Alfalfa & Grass Results 2-27-23

Rock Valley Hay Report

Thursday February 23, 2023

28 Loads

Very light test today. Local ground conditions are very muddy today. Market generally steady.

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3x3   46280 192.50 2nd

lgrd  37000 240.00 2nd

lgrd  49640 225.00 4th

lgrd  38380 207.50 2nd

lgrd  49060 195.00 2nd

lgrd  42440 195.00 2nd



lgrd  22080 225.00   

lgrd  47820 220.00   

lgrd  55560 215.00   

lgrd  59590 187.50   

lgrd  48060 187.50   

lgrd  25880 170.00   

lgrd  41240 165.00   

lgrd  39480 162.50   

lgrd  43700 150.00   

lgrd  35140 140.00   


Bob came home drunk & slid into bed beside his wife & fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. ‘You died in your sleep Bob’ I’m dead? No, I can’t be. I have too much to live for. Send me back! ‘I’m sorry there is only one way you can go back & that is as a chicken’ The next thing he knew he was covered in feathers, clucking & pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past “So you’re the new hen huh? How’s your first day?” Not bad, but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m going to explode! “You’re ovulating, just relax & let it happen” Bob was overcome with joy as he experienced motherhood! As he was about to lay another egg he felt a smack and heard his wife yell.. BOB WAKE UP! You’re shitting the bed!