Monday April 8, 2019
16 loads.
Market was called steady on a very light test today. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
MIXED -1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 42320 177.50
--CORNSTALKS-1--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 42180 50.00
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day that he would push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it son?” The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Monday April 8, 2019
16 loads.
Market was called steady on a very light test today. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 13860 185.00 3rd
lgrd 59840 160.00 2nd
lgrd 51820 145.00 2nd
lgrd 55760 145.00 3rd
lgrd 27820 127.50 3rd
lgrd 56980 127.50 3rd
lgrd 37360 120.00
GRASS: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 11220 170.00
lgrd 44140 150.00
lgrd 52460 147.50
lgrd 50890 132.50
lgrd 53280 125.00
lgrd 47900 125.00
lgrd 43280 122.50
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day that he would push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it son?” The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Thursday April 4, 2019
67 loads.
MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!! Better quality hay sold steady. Mid-range and poorer quality sold a little lower. Bedding was sharply lower today.
MIXED --4
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 43480 190.00
lgrd 30220 182.50
lgrd 49220 142.50
lgrd 17540 140.00
-----STRAW-4---
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45060 75.00
lgrd 23300 65.00
lgrd 45580 62.50
lgrd 45960 60.00
--CORNSTALKS-9--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45780 55.00
lgrd 50360 52.50
lgrd 45800 50.00
lgrd 47100 47.50
lgrd 48760 47.50
lgrd 21320 45.00
lgrd 43840 45.00
lgrd 59480 42.50
lgrd 34940 40.00
~~Bring a big bolt to an amusement park, and then get on a roller coaster next to some that looks terrified. As the ride takes off, hold the bolt up and say, *Wait, where did this come from?*
~~I’ve started telling people about all the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness really.
~~Did you know that on the Canary Islands, there is not one canary? Virgin Islands? Same thing- not one single canary there either.
Thursday April 4, 2019
67 loads.
MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!! Better quality hay sold steady. Mid-range and poorer quality sold a little lower. Bedding was sharply lower today.
Alfalfa: 35
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
------ALFALFA-35------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 4600 210.00
3x3 49940 240.00 1st
3x3 24900 140.00 2nd
3x3 43240 137.50 1st
lgrd 73240 190.00
lgrd 66040 187.50 2nd
lgrd 40400 180.00
lgrd 53400 180.00 2nd
lgrd 47240 177.50 2nd
lgrd 47820 177.50
lgrd 55080 167.50 3rd
lgrd 40980 162.50
lgrd 49620 160.00 1st
lgrd 49120 160.00 2nd
lgrd 56240 155.00 4th
lgrd 34440 152.50 4th
lgrd 37900 152.50 3rd
lgrd 43340 150.00 4th
lgrd 45660 150.00 2nd
lgrd 41380 150.00
lgrd 56100 150.00 3rd
lgrd 47640 147.50 1st
lgrd 55260 145.00 2nd
lgrd 53600 145.00 1st
lgrd 47960 145.00 1st
lgrd 45280 142.50
lgrd 26880 137.50
lgrd 43040 130.00 2nd
lgrd 51000 130.00 4th
lgrd 49040 130.00 1st
lgrd 43220 127.50 3rd
lgrd 52360 125.00 1st
lgrd 13010 120.00
lgrd 39030 120.00
lgrd 115.00
GRASS: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 43880 192.50
3x3 145.00
3x3 43940 140.00
3x3 46380 110.00
3x3 46980 85.00
3x3 6080 60.00
lgrd 53720 190.00
lgrd 2160 145.00
lgrd 52600 145.00
lgrd 32640 145.00
lgrd 52820 145.00
lgrd 44700 140.00
lgrd 48440 140.00
lgrd 50100 140.00
lgrd 41340 140.00
~~Bring a big bolt to an amusement park, and then get on a roller coaster next to some that looks terrified. As the ride takes off, hold the bolt up and say, *Wait, where did this come from?*
~~I’ve started telling people about all the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness really.
~~Did you know that on the Canary Islands, there is not one canary? Virgin Islands? Same thing- not one single canary there either.
Monday April 1, 2019
21 loads.
Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
--BEAN STRAW-1--
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 39820 55.00
--CORNSTALKS-6--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47240 60.00
lgrd 20180 55.00
lgrd 44220 55.00
lgrd 52960 55.00
lgrd 54340 55.00
lgrd 54340 55.00
Gynecologist who became a mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “ I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.”
Monday April 1, 2019
21 loads.
Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
Alfalfa: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 12240 185.00
lgrd 51580 177.50 1st
lgrd 53560 145.00 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 7900 40.00 –damaged
lgrd 52040 167.50
lgrd 48600 165.00
lgrd 5060 145.00
lgrd 49460 145.00
lgrd 43380 145.00
lgrd 43520 145.00
lgrd 52920 140.00
lgrd 48580 140.00
lgrd 47500 130.00
lgrd 39140 120.00
Gynecologist who became a mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “ I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.”
Thursday March 28, 2019
94 loads.
HAY DAY was today! Thank you for coming out to help us celebrate. We would not have a successful celebration without all of you! We had great buyer attendance and they were enthusiastic! Quality was much better today and the prices reflect accordingly. We had great participation in the games before the sale! We hope all had as much fun as we did!
MIXED 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 8200 260.00
smsq 3120 250.00
3x3 44000 207.50 3rd
3x3 40200 185.00 3rd
lgrd 51180 185.00
lgrd 2880 170.00
lgrd 27860 165.00
-----STRAW-6-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 49960 135.00
3x4 58500 65.00
lgrd 40280 145.00
lgrd 40100 140.00
lgrd 47940 127.50
lgrd 39540 125.00
--CORNSTALKS-8--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51480 82.50
lgrd 52040 70.00
lgrd 52660 65.00
lgrd 38080 62.50
lgrd 43400 60.00
lgrd 21980 60.00
lgrd 17620 55.00
lgrd 44220 55.00
A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins. In the process, his car broke down. Trying to not be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. A police officer saw him and old him to stop, so he asked, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?” The man replied, “I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating.” The policeman fainted.
Thursday March 28, 2019
94 loads.
HAY DAY was today! Thank you for coming out to help us celebrate. We would not have a successful celebration without all of you! We had great buyer attendance and they were enthusiastic! Quality was much better today and the prices reflect accordingly. We had great participation in the games before the sale! We hope all had as much fun as we did!
Alfalfa: 35
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 5020 235.00
3x3 46800 240.00 2nd
3x3 53160 220.00 4th
3x3 45460 205.00 3rd
3x3 44020 182.50 2nd
3x3 43140 182.50 4th
3x3 39340 177.50 1st
3x3 39000 170.00 1st
3x3 11700 170.00
3x3 40240 167.50
3x3 42860 152.50
3x3 47500 40.00 -weeds
3x4 65260 220.00 3rd
3x4 46380 175.00 1st
3x4 55680 167.50 2nd
3x4 41860 160.00 2nd
lgrd 52020 190.00 2nd
lgrd 53440 185.00 1st
lgrd 56000 185.00 2nd
lgrd 51100 180.00 3rd
lgrd 50140 175.00 4th
lgrd 52740 175.00 3rd
lgrd 17440 175.00
lgrd 53000 172.50 3rd
lgrd 45900 170.00 4th
lgrd 45820 167.50 3rd
lgrd 45520 167.50 3rd
lgrd 50780 165.00
lgrd 51860 157.50 2nd
lgrd 50420 155.00 1st
lgrd 52220 150.00 2nd
lgrd 57660 150.00
lgrd 61440 147.50 4th
lgrd 25100 140.00
lgrd 37020 135.00
GRASS: 38
SIZE LBS $/TON
----GRASS-38-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
smsq 2300 260.00
smsq 3360 235.00
smsq 9180 205.00
smsq 3640 175.00
3x3 14620 215.00
3x3 52540 192.50
3x3 36620 182.50
3x3 38680 177.50
3x3 14900 165.00
3x3 2580 155.00
3x3 42060 155.00
3x3 50680 145.00
lgrd 54140 185.00
lgrd 24860 175.00
lgrd 49060 175.00
lgrd 55020 172.50
lgrd 51160 170.00
lgrd 50740 170.00
lgrd 55280 170.00
lgrd 48480 165.00
lgrd 8580 165.00
lgrd 48440 162.50
lgrd 162.50
lgrd 49760 160.00
lgrd 46540 157.50
lgrd 39260 155.00
lgrd 62320 155.00
lgrd 48640 150.00
lgrd 40640 145.00
lgrd 51380 145.00
lgrd 145.00
lgrd 44960 142.50
lgrd 47200 140.00
lgrd 47140 137.50
A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins. In the process, his car broke down. Trying to not be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. A police officer saw him and old him to stop, so he asked, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?” The man replied, “I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating.” The policeman fainted.
Monday March 25, 2019
19 loads.
Light test today. Poor quality. Market was about the same. Cornstalks sold a little lower. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS THURSDAY!!! Fun and games begin at 9:30 just east of the stop light on Main Street.
Mixed: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 8540 190.00
lgrd 32320 177.50
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49960 72.50
lgrd 46020 72.50
lgrd 48220 72.50
lgrd 43840 72.50
lgrd 40040 57.50
A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over breaking the glass coffee table with his face. He totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton eye pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together and left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?
