Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  42060  130.00

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50860  75.00

lgrd  33680  70.00

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   42360 170.00 3rd

lgrd  53820 150.00

lgrd  47840 147.50 1st

lgrd  51920 140.00

lgrd  46060 135.00 2nd

lgrd  43300 130.00 2nd

lgrd  54500 122.50 1st

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  57340 147.50

lgrd  43480 140.00

lgrd  49380 140.00

lgrd  47700 140.00

lgrd  49220 137.50

lgrd  55740 132.50

lgrd               132.50

lgrd  47960 127.50

oats 47540 112.50

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 7, 2019
49 loads.

Market was strong today on a somewhat limited run. HAY DAY IS 3 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!!

Mixed: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   41460 125.00

lgrd  52840 162.50

lgrd  53400 160.00

lgrd  45740 157.50

lgrd  50700 155.00

lgrd  49680 152.50

lgrd  47880 150.00

lgrd  46200 142.50

 

Straw: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x4   56300  90.00

3x4   55920  80.00

Cornstalks: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  48900  77.50

lgrd  47640  75.00

lgrd  48920  75.00

lgrd  47480  72.50

lgrd  39100  67.50

lgrd  41980  67.50

lgrd  33280  62.50

 

*****An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the best shave that he has had in years, but he wanted to know what would happen if he accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple day like everyone else does.”

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 7, 2019
49 loads.

Market was strong today on a somewhat limited run. HAY DAY IS 3 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!!

Alfalfa: 15

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   42120 180.00 4th

3x3   54120 175.00

lgrd  52700 162.50 2nd

lgrd  49020 155.00 1st

lgrd  49920 155.00 3rd

lgrd  51240 155.00

lgrd  54080 150.00 4th

lgrd  48000 145.00 3rd

lgrd  54900 145.00

lgrd  56580 145.00 2nd

lgrd  45040 145.00

lgrd  54580 142.50 3rd

lgrd  41860 130.00 1st

lgrd  50920 130.00

lgrd  39940 127.50 1st

GRASS: 17

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   40980 157.50

lgrd  50780 180.00

lgrd  55800 162.50

lgrd  43080 160.00

lgrd  11680 160.00

lgrd   3720 160.00

lgrd  50120 157.50

lgrd  50080 155.00

lgrd  48100 152.50

lgrd  56080 150.00

lgrd  50020 150.00

lgrd  49160 150.00

lgrd  49000 147.50

lgrd  22160 145.00

lgrd  58040 145.00

lgrd  48560 142.50

lgrd  45640 127.50

*****An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the best shave that he has had in years, but he wanted to know what would happen if he accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple day like everyone else does.”

 

 

 

 

Monday March 4, 2019
17 loads.

 

Market was called steady on a very light test today. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Cornstalks:4

SIZE   LBS    $/TON

lgrd  48900  65.00

lgrd  48760  62.50

lgrd  49720  62.50

lgrd  49440  60.00

Mixed: 0

 

Straw: 0

 

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies. “Put them back. We can’t afford them,” demands the wife. They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face bream in the basket. “What are you doing?” asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife. He said, “So does 24 can of beer and it’s half the price!”

 

 

 

 

Monday March 4, 2019
17 loads.

 

Market was called steady on a very light test today. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  49100 160.00 3rd

lgrd  46240 157.50 3rd

lgrd  43280 157.50 3rd

lgrd  49120 150.00 3rd

lgrd               145.00 2nd

lgrd  48520 145.00 3rd

lgrd               127.50 1st

lgrd  47620 120.00

GRASS: 5

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  52840 150.00

lgrd  49140 147.50

lgrd  49200 145.00

lgrd  46840 142.50

lgrd  52320 142.50

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies. “Put them back. We can’t afford them,” demands the wife. They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face bream in the basket. “What are you doing?” asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife. He said, “So does 24 can of beer and it’s half the price!”

 

 

 

 

Thursday February 28, 2019
75 loads.

 

Stronger market today on mostly poorer quality hay. There was very good buyer interest in grass and alfalfa. Cornstalks sold about $10 lower. We had a good supply of stalks in today.

Cornstalks: 15

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  36160  75.00

lgrd  35060  72.50

lgrd  35480  70.00

lgrd  50460  70.00

lgrd  44020  70.00

lgrd  35720  70.00

lgrd  36660  67.50

lgrd  47220  67.50

lgrd  48820  67.50

lgrd  44680  67.50

lgrd  52000  67.50

lgrd  50940  67.50

lgrd  51080  65.00

lgrd  44380  65.00

lgrd  43920  65.00

Mixed: 4

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3    7280  55.00

lgrd  23780 160.00

lgrd  49580 155.00

lgrd  35920 140.00

 

Straw: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   4540 125.00

lgrd  34780 125.00

 

*****An elderly man, thinking his wife was losing her hearing, went about 20 feet behind her and asked, “Can you hear me, sweetheart?” No reply. He moved in to about 10 feet and inquired again. No reply. Five feet, and not a word. A few inches behind her ear, he asked, “Can you hear me now, honey?” His wife said, “For the fourth time, yes.”

*****Iowa DNR has requested that all ice fishing houses be removed from the Iowa lakes by July 3rd so as to not interfere with the July 4th fireworks.

 

 

 

 

Thursday February 28, 2019
75 loads.

 

Stronger market today on mostly poorer quality hay. There was very good buyer interest in grass and alfalfa. Cornstalks sold about $10 lower. We had a good supply of stalks in today.

Alfalfa: 28

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   42980 160.00

lgrd  53220 162.50 2nd

lgrd  53480 160.00 2nd

lgrd  50340 160.00 2nd

lgrd  47860 157.50 3rd

lgrd  47600 152.50 2nd

lgrd  50120 152.50 3rd

lgrd  50820 150.00 3rd

lgrd  48440 147.50 3rd

lgrd  48280 147.50 3rd

lgrd  58580 142.50 2nd

lgrd  63840 142.50 2nd

lgrd  57840 142.50 1st

lgrd  32360 140.00

lgrd  46820 135.00 3rd

lgrd  39800 135.00 2nd

lgrd  45240 135.00 2nd

lgrd  39820 135.00 3rd

lgrd  45960 132.50 2nd

lgrd  49100 132.50 3rd

lgrd  34520 132.50 1st

lgrd  42800 132.50 2nd

lgrd  36340 130.00 2nd

lgrd  46020 130.00 3rd

lgrd  31640 130.00

lgrd  48800 130.00 1st

lgrd  31120 125.00 1st

lgrd  34200 125.00

GRASS: 26

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   2240 122.50

lgrd  23980 165.00

lgrd  50800 155.00

lgrd  19580 155.00

lgrd   1400 155.00

lgrd  49060 152.50

lgrd  56620 150.00

lgrd  54180 150.00

lgrd  48720 150.00

lgrd  50380 147.50

lgrd  60100 145.00

lgrd  49600 145.00

lgrd  49620 145.00

lgrd  49940 142.50

lgrd  49780 142.50

lgrd  42840 142.50

lgrd  45880 140.00

lgrd  46480 140.00

lgrd  46360 140.00

lgrd  29460 137.50

lgrd  22780 135.00

lgrd  51520 135.00

lgrd  52100 135.00

lgrd  36920 130.00

lgrd  52540 125.00

lgrd  47360 125.00

*****An elderly man, thinking his wife was losing her hearing, went about 20 feet behind her and asked, “Can you hear me, sweetheart?” No reply. He moved in to about 10 feet and inquired again. No reply. Five feet, and not a word. A few inches behind her ear, he asked, “Can you hear me now, honey?” His wife said, “For the fourth time, yes.”

*****Iowa DNR has requested that all ice fishing houses be removed from the Iowa lakes by July 3rd so as to not interfere with the July 4th fireworks.

 

 

 

 

Monday February 25, 2019
9 loads.

 

Very light test today. Market was about steady. Quality was low today. Right now it is looking like we will have a pretty respectable size sale on Thursday.

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  49820  82.50

lgrd  45840  80.00

Mixed: 5
Straw: 0

Ok. So you’re riding a horse at full speed. There is a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Well, for starters, get your drunk butt off the carousel.

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A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some 2 x 4s. The clerk asks “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We are gonna build a house.