Thursday January 23, 2020

68 Loads

The sale today brought descent buyer attendance.  Alfalfa quality varied tremendously with the price being generally steady. Quality of grass was descent, selling steady to weak, and cornstalks sold lower than last week.

**A couple were having marital problems.  They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance counselor.  Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out.  Eventually the counselor felt that he had discovered the main problem.  He stood up, went over to the woman and asking her to stand up he gave her a huge cuddle.  He turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once every day.”  The husband frowned, considered what had been said for a moment, then replied, “Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  46880 107.50

lgrd  40280  87.50

 

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  39400  75.00

lgrd  38700  72.50

lgrd  41100  72.50

lgrd  49000  67.50

lgrd  40300  67.50

lgrd  43340  65.00

lgrd  43600  65.00

lgrd  45640  65.00

lgrd  47320  65.00

lgrd  44960  60.00

lgrd  45440  60.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  40300 155.00

smsq   5770 200.00

**A couple were having marital problems.  They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance counselor.  Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out.  Eventually the counselor felt that he had discovered the main problem.  He stood up, went over to the woman and asking her to stand up he gave her a huge cuddle.  He turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once every day.”  The husband frowned, considered what had been said for a moment, then replied, “Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

Thursday January 23, 2020

68 Loads

The sale today brought descent buyer attendance.  Alfalfa quality varied tremendously with the price being generally steady. Quality of grass was descent, selling steady to weak, and cornstalks sold lower than last week.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   44580 145.00

3x4   49000 145.00 2nd

3x4   48560 137.50 2nd

3x4   50740 135.00 1st

lgrd  54500 175.00 3rd

lgrd  50620 170.00 3rd

lgrd  50720 165.00 3rd

lgrd  50400 165.00 3rd

lgrd  38120 160.00 3rd

lgrd  55520 160.00 3rd

lgrd  52060 160.00

lgrd  50720 140.00 2nd

lgrd  52980 130.00

lgrd  47180 125.00 2nd

lgrd  52880 125.00 2nd

lgrd  64960 125.00 2nd

lgrd  50260 125.00 2nd

lgrd  45580 112.50 2nd

lgrd  58240 105.00

lgrd  51420 105.00 2nd

lgrd  58540  90.00

lgrd  56020  87.50 1st

lgrd  47920  80.00 2nd

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   52100 122.50

lgrd  47700 145.00

lgrd  48840 145.00

lgrd  47300 135.00

lgrd  54960 132.50

lgrd  49480 130.00

lgrd  46360 130.00

lgrd  48440 130.00

lgrd  49420 130.00

lgrd  51300 130.00

lgrd  49980 130.00

lgrd  42080 127.50

lgrd  52040 125.00

lgrd  42440 125.00

lgrd  45480 125.00

lgrd  22540 125.00

lgrd  44500 122.50

lgrd  47240 122.50

lgrd  43020 117.50

lgrd  55860 100.00

lgrd  44700  95.00

lgrd  51340  92.50

lgrd  33200  90.00

lgrd  54000  87.50

lgrd  53060  87.50

lgrd  56880  87.50

**A couple were having marital problems.  They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance counselor.  Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out.  Eventually the counselor felt that he had discovered the main problem.  He stood up, went over to the woman and asking her to stand up he gave her a huge cuddle.  He turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once every day.”  The husband frowned, considered what had been said for a moment, then replied, “Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

Monday January 20, 2020

17 Loads

Today’s sale brought a light test being short on buyers.  The market was also weaker do to people stil digging out.  If you are no longer receiving our newsletter via email, please check your spam folder. We are working to try to resolve this issue.

** A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”  Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.  And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   45460  82.50

lgrd  43640 110.00

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  35480  82.50

lgrd  40340  82.50

lgrd  35480  80.00

lgrd  49800  75.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  40300 155.00

smsq   5770 200.00

** A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”  Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.  And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

Monday January 20, 2020

17 Loads

Today’s sale brought a light test being short on buyers.  The market was also weaker due to people stil digging out.  If you are no longer receiving our newsletter via email, please check your spam folder. We are working to try to resolve this issue.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  46600 122.50

lgrd  42940 122.50

lgrd  53880 112.50 1st

lgrd  18680  50.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  50380 142.50

lgrd   1480 135.00

lgrd  45560 130.00

lgrd  47840 125.00

lgrd  31940 117.50

lgrd  55520 100.00

** A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”  Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.  And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

Thursday January 16, 2020

55 Loads

Today’s sale brought a lighter buyer attendance with a lower market for alfalfa and grass.  The quality of hay was average and cornstalks sold stronger.

** The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.  Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.  Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?”  The man on the phone responded, “This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed.”  So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.  A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is it going to be a very cold winter?”  “Yes,” the man replied, “It’s going to be a very cold winter.”  So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find.  Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again:  “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”  “Absolutely,” the man replies, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   45460  82.50

lgrd  43640 110.00

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  35480  82.50

lgrd  40340  82.50

lgrd  35480  80.00

lgrd  49800  75.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  40300 155.00

smsq   5770 200.00

** The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.  Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.  Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?”  The man on the phone responded, “This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed.”  So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.  A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is it going to be a very cold winter?”  “Yes,” the man replied, “It’s going to be a very cold winter.”  So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find.  Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again:  “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”  “Absolutely,” the man replies, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

 

Thursday January 16, 2020

55 Loads

Today’s sale brought a lighter buyer attendance with the market being lower on alfalfa and grass.  The quality of hay was average and cornstalks sold stronger.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   46800 155.00 4th

3x3   41340 132.50 3rd

3x3   17320 130.00 2nd

lgrd  57360 215.00 4th

lgrd  48990 175.00 2nd

lgrd  21960 160.00 5th

lgrd  46890 140.00 2nd

lgrd  53660 137.50 3rd

lgrd  44020 135.00

lgrd  44100 130.00 2nd

lgrd  49400 130.00 3rd

lgrd  52160 130.00 2nd

lgrd  51200 127.50 3rd

lgrd  49400 117.50 2nd

lgrd  48660 115.00 2nd

lgrd  44940 115.00 1st

lgrd  41800 112.50 1st

lgrd  46640 112.50

lgrd  49360 112.50

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   55240 125.00

lgrd  51780 145.00

lgrd  23260 125.00

lgrd  49160 122.50

lgrd  46520 122.50

lgrd  41380 122.50

lgrd  43840 120.00

lgrd  47980 120.00

lgrd  52600 120.00

lgrd  44420 117.50

lgrd  47420 117.50

lgrd  46320 115.00

lgrd  31940 112.60

lgrd  52080 112.50

lgrd  48740 112.50

lgrd  48260 112.50

lgrd  41140 112.00

lgrd  50320 110.00

lgrd  48540 110.00

lgrd  41780 107.50

lgrd  18100 105.00

lgrd  58320 102.50

lgrd  14560 102.50

lgrd  53700 102.50

lgrd  17540 100.00

lgrd  52020  87.50

lgrd  47260  85.00

lgrd  44920  70.00

 

** The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.  Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.  Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?”  The man on the phone responded, “This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed.”  So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.  A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is it going to be a very cold winter?”  “Yes,” the man replied, “It’s going to be a very cold winter.”  So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find.  Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again:  “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”  “Absolutely,” the man replies, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

Monday January 13, 2020

21 Loads

Today’s sale brought a smaller run.  Market was on a light test, a little stronger more on grass than on alfalfa, with quality that varied and was generally lacking.  **  If you are no longer receiving our newsletter via email, please check your spam folder. We are working to try to resolve this issue.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   52980  60.00 TOPS

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  44740  72.50

lgrd  47740  70.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  18980  65.00

** A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But officer, I just wanted to say…”

“And I said to keep quiet!  You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

 

 

Monday January 13, 2020

21Loads

Today’s sale brought a smaller run.  Market was on a light test, a little stronger more on grass than on alfalfa, with quality that varied and was generally lacking.  **  If you are no longer receiving our newsletter via email, please check your spam folder. We are working to try to resolve this issue.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  53740 160.00 2nd

lgrd  49680 145.00 3rd

lgrd  53950 135.00 1st

lgrd  40740 130.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd   1300 135.00   

lgrd  49840 135.00   

lgrd  41600 132.50   

lgrd  52520 132.50   

lgrd  49760 132.50   

lgrd  46240 132.50   

lgrd  40720 132.50   

lgrd  47240 130.00   

lgrd  51860 122.50   

lgrd  48120 112.50   

lgrd  36890  92.50   

lgrd  44880  80.00   

lgrd  37800  40.00   

** Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.  Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest snowy day, the project manager asked, “Didn’t you like the earmuffs?”  The foreman said, “They’re a thing of beauty.”  “Why don’t you wear them?”  The project manager said.  The foreman explained, “I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn’t hear him!  Never again!”

Monday January 6, 2020

25 Loads

Market was steady to weaker today. Quality was a little lower than what we have been seeing. Buyer interest was fair. Remember: Monday and Thursday sales continue through the end of April
**If you are no longer receiving our newsletter via email, please check your spam folder. We are working to try to resolve this issue.

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  39820 120.00

lgrd  47460 110.00

lgrd  41560 100.00

lgrd  37380  95.00

lgrd  41100  95.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-9

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  48380 140.00

lgrd  51560 135.00 2nd

lgrd  43580 130.00

lgrd  48800 127.50

lgrd  20300 117.50

lgrd  50620 112.50

lgrd  41600 107.50 2nd

lgrd  43740  87.50

lgrd  47000  32.50

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  41080  72.50

lgrd  52440  70.00

lgrd  51040  70.00

lgrd  48600  70.00

** A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But officer, I just wanted to say…”

“And I said to keep quiet!  You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”