1-21-2019 Grass and Alfalfa

Monday January 21, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on a very light run.

Alfalfa: 6

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  53500 147.50

lgrd  50220 130.00

lgrd  47460 130.00 2nd

lgrd  52300 125.00

lgrd  42480 120.00

lgrd  36280 112.50 3rd

GRASS: 6

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  57900 145.00

lgrd  52940 135.00

lgrd  49040 127.50

lgrd  51520 125.00

lgrd  52760 125.00

lgrd  51000 102.50

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.

The wife says, “What the heck was that?”

The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”