Thursday January 17, 2019
93 loads.
We had a heavy volume today! Market trended a little weaker today, and quality varied greatly.
Mixed: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49240 160.00
lgrd 58120 145.00
lgrd 18820 125.00
lgrd 48080 120.00
lgrd 45860 97.50
Straw: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 32260 100.00
3x4 58120 65.00
Cornstalks: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38990 67.50
lgrd 35060 65.00
lgrd 35240 60.00
lgrd 17140 55.00
lgrd 46650 40.00
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber shaved off all of his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty-one years.
Thursday January 17, 2019
93 loads.
We had a heavy volume today! Market trended a little weaker today, and quality varied greatly.
Alfalfa: 43
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 51120 175.00 4th
3x3 44140 150.00 3rd
3x4 48180 165.00 3rd
lgrd 47900 160.00 2nd
lgrd 58500 150.00 2nd
lgrd 52420 145.00
lgrd 34720 142.50 5th
lgrd 35600 142.50 5th
lgrd 54820 137.50
lgrd 53500 135.00 2nd
lgrd 58840 130.00 1st
lgrd 56600 130.00 4th
lgrd 51120 127.50 3rd
lgrd 53000 125.00 2nd
lgrd 44960 125.00 2nd
lgrd 31280 122.50
lgrd 55160 122.50 3rd
lgrd 49080 120.00 2nd
lgrd 39520 120.00 3rd
lgrd 46040 120.00 2nd
lgrd 46140 120.00 3rd
lgrd 58380 120.00 2nd
lgrd 45300 117.50 2nd
lgrd 43460 115.00 2nd
lgrd 44340 115.00 3rd
lgrd 40640 115.00
lgrd 45360 115.00 2nd
lgrd 52360 115.00
lgrd 44900 115.00 2nd
lgrd 112.50 3rd
lgrd 52740 110.00 2nd
lgrd 41960 110.00 3rd
lgrd 41740 110.00 1st
lgrd 46900 110.00 2nd
lgrd 21220 110.00
lgrd 57740 110.00 2nd
lgrd 46520 107.50 2nd
lgrd 40760 107.50 1st
lgrd 39420 105.00
lgrd 47420 105.00 3rd
lgrd 39240 105.00 2nd
lgrd 25800 105.00
lgrd 52280 97.50 2nd
GRASS: 38
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 51780 152.50
lgrd 48120 150.00
lgrd 48580 150.00
lgrd 56320 145.00
lgrd 24380 145.00
lgrd 48200 142.50
lgrd 48860 142.50
lgrd 23380 140.00
lgrd 43940 140.00
lgrd 44760 140.00
lgrd 49520 140.00
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 53840 130.00
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 17220 125.00
lgrd 50120 125.00
lgrd 50940 125.00
lgrd 54380 122.50
lgrd 49220 122.50
lgrd 22040 120.00
lgrd 49200 120.00
lgrd 48340 120.00
lgrd 57460 117.50
lgrd 117.50
lgrd 58360 115.00
lgrd 48280 112.50
lgrd 45240 112.50
lgrd 45580 110.00
lgrd 56580 110.00
lgrd 12160 107.50
lgrd 41220 107.50
lgrd 43460 107.50
lgrd 22000 105.00
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 18240 95.00
lgrd 12100 77.50
lgrd 46000 75.00
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber shaved off all of his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty-one years.
Monday January 14, 2019
25 loads.
The market was lower today with not much motivation from the buyers. We are working to get them motivated.
Mixed Hay: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
Lgrd 125.00
lgrd 49028 117.50
Straw: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 39380 105.00
lgrd 30520 92.50
Cornstalks: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49340 60.00
lgrd 49440 55.00
lgrd 46240 52.50
Top 10 Reasons why Farm Trucks are Never Stolen:
10. They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down, or run out of gas.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They’re too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver’s side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.
3. Top speed is only about 45 mph.
2. Who wants a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield.
- 1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving out you.
Monday January 14, 2019
25 loads.
The market was lower today with not much motivation from the buyers. We are working to get them motivated.
Alfalfa: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 52860 142.50 3rd
lgrd 48080 127.50 2nd
lgrd 36880 125.00
lgrd 46280 120.00 2nd
lgrd 43680 117.50
lgrd 48340 115.00
lgrd 42260 112.50 1st
lgrd 54880 112.50 2nd
lgrd 42300 112.50
lgrd 38520 112.50 1st
lgrd 50900 107.50
GRASS: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47380 142.50
lgrd 47760 135.00
lgrd 48120 135.00
lgrd 40220 135.00
lgrd 49660 117.50
lgrd 43160 115.00
lgrd 35580 110.00
Top 10 Reasons why Farm Trucks are Never Stolen:
10. They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down, or run out of gas.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They’re too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver’s side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.
3. Top speed is only about 45 mph.
2. Who wants a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield.
- 1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving out you.
Thursday January 10, 2019
79 loads.
Market was called mostly steady today. Stalks sold strong. We had good buyer interest, with a good amount of hay available. Quality varied today.
Cornstalks: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
----CORNSTALKS-11-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 33600 65.00
lgrd 41900 62.50
lgrd 36760 62.50
lgrd 35700 62.50
lgrd 49200 60.00
lgrd 49420 60.00
lgrd 50020 60.00
lgrd 49840 57.50
lgrd 49440 55.00
lgrd 11680 55.00
lgrd 17460 55.00
Straw: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 32240 107.50
3x4 50560 80.00
lgrd 36080 125.00-wheat
lgrd 92.50
lgrd 26540 87.50
lgrd 28400 75.00-bean
Mixed: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 49860 130.00
lgrd 48600 150.00
lgrd 14540 135.00
lgrd 20880 130.00
lgrd 53440 127.50
lgrd 18280 120.00
I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own, and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it out. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.
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My wife’s birthday is in two days and she told me that she would be happy as long as I got her something with lots of diamonds in it. She’s gonna love this pack of playing cards
Thursday January 10, 2019
79 loads.
Market was called mostly steady today. Stalks sold strong. We had good buyer interest, with a good amount of hay available. Quality varied today.
Alfalfa: 27
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 48520 170.00 3rd
Lgrd 21460 170.00
lgrd 41000 170.00 4th
lgrd 44260 165.00 4th
lgrd 41480 165.00
lgrd 57580 150.00 2nd
lgrd 64220 147.50 3rd
lgrd 53420 140.00 3rd
lgrd 52240 137.50 3rd
lgrd 50120 135.00 4th
lgrd 46260 135.00 3rd
lgrd 23800 132.50
lgrd 49380 132.50 3rd
lgrd 46620 130.00 3rd
lgrd 39880 130.00
lgrd 50440 130.00
lgrd 51080 127.50 1st
lgrd 54540 127.50
lgrd 56800 127.50 2nd
lgrd 24100 125.00
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 47480 122.50
lgrd 46540 122.50 2nd
lgrd 51300 120.00 1st
lgrd 33280 120.00
lgrd 39780 120.00
lgrd 49340 110.00 1st
GRASS: 29
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 14290 180.00
lgrd 54180 170.00
lgrd 46080 165.00
lgrd 48160 162.50
lgrd 50280 160.00
lgrd 49760 160.00
lgrd 22180 150.00
lgrd 57000 150.00
lgrd 24540 147.50
lgrd 47980 145.00
lgrd 48440 145.00
lgrd 48460 142.50
lgrd 46360 140.00
lgrd 55580 140.00
lgrd 49600 137.50
lgrd 53340 135.00
lgrd 49600 135.00
lgrd 55160 135.00
lgrd 57120 132.50
lgrd 12600 130.00
lgrd 30360 130.00
lgrd 49300 130.00
lgrd 52420 130.00
lgrd 50220 130.00
lgrd 60880 127.50
lgrd 49680 125.00
lgrd 53520 120.00
lgrd 100.00
lgrd 32760 100.00
I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own, and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it out. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.
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My wife’s birthday is in two days and she told me that she would be happy as long as I got her something with lots of diamonds in it. She’s gonna love this pack of playing cards
Thursday January 7, 2019
23 loads.
The market was lower today, but we had sunshine. Quality varied, and the buyers had their hands in their pockets.
Mixed: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49300 130.00
lgrd 50800 115.00
lgrd 39820 102.50
lgrd 40640 100.00
Straw: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 45800 120.00
lgrd 34080 125.00
lgrd 43590 115.00
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 37920 62.50
lgrd 47360 55.00
How to install a southern home security system:
- 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
- 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Gun & Ammo
- 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pitbulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back…
-Cooter
Thursday January 7, 2019
23 loads.
The market was lower today, but we had sunshine. Quality varied, and the buyers had their hands in their pockets.
Alfalfa: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 44160 145.00
lgrd 53440 125.00
lgrd 46840 122.50
lgrd 52520 122.50 2nd
lgrd 39960 120.00 2nd
lgrd 120.00
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
Lgrd 142.50
lgrd 50700 135.00
lgrd 52530 132.50
lgrd 52940 132.50
lgrd 49680 132.50
lgrd 48400 130.00
lgrd 48120 127.50
lgrd 52100 105.00
How to install a southern home security system:
- 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
- 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Gun & Ammo
- 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pitbulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back…
-Cooter
Thursday January 3, 2019
55 loads.
Quality was called pretty good. Grass sold strong today, and alfalfa was a little weaker. Straw sold a little weaker as well. Cornstalks sold strong today.
Alfalfa: 27
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 49080 165.00
lgrd 17960 152.50 1st
lgrd 60840 150.00 2nd
lgrd 48140 150.00 2nd
lgrd 55220 150.00 4th
lgrd 53140 147.50 2nd
lgrd 52100 147.50 3rd
lgrd 16900 145.00
lgrd 51280 145.00 2nd
lgrd 52320 145.00 2nd
lgrd 68640 140.00 3rd
lgrd 58540 137.50 2nd
lgrd 55120 137.50 2nd
lgrd 64160 135.00 3rd
lgrd 50720 135.00 2nd
lgrd 47640 132.50 2nd
lgrd 53980 127.50
lgrd 52520 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 44600 125.00 2nd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 46860 117.50 1st
lgrd 24740 117.50
lgrd 43020 115.00
lgrd 35500 110.00 1st
lgrd 54980 107.50 1st
lgrd 45060 105.00 2nd
GRASS: 19
SIZE LBS $/TON
smsq 4240 205.00
3x3 40560 152.50
lgrd 58320 175.00
lgrd 18840 170.00
lgrd 46780 165.00
lgrd 56640 165.00
lgrd 46460 162.50
lgrd 49700 160.00
lgrd 46160 157.50
lgrd 23580 155.00
lgrd 46480 152.50
lgrd 56260 145.00
lgrd 48020 145.00
lgrd 52920 140.00
lgrd 17840 125.00
lgrd 36280 120.00
lgrd 37360 120.00
lgrd 30220 120.00
lgrd 53620 112.50 -Sudan
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for 5 minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guys replies, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
