS: 21

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA: 6

GRASS: 3

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-

*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!*

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*

The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

ALFALFA: 15

GRASS: 16

March 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

CORNSTALKS: 19

MIXED: 4

STRAW: 10

We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.

CORNSTALKS: 7

MIXED: 0

STRAW: 0

CORNSTALKS: 6

MIXED: 5

STRAW: 2

Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

CORNSTALKS: 8

MIXED: 1

STRAW: 2

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.

*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.

*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*

The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

CORNSTALKS: 10

MIXED: 2

STRAW: 6

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!

CORNSTALKS: 7

MIXED: 1

STRAW: 6

CORNSTALKS: 9

MIXED: 2

STRAW: 8

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.

CORNSTALKS: 6

MIXED: 0

STRAW: 1

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, Look Mama! Its a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. What did you call it? *Its a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture! and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.

This is so embarrassing, she says as she pops her eye back into place.

Im sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, You are the most charming woman Ive ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*

No she replied. You just happened to catch my eye.

Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, Look Mama! Its a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. What did you call it? *Its a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture! and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter! The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.

Youre cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.

The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY! The wife runs to the fri-

The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, dont you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!

At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.

The husband simply smiles and says, I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car. Then he leaves.

~~A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Wow! In all my years tending bar, Ive never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?* Pop, goes the weasel.