Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.
Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51160 170.00
lgrd 43760 155.00
lgrd 50820 150.00
lgrd 43780 147.50
lgrd 44840 142.50
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 32720 117.50 1st
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 50280 155.00
lgrd 45620 147.50
lgrd 19520 145.00
lgrd 57280 142.50
lgrd 57520 140.00
lgrd 50840 140.00
lgrd 56000 137.50
lgrd 29600 102.50
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 39860 77.50
lgrd 39080 75.00
Straw: 0
Mixed: 0
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Alfalfa: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 104 2.85
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 47600 170.00
lgrd 42120 115.00 2nd
lgrd 43360 112.50 1st
lgrd 44860 102.50
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 55340 140.00
lgrd 46540 135.00
lgrd 54520 130.00
lgrd 53860 130.00
lgrd 45300 127.50
lgrd 53880 125.00
lgrd 55220 117.50
lgrd 17300 112.50
lgrd 58860 102.50
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Thursday January 24, 2019
46 loads.
Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 56020 127.50
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 52640 75.00
lgrd 39560 107.50
lgrd 33280 107.50
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49020 70.00
lgrd 50120 62.50
lgrd 49760 62.50
lgrd 41960 57.50
lgrd 45260 57.50
lgrd 55320 52.50
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
Thursday January 24, 2019
46 loads.
Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.
Alfalfa: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 49400 150.00 2nd
lgrd 51340 145.00
lgrd 46320 142.50 2nd
lgrd 47700 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47600 140.00 4th
lgrd 49860 135.00 2nd
lgrd 51320 135.00 1st
lgrd 49640 130.00 3rd
lgrd 38540 130.00 2nd
lgrd 57860 120.00 1st
lgrd 44700 120.00 1st
lgrd 115.00 1st
lgrd 112.50 1st
lgrd 43100 110.00 1st
lgrd 46060 110.00 1st
lgrd 52840 110.00
lgrd 44300 107.50 1st
lgrd 44260 97.50 1st
GRASS: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 45860 130.00 oats
lgrd 59480 165.00
lgrd 21680 142.50
lgrd 30820 140.00
lgrd 55320 140.00
lgrd 55680 140.00
lgrd 12400 137.50
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 54580 122.50 oats
lgrd 50260 120.00
lgrd 39120 120.00
lgrd 52080 117.50
lgrd 51160 117.50
lgrd 53200 110.00
lgrd 46180 110.00
lgrd 17840 105.00
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 46460 100.00
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
Monday January 21, 2019
15 loads.
Market was steady on a very light run.
Straw: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 31820 110.00
CORNSTALKS: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49320 62.50
lgrd 47540 57.50
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”
Monday January 21, 2019
15 loads.
Market was steady on a very light run.
Alfalfa: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 53500 147.50
lgrd 50220 130.00
lgrd 47460 130.00 2nd
lgrd 52300 125.00
lgrd 42480 120.00
lgrd 36280 112.50 3rd
GRASS: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 57900 145.00
lgrd 52940 135.00
lgrd 49040 127.50
lgrd 51520 125.00
lgrd 52760 125.00
lgrd 51000 102.50
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”
Thursday January 17, 2019
93 loads.
We had a heavy volume today! Market trended a little weaker today, and quality varied greatly.
Mixed: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49240 160.00
lgrd 58120 145.00
lgrd 18820 125.00
lgrd 48080 120.00
lgrd 45860 97.50
Straw: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 32260 100.00
3x4 58120 65.00
Cornstalks: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38990 67.50
lgrd 35060 65.00
lgrd 35240 60.00
lgrd 17140 55.00
lgrd 46650 40.00
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber shaved off all of his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty-one years.
Thursday January 17, 2019
93 loads.
We had a heavy volume today! Market trended a little weaker today, and quality varied greatly.
Alfalfa: 43
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 51120 175.00 4th
3x3 44140 150.00 3rd
3x4 48180 165.00 3rd
lgrd 47900 160.00 2nd
lgrd 58500 150.00 2nd
lgrd 52420 145.00
lgrd 34720 142.50 5th
lgrd 35600 142.50 5th
lgrd 54820 137.50
lgrd 53500 135.00 2nd
lgrd 58840 130.00 1st
lgrd 56600 130.00 4th
lgrd 51120 127.50 3rd
lgrd 53000 125.00 2nd
lgrd 44960 125.00 2nd
lgrd 31280 122.50
lgrd 55160 122.50 3rd
lgrd 49080 120.00 2nd
lgrd 39520 120.00 3rd
lgrd 46040 120.00 2nd
lgrd 46140 120.00 3rd
lgrd 58380 120.00 2nd
lgrd 45300 117.50 2nd
lgrd 43460 115.00 2nd
lgrd 44340 115.00 3rd
lgrd 40640 115.00
lgrd 45360 115.00 2nd
lgrd 52360 115.00
lgrd 44900 115.00 2nd
lgrd 112.50 3rd
lgrd 52740 110.00 2nd
lgrd 41960 110.00 3rd
lgrd 41740 110.00 1st
lgrd 46900 110.00 2nd
lgrd 21220 110.00
lgrd 57740 110.00 2nd
lgrd 46520 107.50 2nd
lgrd 40760 107.50 1st
lgrd 39420 105.00
lgrd 47420 105.00 3rd
lgrd 39240 105.00 2nd
lgrd 25800 105.00
lgrd 52280 97.50 2nd
GRASS: 38
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51780 152.50
lgrd 48120 150.00
lgrd 48580 150.00
lgrd 56320 145.00
lgrd 24380 145.00
lgrd 48200 142.50
lgrd 48860 142.50
lgrd 23380 140.00
lgrd 43940 140.00
lgrd 44760 140.00
lgrd 49520 140.00
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 53840 130.00
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 17220 125.00
lgrd 50120 125.00
lgrd 50940 125.00
lgrd 54380 122.50
lgrd 49220 122.50
lgrd 22040 120.00
lgrd 49200 120.00
lgrd 48340 120.00
lgrd 57460 117.50
lgrd 117.50
lgrd 58360 115.00
lgrd 48280 112.50
lgrd 45240 112.50
lgrd 45580 110.00
lgrd 56580 110.00
lgrd 12160 107.50
lgrd 41220 107.50
lgrd 43460 107.50
lgrd 22000 105.00
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 18240 95.00
lgrd 12100 77.50
lgrd 46000 75.00
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber shaved off all of his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty-one years.
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